DrObswolovitch with a public service announcement from the RSPCAB.
Anal beads are for life, not just for christmas.
More than 50 unwanted anal beads are being taken in by the RSPCAB every day over the christmas period, with the charity warning that "out with the old and in with the new" even applies to anal beads at this time of year. The charity's bead centers in england and wales took in more than 1,500 anal beads in 2007, either directly from the public... or abandoned. January sees an even greater rise in the numbers with the charity expecting to take in more than 90 anal beads per day. These beads are believed to be unwanted christmas presents.
Please open your heart, and your anus, adopt an anal bead today. |
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The PPAAA recognizes this cause and would like to make a small donation.
Such a tragedy... |
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Come on Pezz, go ahead and adopt that cute medium size pink set I saw you looking at longingly. You know you want to. |
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I dunno, should I??? I "lost" the last set...I'd hate to do that all over again. |
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Well I think the gold ones are more your style, but you really seemed to like the pink. I think you should give it another go. |
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maybe fluorescent orange for high visibility? |
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Id like the rest of the anal beads, I could make a necklace!! And what a necklace it shall be! |
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Can I use them to get the gerbil out? The last two cats I tried failed and the pet store won't sell them to me anymore on account of the hospital warning them... |
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I believe we should donate all anal beads to Angel and Prozac they will make the best use of them. |
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