Pacing up and down the middle of this office, Wargasm recites to himself the words that he is going to say to the masses outside of his newly bought and renovated headquarters. Pouring himself two fingers of Staten Island whiskey, Wargasm quickly gulps down the drink, takes a deep breath and tries to steady his nerves. Managing to subside the slight shaking to a halt, he collects the speech he prepared earlier, and makes his way outside to addressing the ever increasing masses outside.

Stepping outside the big iron gates, Wargasm steps on to the soap box and looks from left to right at the entirety of the crowd. Taking a big gulp, he looks at his speech, and opens his mouth to speak. Momentarily closing his mouth, Wargasm looks up at the crowd once more and then back at his speech. Deciding to say what’s on his mind, rather than some pre-planned words, Wargasm folds up his speech, puts it into his his inner jacket pocket and begins to speak.

“To the ladies and gentleman that have graced me with their presence, I thank you for taking the time out of your day to witness what I have to say. As you may all know by now, Epsilon has granted me the honour and prestigious role of being the newest crew leader in Staten Island. I cannot thank Numbers enough for this, also to Goku for backing my candidacy to be crew leader.”

“I think it is fair to say that I am somewhat of an unknown factor to most of the people in New York. Having said that, I have so far enjoyed my time here in Staten Island, and have managed to gel with what is an efficient and well run team. In the short time I have been here, myself and Numbers have talked regularly about matters of the past and fond memories that we both possess.”

“It was only a short time ago that Numbers approached me about potentially setting up within the confinements of Staten Island. At first I was excited about the prospect and rightfully so. It’s an honour to offered to set up anywhere in this world of ours and I was sure not to let the opportunity slip through my fingers. However, seeing as this is my first public speech, I would like to get off on an honest foot. There is a slight elephant in the room with myself been giving the go ahead to set up in Staten Island. As some of you may know, my Father, Helix, albeit only for a few weeks,  was also given the privilege to set up, under the tutelage of the late, Godfather Cantona.”

“Some of you may now be airing your disapproval at a Father and then a Son to both have the opportunity at leading a family. However, I assure every last one of you, that I will be working my hardest to provide a good environment for everyone that I house under my roof. That I will uphold the rules and regulations my Father followed. I may not be cut from the same cloth as some of the crew leaders today, but I will try and match them stride for stride.”

“Ladies and Gentleman I officially announce the The Illiterati officially open.”

Allowing a few seconds for the speech to sink, Wargasm bows slightly and walks back through the iron gates and into the building as the voices from the crowd echo around his ears.

Wargasm. You lovely person, you.

We talked not to long ago about what your father did and what he would've wanted to do for his family before he was slain. I always kind of knew you'd some day be in this position, its in your blood.

Proud is an understatement here friend. I'm happy to see this. Congratulations friend!

Do your father proud, friend.

Well deserved friend!

I'm glad seeing that such and exceptional hard worker like yourself has the opportunity to set up and make the city of NY that much greater.

Looking forward to working with bud and I know great things will come from you!

Congratz!!!

Congratulations, Sir!

Wargasm

Our bloodlines date back to another time where NY was just growing again after a war wiped them out. You helped me in the past by being by my side and I am very grateful for that despite it not ending so well.

Your last of kin did an amazing job as a Crew Leader and I believe you proved to everyone that your future kins deserve the same opportunity once again. I have no doubt you will be an amazing addition to the already amazing city of New York. I wish you the best brother.

UGG!

Zmeika has been running around the HQ, trying to find the perfect place for all the objects that people were sending. She makes a note that a new liquor cabinet needs to be installed. She nearly misses Wargasms speak, but she manages to make it to the HQ doorway to hear the complete speech. Wargasm had been so nervous about this speech, but he spoke eloquently and from the heart. Zmeika smiles proudly as her new crew leader completes his speech and begins to make his way back into the building.

Zmeika rushes out towards him and give him a big hug.

Wargasm, I told you that you had nothing to worry about, as always, you were amazing. I'm so glad that you have asked me to stand along side you in this chapter of your journey in Staten Island. I am truly honored.

Congratulations! Let's have a drink later, it seems like you have some other pressing things to do!

Zmeika points to the people shouting behind him and scurries back inside.

Congrats, Lulz!

Make a difference! :D