Jeddy wakes up in his Detroit apartment on a cold, February morning. As he wakes up he looks at the poster that hangs from his wall. After taking a good moment to admire the beauty of this poster. He gets up and goes to the next room to dress himself. After dressing, he goes downstairs to check if there's any new mail in his inbox.

Jeddy opens his mailbox to find six unread messages, he looks at the envelopes and could tell immediately what they were. A couple are copies of letters sent to his crewleader, comrade DanTheMan, another was a signed statement from an associate saying he saw someone have his $5,000 pinched from him while the guy wasn't looking. Jeddy knew these did not really need to be looked at in closer detail so he throws them into the pile of unopened mail in the corner.

"Damn," Jeddy says to himself "there must be at least 1469 unread messages in that stack!"

As he gets to the last message, Jeddy notices that there is something unique about this mail. Out of curiosity he opens it and to his surprise finds an invitation,

"Dear Jeddy, you have been invited to attend a party. The theme of this event is 'Elder Scrolls', in addition, you are welcome to invite your best friend to come with you! We will be holding this party throughout the February 28th weekend. We hope to see you there!"

"A party..." Jeddy thinks to himself "Well that's great! There's only one problem: I NEED A BEST FRIEND!"

Jeddy bursts through the door from his apartment complex and runs down the street. "Now where would I find a best friend?" he thinks to himself and immediately comes to the realization that the park would be an excellent place to find a new friend!"

 He turns left at the end of the block and cuts through the business district as he makes his way to the park. Along the way he passes several businesses, he glances across the street to see that one has just opened for the day, 

CookieZombie's Cookie Shop!

However, Jeddy would not be distracted by the FABULOUS aromas and delicious tastes of what Jeddy could only imagine to be CookieZombie'sFABULOUS batch of the latest RAINBOW COOKIES. Using his immense reserves of willpower equivalent to a proud Russian bear he presses onward, passing yet another fine establishment,

Fabiano's Meat's

Jeddy imagines that there must be quite a selection of salmon steaks ripe to be devoured, but it would have to wait until he finds a best friend. Perhaps he would like blueberry salmon steaks as well? Only time would tell. 

Nearing the park, Jeddy comes across another establishment. This one looked to be quite busy, a young dapper entrepreneur was standing outside, looking astounded at all the men and women coming through to visit. Painted on the windows he could see in bright bold lettering,

LOAN

Next to the young aspiring entrepreneur was his staff, handing some of the day to day affairs of his business. He instantly recognized Tyrion of the Lannister family. This establishment must be excellent if the Lannister family is willing to back it. Jeddy also sees another friend helping the entrepreneur with his business. Jeddy thinks of approaching him to say hello with a big smile on his face, but now would not be the best time given how busy he is. Looking back at the owner of LOAN Jeddy sees another man, a man with a majestic presence it just commanded admiration. A man so friendly he could turn the saddest frown upside-down. A man so caring he could melt the coldest of hearts. That man of course is Roberto Carlos, with his arm wrapped around the young entrepreneur. Jeddy sees the head of Robertology, Roberto Carlos, filling the entrepreneur with his warm loving embrace, and at the same time gifting young man's mind with Roberto Carlos's knowledge. Jeddy would have to stop by later, to say hello to his comrades.

Jeddy finally reaches the park after his short run, and at the top of the lungs he shouts "Who here is going to be my best friend?!"

Kittyhawk was walking around,minding his own business when he saw that a certain sponsor of the name of Jeddy was making a sort of a speech...he recoiled. His eyes rolled into his head and he fell to the ground.

The last word they heard from him for a very long time was

Fag.

Awoken from his sleep by one of his bodyguards NealCaffrey jumps a slight bit. He looks at the bodyguard with disgust. 

"Why would you wake me?" 

The bodyguard looks at him and whispers 

"Jeddy is in the streets going on about needing a best friend for the weekend. I figured you would want to know sir." 

NealCaffrey jumps out of bed and into his furry pink slippers. He runs out of the HQ and hops in the car. He drives past many things and many odd people. He was excited to say the very least. He arrived on the streets and saw Jeddy standing alone. 

"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDY my dear friend I am here to apply to be your bestest friend for the weekend. What do I have to do? Jump through hoops? Sing magical songs? Hop around on one leg as long as I can?" 

Neal took a step back.

"I will do ALMOST whatever it takes to win this."

Neal hugs Jeddy.