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| Rest In Peace | Started by: Mirage on Jan 02, '09 21:57 |
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Two of Detroit's sexiest mobsters, DiggerRourke and Mirage walked down a crowded downtown street and gave flyers to everyone they passed. A few people tried to avoid them, but Mirage spotted them and forced them to take two flyers. Here's one for you and another for your son. Call us. No job is too small. Everyone deserves to rest in peace. Next to her Digger laughed and shook his head. He patted Mirage's back and complimented her. "You're good at this. If you didn't work in the mob you could work in sales." Mirage rolled her eyes and shook her head. No thanks. I'm only doing this for a little extra dough. Training bodyguards isn't cheap, you know. As Digger nodded to agree Mirage noticed someone looking at the flyer with a confused look in his eyes. Mirage walked towards him to explain. My partner Digger and I have a new racket. He's in the business of grave digging. One day he told me some people don't have anything special at their funerals. Most only get a rose and a priest who says a few words about them. That's not good enough for people who put their blood, sweat and tears into this thing of ours. Everyone deserve a nice funeral. Digger and I are offering special services to people for their funerals. We know death isn't fun to think about, but it's best to be prepared. Life can end at any time in our business. Prepare for it now so your family and loved ones don't have to wonder what your wishes were. Take a look at the flyer and let us know what you want at your funeral.
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Ares listens to Mirage and starts to tear up "You mean, Godmother won't come to my funeral unless I pay you guys $100,000?" Ares sniffles and walks away... |
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| Reply by: Ares at Jan 02, '09 22:00 | |
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| $100,000 huh...lol I'll rest in peace knowing i saved $100k for the next life | |
| Reply by: High_Society at Jan 02, '09 22:10 | |
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Prozac comes out of his Pharmacy upon hearing of some services now being offered This is disgusting to me, plain and simple. I understand you are trying to make money and all that but come on. A funeral is a place of respect and honor for a fallen member of a family not a circus show. Special: If you want to die and contact us to arrange your death all the above services are free. WOW all I can say is wow. Kind of shocked by these services to be honest but hey its just my opinion. Consider me old fashioned I guess. Prozac walks away back to his headquarters |
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| Reply by: Prozac at Jan 02, '09 22:28 | |
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Mirage read a flyer for any misprints. No clowns, animals or balloons are offered. It's not a circus act. She handed the flyer to someone walking past. What about the business Hurt Feelings Inc. that suggests someone is a pussy for complaining? That's not very respectful. |
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| Reply by: Mirage at Jan 02, '09 22:42 | |
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The main part im concerned about is the part about arranging death for people. If one of my members was to come to you and ask you to "arrange" their death to save a buck on your services, would you then take it upon yourself to end their life? |
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| Reply by: Prozac at Jan 02, '09 22:48 | |
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No I wouldn't. I consider it highly disrespectful to wack a member of someone else's family like that. I don't expect to be judged for who my mother was, but she spoke out about the same disgraceful acts when members of her family authed their friends in other families to kill them. She would turn over in her grave if I did that. If this was presented by one of your old friends like hmmm, the gentleman who founded Hurt Feelings Inc. you would probably be laughing about it. It was meant as a joke, but apparently I'm not in all the right circles. Mirage threw the rest of the flyers in her hand in a nearby trash can. I'm done with this racket and any more debates. From now on I'll only offer jail breaking services and be a mute. Have a good evening, Sir. Mirage walked away. |
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| Reply by: Mirage at Jan 02, '09 23:00 | |
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Do you see me out anywhere laughing about the other flyer? No. Its not of a great concern to me as it doesnt offer to kill people. Did I say you couldnt run your business? Not at any point. My only concern was that should one of my family members misread the one section they may have taken you up on the offer. For the most part, the majority of the services you offer are respectable and a nice gesture. I would actually like to see such things in place. The one concern, as i said, was your "special". But take it as you will. |
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| Reply by: Prozac at Jan 02, '09 23:08 | |
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| I miss your mommy Mirage :( | |
| Reply by: Telkin at Jan 02, '09 23:14 | |
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| *driving down the street in his limo while puffing a cigar, comes across flyer floating down the street, picks it up and continues driving off smoothly* | |
| Reply by: IRON187 at Jan 03, '09 02:34 | |
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Whilst wandering down the street, El_Nino notices some nicely prepared flyers lying in the trash I am sure these belong to Mirage and Digger, I have no idea why they are in here I thought it was a highly amusing and potentialy lucrative venture. I will get some more ordered at the printers and speak to Mirage about it. This isn't exactly a new venture really is it Prozac? I'm curious how many times in the past you have complained about it to other people who have offered it? From reading Mont's diaries you never raised complaints when he and Caligula did a similar thing, I can't recall your family line complaining when FlyingPig or anyone from his family line have in the past done this either. |
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| Reply by: El_Nino at Jan 03, '09 03:31 | |
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Expect to hear from my legal team shortly. |
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| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Jan 03, '09 08:42 | |
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El_Nino, I have never met these people you speak of. This Caligula or FlyingPig are not familiar to me. I am not my father nor am I my Grandfather, I am me. And as you said this could be a lucrative venture. Aside from the "special" that is offered, as I have already said. How many times must I repeat myself. |
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| Reply by: Prozac at Jan 03, '09 10:18 | |
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Jan 03, '09 14:43 Your accountant has made payment of $100,000 to Mirage. My children look forward to seeing the GodMother at my funeral. Can you make sure she wears something low-cut? |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 03, '09 14:48 | |
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| Please accept my apologies then, I guess for the first few days of your life you were in ignorant bliss of what went down around you. | |
| Reply by: El_Nino at Jan 03, '09 15:29 | |
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Jan 05, '09 01:01 Your accountant has made payment of $100,000 to mirage. I'd like to make a request for the GodMother to show up at Acute's funeral as well, should something unfortunate happen to him. He is quite the unpopular chap and I would like to make sure he is remembered. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 05, '09 01:05 | |
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How much does it cost to get a someone to show up and cry? Professional mourners never should have gone out of style. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 05, '09 01:11 | |
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| Throw in an extra twenty-five grand and I'll show up crying. Throw in another one hundred, and I'll wear whatever the hell you want me to wear, Rourkey. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Jan 05, '09 01:32 | |
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| sum1 help me getting my carrier | |
| Reply by: achand at Jan 05, '09 03:04 | |
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| you should be like father macklepenny giving out blessings sometimes got 30k for one and lets just say there were alot of blessings,this idea is good bbut dumb noone wants to pay hard earned cash to see the godmother at there funeral. | |
| Reply by: Tommaso_Buscetta at Jan 05, '09 04:44 | |
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