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| PPAAA | Started by: Pezz on Jan 02, '09 17:51 |
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**Pezz picks up a couple of hobos and their cardboard boxes, informs them to stand and hold the boxes as such to form a makeshift podium** Ahem! Hello all. I am here to announce that I am officially making the Pick Pocketer's Alliance of America Alliance (herein the PPAAA) a public entity. My (our) goals are simple: 1) Utilize a gift from the Gods to increase our criminality 2) Encourage "mingling", enhance the ol' saying "As thick as thieves" 3) Paint a new face on pick pocketing, changing from the old "I view this as an attack" to "Hey, this is alright." Membership is, free. Please drop me a line, so that I may direct you to our headquarters and offer you a cigar, a glass of scotch (or glass of wine), and a nice smack on the ass (and hopefully a successful pickpocket attempt). I thank you and look forward to high turnout. |
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| I think there have been many attempts to try to do this, and usually success comes with a small award:) | |
| Reply by: mortalmyst at Jan 02, '09 18:00 | |
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| A big one rather actually. | |
| Reply by: mortalmyst at Jan 02, '09 18:00 | |
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| My only goal, is to unite those who feel pickpocketing is harmless. Maybe I'll fail, maybe I'll succeed. But dammit, man! We've got to try! | |
| Reply by: Pezz at Jan 02, '09 18:02 | |
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| Haha I like your enthusiasm:) | |
| Reply by: mortalmyst at Jan 02, '09 18:06 | |
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| Thanks, mortalmyst! Are you interested in membership, or would you rather serve as a friendly spectator | |
| Reply by: Pezz at Jan 02, '09 18:06 | |
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| I group where I can go through men's pockets and not worry about them getting mad. Well Pezz, I think you know how I feel about it. | |
| Reply by: Maris at Jan 02, '09 18:08 | |
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Maris, please feel around in the front pocket of my trousers for a few hours. Grab on firmly to what feels like a roll of quarters and hold on for dear life! |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 02, '09 18:13 | |
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I am a lazy man unfortunately. I can't be bothered to pickpocket nor can I be bothered to ever bank my money! So I think I'll sit out on this one unfortunately. |
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| Reply by: mortalmyst at Jan 02, '09 18:17 | |
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A shortstack of pennies is more like it... Mortal, I understand. |
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| Reply by: Pezz at Jan 02, '09 18:27 | |
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anyway i always felt this way .. thanks for declarin my feelings here too Pezz bro o/ ** in my very humble (just an ) opinion, this is what it may be ; -somehow , find the city im in , and try pp`in meh, but if i catch you on my DL side , ill send it to you as a mobmail which would proove that you got caught already .. so send my money back :D but if you dont get any mobmsg , use the money- if you dont deal , keep your hands off my pocket, and ill do same ofcourse xD thanks again Pezz...lets rumble |
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| Reply by: Alessio_Lorenzo at Jan 02, '09 18:46 | |
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Slamming down his burnt out cigarette as he walks up to Pezz, DCIAC tosses him his wallet, his card half hanging out... Anyone displaying the PPAAA tag is welcome to PP me whenever you want, just either send the money back or MM me so i know who to give a congrats to. Also so that my trigger finger doesn't get too itchy. ...But by the time Pezz looks up to see who it was, DCIAC is gone into the night, a glint off his holstered .308 revolver and a wisp of smoke from a fresh cigarette the only proof he was ever there at all... |
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| Reply by: DontCall-ItAComeback at Jan 02, '09 21:56 | |
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