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| A Senile Wedding | Started by: GrandNannyRourke on Jan 08, '09 23:31 |
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An old man and woman stand on a soap box looking as if a good wind would knock them over. However, they're both holding hands and is that... is that really a ring on NannyRourke's ring finger?! You bet your ass it is! She wets her lips as she says 'Listen up young ones! Don't forget in your daily routines for tomorrow to include coming to my wedding! My wonderful fiancee Brill Vizzini proposed to me earlier today, and i of course said yes! It's not too often you'll see a woman of my age get married so please come to the wedding tomorrow!' Looking around at the shocked faces, she continues 'I know it is short notice, but our wedding will take place in the wedding will be located in an Egyptian musuem in the mummies department. Gifts are acceptable in the form of cash only to either myself or my dearest Brill.' After applying chap stick she rambles on, 'The full story of how our blooming love came to be will be told at the wedding tomorrow, so be there or be square!' |
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Phantom_Ghost walks next door to the wedding reception hall where they're setting up for "A SENILE WEDDING". Ohhh, I'll be crashing this one. |
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| Reply by: Phantom-Ghost at Jan 09, '09 03:02 | |
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Fiancee?? Is this Mafia's first Lesbian wedding?!? I look forward to it. Free booze, thanks. |
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| Reply by: Denver at Jan 09, '09 03:07 | |
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| First lesbian wedding? HAH! No. It is not. I have it on good authority that there has been at least one other lesbian union in our history. Word has it an ancestor of Ire was living in wedded lesbian bliss with an unnamed member of our society. | |
| Reply by: Angel at Jan 09, '09 04:19 | |
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Lesbian wedding? I have it from excellent sources at least one of them is male. I can't quite figure which is which with all the facial hair flowing in the breeze. My bets on GrandNannyRourke, as he/she mails me about my sultry photo's. |
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| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Jan 09, '09 08:49 | |
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After Hearing his beloved Love finishes her talking about the splendid Wedding ceremony they are preparing in the Egyptian museum, Vizzini holds her hands while both are standing one the soap box and says to her " Sunshine, I bet Tomorrow will be a lovely day for both of us and..I'd like......" he gets interrupted by a voice he recognizes well, He realizes that it's Recko's voice, one of his bodyguards. "Sir, you are holding my hands not hers, Your wife-to-be is on your right side " Brill slaps Recko on his chest with anger while whispering smoothly as not to be heard by the Public "Why Didn't you fuckin say so from the start! you piece of Shit!" Turns to the public after hearing somethin' like Lazy-bay wedding, We can't blame his 65 years old Ear since it's expiry date was over long time ago not recognizing that the public is talking about a lesbian wedding "No, No it's in the Egyptian museum , mummies department not in Lazy-bay, no weedings at no bays gangesters " He falsely replies back Recko then leans to one of his ears telling him something that makes Brill's facial expressions look like he is surprised with a strange gaze in his eyes he slaps poor Recko again on the chest "You worthless piece of Shit, You fuckin late! why am I hiring you anyways " turning to the audience "A lesbian wedding!Fiancee, Groom, husband-to-be, who cares what it's called, am a male for God's sake and me and my wife-to-be are going to throw a memorable wedding, hope to see y'all there " he replies back |
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| Reply by: Brill_Vizzini at Jan 09, '09 09:15 | |
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"I will be there for you weeding pal Meaning Vizzini I don't even know if his wife to be is a male or female or may be other wise" "Any way Congrats you Both But don't expect a Big wedding gift from me" Runs away Before Recko goes after him. |
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| Reply by: Devil_Advocate at Jan 09, '09 09:35 | |
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