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| The Avatar Emporium Is Back | Started by: ProphetOfDeath on Jan 06, '09 06:09 |
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You walk in to find yourself in one of the cleanest rooms you have ever seen. The floors, the ceiling, the walls, all white. Along the walls you see magnificent masterpieces of art, the center of the room is a statue of a devilsh assassin cloaked in a robe. You call out "Is anyone here?". The statue slowly shifts into color, shades of grey white and black. You realize that it is ProphetOfDeath. He approaches you. Hello. Welcome to the art gallery. Is there anything I can help you with today? You ask to see a price list. He hands you a paper pamphlet containing the following: Now you can own a famous P.O.D. piece of artwork, a beautiful piece of craftsmanship not seen on these shores in a very long time. Personal Ink $100K+ Custom Pictures: Your choice of everything, or my best shot at a true masterpiece. Customer satisfaction guaranteed. $125K+ Animations: Ranges based on complexity, length, whether ripping is involved, and many other factors. Rush delivery not applicable on animation orders. Exclusivity rights: You may purchase Exclusive rights of ownership on your pictures for a flat fee of $50K on Normal and Premium pictures. Custom exclusivity rights cost $100K, same for Animations. This will remove my signature(if you want), and it will give you the exclusive right to the picture. Anyone caught using your picture against your permission will be kindly asked to remove your art, all efforts will be made to "expedite" your art from their profile. $50K Rush Delivery: We are all busy men, all orders will be taken care of as quickly as possible in the order they are received. If you would like to place a rush on the order to get it done faster you can do so on any package except animations. If more than one rush order is placed they will be taken care of in the order of which they are received. Most normal orders will be done asap, but can take up to 2 days based on business demand and/or other complications. Orders that take longer than two days will receive a discount. Rush orders will be done day of order if available. Family Business $250K Family Portraits and tags: Portraits and tags come prepackaged together as custom style pictures. Animation may be added for an extra cost. Exclusivity is included in this package. Prices are not negotiable. For special offers please read their restrictions. Bulk Orders may receive a discount. Orders must be directed to ProphetOfDeath. You close the pamphlet. Take a look around, enjoy the views, if you have any questions let me know. If you'd like to make an order fill out this form. Please note the directions it makes the whole process go much smoother.
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Phantom_Ghost walks up. Undead Inc. has your orders backed 100% when you make a purchase through the Avatar Emporium. If you do not get your picture, or something happens to my good buddy, PoD, I will pay you back in full out of pocket! PG puts up a "Your Order is Insured by Undead Incorporated" sign. |
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