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| The Riot! - Waiting List | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Jan 02, '09 12:03 |
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You roll up to a very ornately decorated HQ in the nicer part of Detroit. You recognize the famous "The Riot!" castle from its pictures in the city hall as the world famous exclusive club for mafiosos. All night long you have been looking for a place to call your home, a place to store your wares, a place where everybody knows your name; you have decided that the only place fit to be your family home is with The Riot! You hop out of your car, eagerly grabbing your bags, and you tip the cabbie a few extra bucks for the trouble. You peer in through one of the windows and notice one of the finest parties you've ever been to. You race up to the door and a large bouncer steps in front of you before you can enter. He speaks: "Where the hell do you think you're going, kid? This here's the GODMOTHER'S place. You can't just waltz in here uninvited!" He shoves you and you stagger back a few feet. You slowly brush yourself off and let him know your intentions: "I'm here to see the GodMother! I know she's expecting me!" He responds to you: "Idiot, can't you read? She has this even branded on her ass: Castle (HQ) Status: Closed. Don't ask. Why do you think I'm here? I'm Rourkey. I'm the doorman. NOBODY gets in without speaking to me first. How did I get this position? Easy, mate. I'm banging Aurora, Mirage, ThomasRourke, BrianRourke, and I KNOW that the GodMother would love to have some of this summer sausage if she could get her hands on it. I'll tell you what I can do though......I'll make you a deal." Rourkey gestures towards a set of velvet ropes and red carpet in front of the castle. "You see that over there? That's the line to get in, better known as "The Waiting List." I have a few ins in this fair world of ours and I can GUARANTEE you a spot in line for when a vacancy opens up in the castle. What's it worth to you? Gimme a million bucks and I'll place you #1 in line. Any takers?" Rourkey turns to the rest of the crowd. Ladies and gents, contact me if YOU want to be on the waiting list for The Riot! Spots are limited and start at $1,000,000 apiece. |
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| I say we shoot the scalper!!! :) | |
| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Jan 02, '09 12:11 | |
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| Careful Digger, I have excellent intel on a RourkeyRourke. He tries to impersonate you as he absconded with a mailing I was sending to you. His weapon is also loaded with "Milk Duds". Or so I've been told. | |
| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Jan 02, '09 12:16 | |
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As he walks up, DCIAC slams his burnt out cigarette down on the ground and walks up to RourkeyRourke, talking quietly so that only the few people around him can hear... I'm sure just being on the list is a great honor, but I'm not sure it seems fair in this thing of ours to be charging people just to wait in line for a crew, no matter which crew it may be. To many, if not all, of the more veteran mafioso in this world of ours it would be an honor and a privilege to be a part of the riot, I can only hope, for my own sanity that this is a very dry, well thought out, and less than sincere joke RourkeyRourke. In which case, bravo. DCIAC shakes Rourkey's hand, and flips his card as is his custom which lands softly in Rourkey's lapel pocket. He smiles his cockneyed smile, and with a flash of his .308 revolver on his hip, he is gone into the night, only a wisp of smoke from a fresh cigarette left behind him... |
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| Reply by: DontCall-ItAComeback at Jan 02, '09 12:26 | |
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| Sorry Rourkey, I have too have in's and i already know that i hold a spot whenever i so choose to join the Godmother. And i had to bribe her a hell of a lot more that 1 million to have it... | |
| Reply by: Whiskey at Jan 02, '09 12:28 | |
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Rourkey laughs at another mafioso trying to sway him from his respectable post. Rourkey doesn't take orders from anyone not in the MickeyRourke structure. Ladies and gentlemen, please do not listen to NoName-C-omeback over here and be swayed by his casual remarks. For the low, low price of $10,000,000, I will be HAPPY to place your name on the waiting list for "The Riot!" and allow you to brave the cold winters of Detroit in line for entrance to the fair GodMother's HQ. You will be able to see first-hand the manlove that ThomasRourke and BrianRourke share for each other and if lucky enough, you will be invited to partake in their threeways from now on! |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 02, '09 12:44 | |
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Your accountant has made payment of $10,000,000 to RourkeyRourke. Is that enough? Or do you need more? |
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| Reply by: Dark at Jan 02, '09 14:11 | |
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