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| Keep on Rourkin' in the Free World | Started by: ThomasRourke on Dec 31, '08 21:41 |
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The Rourkes were walking home one day from a visit at the zoo which Mickey had begged them to do for ages. They were really bored and Brian was telling a story so many of them contemplated suicide as a result. They were all going to a big Rourke New Year bash later that night but Rourkey was without a date. There were fierce rumors within Rourke circles that Rourkey may also be the second gay Rourke they had found. No one had asked, because it was never as relevant as it was now, who would Rourkey bring to the New Year party?! Would it be a guy, girl, other? There was a definitive way to find out, and Thomas knew right then who Rourkey could bring to the party. There was a certain hot to trot 40 something waiting in the wings in the form of Veronicazotz Rourke. If Rourkey passed that action up they would all know for sure that he liked to do it right in the butt. Thomas turned to face the group and put up his hands to stop their forward momentum. He saw Chuckie bump into Minxetta as he did not have stop-on-a-dime reflexes. "Rourkes... It is time we find Rourkey a date to the New Year's event." Thomas saw Rourkey start to blush furiously and tried to hide it by burying his head into Gay Perry's shoulder. "It is time gentlemen and ladies, for a cougar hunt." The Rourkes began to furiously chatter amongst themselves. "The target is the elusive Veronicazotz, who many of you recognize as being Brian's mother. We will each try to charm this wild MILF out of its comfortable surroundings of beach chairs, cocktail lounges, and kitchen in an effort to get Rourkey a date. We will ALL try our hand!" Brian, the usual troublesome member raised his hand in protest. "I feel well uncomfortable doing this, man. Can I just bypass this trip and go straight to the party? I feel that this really compromises some social mores, guy." Oh how the other Rourkes laughed. "Apparently you've just never heard of the Frankie Figs Trifecta, Brian!" Randolfo chuckled at how little it appeared that Brian knew. Thomas led the Rourkes to Veronicazotz's home, somewhere along the way they had found safari hats to which they had fittingly donned to get in the right frame of mind for the cougar hunt. Smithy lifted Abby up so she could peek into the window. She made wild gestures that the cougar-MILF was indeed within its natural habitat of the kitchen. "This is it, Brian, you're up first, go use your wiles to convince this sultry beast to go on a date with Rourkey tonight." Thomas started pushing Brian into the front door, the clock was ticking down and nobody wanted to miss when the clock struck midnight. "Man, I just have to raise an objection to this again, because this is very wrong in our culture, and I feel that this is just well out of order." Brian frowned. "Fine Brian, you can go meet Belma at the party, no one likes to ring in the New Year listening to you talk about things being outrageous." Thomas shooed him away, and much to his surprise, Brian skipped down the road merrily. One by one the Rourkes went in trying to woo Veronicazotz. They brought chocolates, they brought shoes, Fu-Manju brought the baby Jesus, but each attempt was shot down by the husky voiced woman who many a young man had dreamt of bedding. Finally it was Phatballz turn. He had been a bit of a Rourke Lothario since bursting on to the scene. It was rumored that he had his way with upwards of 40 girls in the month February during a leap year. He strolled into the house and all the Rourkes watched through the various windows as Phatballz made several lewd hand and mouth gestures, and much to the surprise of all the Rourkes, the hard, sexy exterior of Veronicazotz looked to soften. She nodded her head and Phatballz came outside with a triumphant look on his face. "She will accompany Rourkey to the New Year's celebration this evening everyone!" All the Rourkes cheered mightily at bringing down such a highly sought after prize. The cougar hunt, where so many had failed before, had become a success that would live on through the generations. Thomas patted Rourkey on the back several times, but stopped once he saw Rourkey start to work his body into a formation that would allow his butt to be touched. Thomas took pause and grimaced. "Eh, well, close enough, enjoy your date, Rourkey." All the Rourkes turned to face an invisible audience as Digger and Pedro led them in a large chorus, "HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE!!!" They all went to the party and had a good time and nobody paid any attention to Fork. |
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While at the party, Rourkey noticed BrianRourke and ThomasRourke enter a closet together, prepared to make out. That is disgusting. Rourkey proceeded to have sex with all the women. At once. Simultaneously, natch. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 31, '08 21:46 | |
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After finishing the Roruke-full New Years Anthem, Digger dozzes out a bit with all the threesome fuss and the cougar hunting Man, how in the world did i end up here?!?! Looking at all the Rourkes giving him the blank look and Roruky being rejected by anything that walks on two feet Oh well, wouldnt be a Rourke gathering otherwise!!! Just then Digger spots a blossoming Red dressed women (or in Rourke terms a cougar) Step in. Digger looks at Mickey really quickly since he was now the Rourke incharge since Thomas was in his closet. Mickey its my time to go hunting/bedding... Digger disappears with the red dressed cougar amid all the Rourke chaos And that Cougars and Lions was the Rourke New Years!!! |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Jan 02, '09 06:37 | |
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Fu-Manju brought the baby Jesus WHAT THE FLABUNGIN GEVALT NARISHKAIT IS THIS NEBBISH SHPEILING! .... It was a can of homemade picked herring. to die for. |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Jan 02, '09 12:03 | |
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