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| DC vs. Marvels match up | Started by: Jack_Grimm on Jan 11, '09 15:05 |
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League of Justice Vs tag team X-men and Avengers Superman Vs the Hulk part II Batman Vs Iron man Flash Vs QuickSilver Wonder Woman Vs Storm You give the reason I give the points! |
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League of Justice Vs tag team X-men and Avengers: The JLA hands down. Sure the x-men are fighters, but really who do they have. Wolverine's cat claws? Jean Gray's fesity attitude? You can even take the J~Leagues second rate superheros like Aquaman or Plastic man, and they can still whoop the x-men...I'm getting to the avengers..Tony stark is a moron, so ill skip him. The Avengers greatest players obviously , would be Thor and Captain America. Captain Marvel would beat Mr America over there, like he stole his lunch money. whats he have a shield? ohhhh. Mr. Marvel has Shazaam! 'nuff said. Down to Thor now. To take on the Mighty Thor....I choose Superman and the Green Lantern. Either one could take him ( though it would be a close call ), so double em up! +2 --- Superman Vs the Hulk part II: ....Supermans heat breath will cool down that temper, and then he'll beat his ass back to 3 mile island. Superman Wins +1 --- Batman Vs Iron man: Batman all the way. 2 rich kids, get bored and build a suit. Iron Man's can fly. Batman's is just..well, cooler. I know i know, half or even more than half of you will say what are you stupid. Tony Stark is a half-wit pansy, not worthy of breathing my air. if you missed it, i wrote it in the first paragraph ^^^ Batman is brilliant, gutsy and stupid. Gutsy and stupid always win. :D +1 --- Flash Vs QuickSilver: Tough call. QuickSilver always was pretty badass. i mean after all, Magneto is his father. I think i would pick the second Genertation Barry Allen Flash, over quicksilver though. He was flash, and before that he was a genius. Quicksilver, just has magneto as a father. +1 --- Wonder Woman Vs Storm: I cant even explain this. Do i have to? Storm or The W? lol fine..if i have to say it wi will...Wonder Woman! All the way. Shes superman..in tights!! Storm is just a cranky middle aged, all ready white haired woman who never gets her way. Wonder Woman would wipe the floor with her lol... Done! |
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| Reply by: High_SocWinter_Hill at Jan 11, '09 21:33 | |
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Well done good but remember wonder Woman can't fly and she gets tangled in her belt of truth and storm electrocutes that ass NO MORE WONDER WOMAN. Batman vs Ironman good fight but its not tony stark in the suit so batman got trapped in his batcar with boy wounder doing what we all wounder and Ironman blasted that car with a missle and pluse blast. You win with the flash You win with the Hulk dam ass gets so sleepy when pushed to a point that superman has to fly him to the moon and let him die their. JLA does not have superman he's busy. The avengers have the vision so he grabs them and embedes them in a wall. Aquaman was killed by namor pet sharks buffy and biff. The professor and Jean gray kills them with a thought! You did see X-men 3 rigth! score 2 out of five not bad! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 11, '09 21:49 | |
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what you mean she couldnt fly??? what!?! your losing it Jack's Life Points -1 Tony stark is Ironman...your high...nuff said Jack's Life Points -1 Flash - good choice Hulk- Good choice JLA Doesnt have superman? are you high again? Jack's Life Points -10 Total Point Accumulation for Hack -12....Sorry Jack..You are the weakest link ;) lol |
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| Reply by: High_SocWinter_Hill at Jan 11, '09 21:56 | |
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Wonder woman forgot were she parked her invisible jet and got tangled in her rope because superman dumped her for batgirl! Superman is laying low because of issues with wonder woman and batgirl being so dam needy. plus the trip to the moon carring that big ass green beast. Remember Iron mans best friend what's his name I don't know was ironman for about a year and at time still puts on the suit while tonys in rehab! Foul on your arguement with the Judge and the admin team agrees with me! you lost the two points you had and the last four points of your protest. I also find you in comtempt of court! ^_^ hehehehe! yeah me! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 11, '09 22:08 | |
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The only two I feel qualified enough to answer: Batman beats Iron Man. Superman beats Hulk. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 11, '09 23:13 | |
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MR. Macleod please give us your theory on the battle between batman and iron man! this is a fair and good match up! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 12, '09 03:24 | |
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League of Justice Vs tag team X-men and Avengers Who cares. Superman Vs the Hulk part II Hulk would kick some arse, Superman is takes it anal, Hulk doesn't, Straight men always win. Batman Vs Iron man Bataman would kick some arse, He is a champion of all champs, Only superhero without any powers just brute man force and he still always manages to beat his enemy. Flash Vs QuickSilver The Flash would win only for the fact that i don't know who the fuck Quicksilver is and i once played Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe at my mates and the Flash kicked some ass for me nfp. Wonder Woman Vs Storm Wonder Woman would win, she would lasso grip storm to a pulp Or suffocate her in her massive paps. |
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| Reply by: Acutie at Jan 12, '09 07:11 | |
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Sorry young one! JLA vs the X-men and Avengers you car less about thats cool? You scored zero points! How would the Hulk beat superman? Flash vs Quicksilver who is Quicksilver if you don't know you don't know! Iron man has no powers either! Wonder Woman if you ever had a woman with as you said massive paps the tend to move a little slower the paps tend to cuase them back pain as they get older! But your always welcome to try again! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 12, '09 18:13 | |
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| And you are always welcome to cup my tatties | |
| Reply by: Acutie at Jan 12, '09 21:47 | |
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girl lets get married ^_^ oh yeah!!!!!!!! You win! You win! You win! DAM you win!!!!!!!!! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 13, '09 20:01 | |
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| sozzles i am already taken | |
| Reply by: Acutie at Jan 13, '09 21:07 | |
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DAM I lose! :( Back to the game, who would win the battles! |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 13, '09 22:38 | |
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I am going to skip the first one - the tag team - because that would require way too much analysis and I am definitely not going to take this that seriously. Hulk vs. Superman: No contest here. Superman, gay spandex and all, takes it (no pun intended). The guy can change the direction in which the earth rotates! He can pick up mountains! He can fly into live, active volcanoes! We need not even discuss the bulletproof abilities and laser-eyes. What is the Hulk? Just some big, green, really strong dude who needs to smoke a fatty to calm down. All Hulk has going for him is strength, and Superman has strength times infinity. Superman FTW. Batman vs. Ironman: This one is close. Batman is really just some rich C with a lot of toys. Ok, so he's a fucking ninja. I'm not even really sure when that got added to his abilities. Pretty recently, I believe. Also, what is the deal with Robin? Is that not the gayest superhero suit ever? Anyhow, what this basically comes down to is who has the cooler gadgets. Batman has a nifty suit and a utility belt that holds all his gadgets. Ironman's suit IS the gadget. He can shoot fucking missiles out of it! Batman has no superhuman abilities to resist being blown up with a missile, and I doubt any of Batman's gadgets could stop Ironman. Ironman is the irrestible force, Batman is quite a movable object. Ironman FTW! Flash vs. Quicksilver: I also have no fucking idea who Quicksilver is. I'm going to guess that he's just some other really fast dude. When did being really fast make you a superhero? I say this now, but I loved Flash as a kid. I'm not sure why. Probably because the kid who always beat me in the 100 yard dash was a really cocky prick, and I wanted to put him in his place some day. So, because I don't know who Quicksilver is, and because Flash could kick Scott Kissinger's ass in the 100 yard dash, I will go with Flash on this one. I HATE YOU, SCOTT KISSINGER! Flash FTW! Wonder Woman vs. Storm Really no contest here, either. Storm may be the most underrated superhero of all time, and certainly the most underrated X-man. What does Wonder Woman have going for her? She's really strong, I get it. Pretty fast, too. However nothing is quite as strong or quite as fast as a lightning bolt up your ass. What is Wonder Woman going to do when she is swept up in a tornado with lightning bolts repeatedly frying her luscious hiney? That lasso isn't going to do jack shit, either. It only works on men, who are horrible liars. All women have the superpower of being infallible liars. Besides, the lasso is an outdated superhero gadget! These days, we have sodium pentothal. It seems so primitive that this woman used to lasso people and make them tell the truth. I guess I am a superhero, too, because I can jab someone in the ass with a syringe and have the same power! The invisible jet does not come into play, because with Storm in the vicinity, it would never even get off the ground. Those bracelets? I doubt they can deflect lightning bolts. All that aside, c'mon, Halle Berry would kick Lynda Carter's ass any day of the week. She got plenty of experience fighting with David Justice for four years. If she can hold her own against a professional athlete, she can mop the floor with a has-been actress. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Mar 03, '09 12:29 | |
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| mmm, Wonder Woman's ass... | |
| Reply by: Internet at Mar 03, '09 12:36 | |
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