Avicii steps from his Plymouth Roadster after having the door opened for him by one of his bodyguards. A few family members escorting him alongside the rest of his protection. Standing at the corner of 1st st. and Main he was handed his soap box by a fellow family member. Placing the soapbox to the ground Avicii stood a top the busy people passing through the streets.

Good day one and all, I am excited to be here today before all of you. I've noticed an exciting surge of activity in the streets we pass through everyday. I wanted to bring light to where I thought might be another area of opportunity for us to bring back to life. It is far and few these days that people are talking about the businesses we use to front our rackets.

Has everyone shut down because of these times we live in? During time where banks are closing and business owners are hiring fewer of us daily. We are all optimistic that one day we will pass through the depression and continue on with our success in life. I want to impact the city where I reside in one day proudly opening a business of my own hoping to thrive in an impossible market.

With that being said I am here today to ask you business owners to come forward and promote your business. If you are seeking to double up on your current customer count then this could be that opportunity. I know there are fewer business owners these days, but I fly quite often and am always looking for a respectable place to stay or eat. Others could use this opportunity to dust off the blinds and re-open there business, bringing it back to life.

We live in a land of opportunity and I would encourage everyone to get involved with there locals businesses in one way or another. The more we launder our money through our rackets could make for a successful turn around in the stock markets.

People please don't be shy in bringing light to your business here publicly, if your proud of your work and what you've made of it we wanna hear about it! I would love to drag my boss outta bed and force him along with me to stop by personally and say hello!

While passing through the streets Madbutton hears something that catches his attention. He listening to the man speak he decides to throw his two cents in.

It really depends on what city your in. In philly we got a handful of new businesses and we've had a few older store's re-open. While of course in DT all front owners are dead or have moved on. If you happen to come to Philly i suggest The Candle Light Lounge. It's a newer establishment but Mr. Leonetti has done a great job with it. Good live music, cuban cigars, all the alcohol you can drink, and some beautiful ladies. Hell personally I live in the back room since I'm there so much. Also we have a great Italian restaurant. It's been around for a long time, handed down in generations. La Bella Vista Pizzeria, the food is to die for and you'll feel like your back in the old country. Hope this is sorta what your looking for and hope to see you there.

Mad walks away and continues down the street.

I would like to make a clarification here concerning the La Bella Vista Pizzeria.

The food is not literally "to die for."

What with this alleged "mafia" wandering around, I thought I'd make it clear it is indeed safe to visit this establishment. The old world atmosphere and food is outstanding.

ps .. philli-stein, I apologize in advance for the previous post. I am Warped at times, to say the least.

Ronald steps forward out of the crowd and smiles at Avicii; this was pretty fortunate timing. He hands him a business card before he speaks.

Legitimate Business Owners Association

Ronald McDonald - Executive Director

NYC, NY

An excellent chance at a bit of free advertising for us business owners, my friend! You should come see us at the LBOA, you could get paid for providing such a useful service.

Just this morning my company opened Madame Drabardi's Astrology in New York. Based out of Little Italy, Madame Drabardi's is now open to satisfy your occult curiosities. Come and witness the amazing Madame Drabardi providing psychic and spiritual services for a nominal fee or just stop in for the free weekly Mobster Horoscope. Gain the upper hand in your business dealings with Madame Drabardi's uncanny supernatural insights! (for entertainment purposes only)

And don't forget to come out to the ever popular McDonald's in Chicago's Loop. Serving drinks and what you might call food for low prices in an overly sterile, family-friendly environment! Come for the dangerously addictive food, stay for the ball pit and close proximity of the bathroom. McDonald's: everyone's favorite mistake!

There are so many good businesses throughout our four cities. The grind of constant travel would not be as bearable if I didn't have my usual haunts to look forward to. I thank you for coming out here in support of our captains of industry Boss Avicii, and I hope other business owners utilize this opportunity you've provided.

_Vincent_ hears the men talking about businesses and decides to join the conversation.

How about us small business owners huh? I know there is a depression going on be we are the hardest hit times are tough. Come on down and visit us at Vincent's corner store in Staten Island,NY we've got your favorite snacks and drinks and some fun secrets in the back of the store. Strike up a nice conversation with Papi and you're sure to have a good visit just don't talk about the sports and betting with him he always loses his paycheck to his bookies whenever he bets against the Yankees.