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| Wack Tax Dispute | Started by: MacLeod on Jan 09, '09 00:46 |
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Strolling into a town hall in Detroit, you see angry men and women shouting everywhere. The shoddy folding chairs that seem to be in every town are full, with some people standing on them trying to make angry speeches. Everyone is in an uproar yelling about Marietta and her new policy. Outside, a sign read "Meeting of Seven Cities Dyslexic Cosiety" MacLeod approaches the stage and, as he clears his throat, everyone stops screaming and doing cartwheels. My fellow Dyslexics of the world. Calm yourselves. I assure you, your anger is unnecessary. There's a very simple explanation for all of this- MacLeod is cut off by a large English-looking gangster who strides forward and shouts "BUT HOW WILL I HANG UP ALL ME IMPORTANT NOTICES?!" He is joined by a small girl who, enraged, shrieks "I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HANG UP MY POSTERS OF CLARK GABLE AND FRED ASTAIRE. Raising his palms, MacLeod encourages everyone to calm down again. People. It's a requirement for a wack tax. Not wax tacks. After a drumbeat's pause a slow "Oooooooooooooooh" rises from the crowd, as everyone slowly starts shaking their heads and walking away. |
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