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| Tired of him calling you Skippy too. | Started by: Brick_Pollitt on Jan 07, '09 14:41 |
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If he calls me Skippy again, I'm going to kill him. Scratches his head as he walks to the street corner to rant a bit more. I watch my watch religiously. Looks down at his watch, then holds it up to his ear to listen for the ticking. Hmm. That may be a problem. Anyway, I watch it religiously to know exactly when I can stroll into that convenience store and grab some extra cash. Gotta have something to give the boss, am I right? So, I walk in just in time and before I get to the register this freakin' guy comes out of nowhere and feeds me this line: "Slow down Skippy. You have to wait a while longer before you can try that again." Or something like that. Shakes his head and kicks a rock away from him. Who the hell is he to tell me when I can and can't rob a store? And who the hell is Skippy? "My name is Brick, bitch" I want to say but when I turn around to kick his ass, he's gone. What the hell? Looks at his watch again and shakes his arm to get it to work again. Has this happened to anybody else? Does he call you Skippy too? Takes his watch off and holds it to his ear again. Well, that might be my problem. I guess I should go get this thing fixed. ...feel free to discuss this and other issues among yourselves. Just don't call me Skippy. |
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| Well Skippy, it seems that guy must want those shops to be in business so if he let you just take all the cash from those stores then they would be bankcrupt and then there would be no stores to rob from and then we would resort to robbing each other for money, so I suggest you go to another store, which should take about 3:20 travelling time, well I hope that solves you problem anyway, Skippy | |
| Reply by: Mafioso at Jan 07, '09 15:11 | |
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Slamming down his finished cigarette as he walks up, DCIAC puts his arm around Skippy's shoulder, guiding him away from the convenience store... Now listen, the thing is, in this thing of ours, we like to keep a low profile. If all us cough upstanding citizens are running around knocking over every shop in town every five seconds...that's not really keeping our profile down. So we have...associates watching, especially the younger of us, making sure some semblance of order is kept in our fair cities. I can't tell you who they are, but suffice it to say that they are there for your benefit, not to ruin your cough hobby. As for why they call you Skippy, you can't expect them to remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry who comes through this thing of ours, can you? I didn't think so. DCIAC removes his arm just as Brick_Pollitt realizes they have walked around the block back to the store he was standing outside earlier. DCIAC gives him a firm push in the center of his back towards the door, sticking his card to Brick's shoulder... If you have any other questions about life in this thing of ours, give me a call sometime! But by the time Brick had turned to face DCIAC, he was left standing, mouth half open, card in hand, with only a flash from DCIAC's holstered .308 and a puff of smoke from a fresh cigarette as proof that anyone had been there at all... |
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| Reply by: DontCall-ItAComeback at Jan 07, '09 15:32 | |
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