| May 20 - 15:58:26 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| The Promotion Song. | Started by: Fu-ManjuRourke on Dec 31, '08 12:02 |
|
Ladies and Gents, Having heard that my promotion in the ranks has been held up by the district office of Mafioso Internal Training and Carreer Management, I sat down to think. Based on the recent rantings of one of the ever so dear lunatics that rant and rave in our streets, I had an inspiration! My Muse was up and the words flowed. PRO-MOTION LOCOMOTION! Promotion Motion Locomotion, whats the delay? Hooking up me and family with new new jobs! Promotion Motion Locomotion, yo, whatdja say? I got pettys and jailbreaks and losta runs That should get my promo done! Promotion Motion Locomotion, spread some rank my way! I got guns and respect and fuggetboutit Dammit, i'm gonna toss a wild fit! SLAM! The 7-11 just went down BLAM Dem bum just sank down CRASH Dem jailbars just fell down Promotion Motion Locomotion, without it my face sad Hey Boss man, whasammatter, don't you like me? oh well, i might as well just sit back and drink cold tea. |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
| LOL very creative Fu-ManjuRourke...maybe that will get their attention :P | |
| Reply by: life-love-happiness at Dec 31, '08 12:04 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
life-love-happiness, I'm trying... you know, a desperate man, desperate times, some people steal candy from kids, I steal songs from them. What part of it did you like best? Any other requests? I can get you some hot kids songs that just fell off a truck! |
|
| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:07 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Fell off a truck, eh? I'm interested in seeing this truck and hoping more things fall off of it if you catch my drift... |
|
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:13 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
My good man, I can...ahem... arrange that. I have many different friends in the trucking business. What exactly did you have in mind? |
|
| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:14 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
I'm looking for a large truck, filled to the brim with weapons, to pass my way in Detroit precisely at 13:14. I can't guarantee the safety of any of the product, but I will be happy to keep an eye on said truck. |
|
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:17 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Weapons I can do Trucks I can do Detroit, I do NOT want to do, but I can do it with my nose pinched close and my eyes focused on the dollar signs. The last item that we need to work out is: What kids song shall I have the driver singing. Please makes sure to deliver that to me through the usual channels. |
|
| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:24 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
