I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WWI'S DEFINING WORK: SYSTEMATIC IMMOLATION OF THOUGHT

This is much ignored manifesto from a bloodline.  To those of you who say “but Kuku, only a FUCKING IDIOT would write a 1500 manifesto about a problem that doesn’t exist!” I can only nod my head at your sageness.  But it is perhaps time that this much maligned opus is re-examined.  Actually, examined, because it hasn’t been considered in any meaningful way.

Let us start…

WWI opens with a puzzling proclamation and a question

“fellow mafioso, and those of you who don't understand but still where the attire”

WWI addresses the membership of  this thing and then immediately alienates his listeners by accusing them of not understanding.  Intriguingly, he then asks where the clothes are, but forgets to use a question mark.

This is, then, clearly a psychedelic effort and we will make further efforts to disseminate.

WWI seems content not to further question where the clothes are for the rest of the piece.  We should this summarise that the “attire” question was resolved.  Then WWI knocks the ball right out of the park with this stunning piece of magnanimousness:

“I will not discuss which speakers or discussions because these are statements no longer relevant to many of these bloodlines and I'd hate to possibly disservice someone for something an ancestor from long ago did.”

What WWI is in essence saying here is that he himself will not discuss what he is talking about, for fear of outing himself as a fool in a previous incarnation.  Where are the clothes?  Well, we aren’t allowed to know, but it seems that WWI is happy not to dwell on the past.  However…

WWI stuns those watching him with rapt attention by deconstructing the word “why” – why did he do that?  Well, we’d have to wonder about the who, where, when – and why would we do that?  We won’t do it right now, because he’s fine with attire and is instead going to talk about Toasters:

“I will demonstrate this with the understanding of how a toaster works … Good luck to the man who only knows how to work a toaster on heating that building, I'm sure his knowledge of turning the toaster on will give him some results, just not the results required for real success."

See that? WWI flips from crispy bread to hot buildings in a matter of a few words.  And God bless him for doing so.

Where are the clothes?  In the warm building, beside the toast.

I will leave you with some words of WWI’s:

“"Now I'll apply the use of another man's thoughts to another topic, those who think I'm an idiot. Ask them which line or thought of mine is stupid. I have, and no one has presented a single piece they just keep using the word. Now I challenge any of you who've read this far and believe it to find a piece that makes me stupid in any of my comments produced anywhere. I stand by every comment I've made."

A solid challenge to anyone.  Can anyone do that?

After hearing this speech it made me wonder who WWI was. I had not heard of a member of this thing of ours going by that name. I tried looking him up.

The user is not found or is no longer in the database. Perhaps you should try searching.

Subsequent searches have provided nothing. So I pondered a bit and here's what occurs to me.

To those of you who say “but Kuku, only a FUCKING IDIOT would write a 1500 manifesto about a problem that doesn’t exist!” I can only nod my head at your sageness.

If someone is a fucking idiot for writing a 1500 something or other manifesto about a problem that doesn't exist what kind of worthless, attention whore moron would you be for writing a 1500 something or other speech about a man who doesn't exist?

Totes, first of all, get treatment for that awful case of OOCitis that you have, you inanely dumb freak.

Secondly, if you had a freaking clue about anything, you'd know that WWI stands for WhereWasI and that he's very much alive.

You stand before the masses looking like a total moron.

Congratulations, kiddo.

Play nice Coolklinski. Considering recent events I think we can all agree that unnecessary insults, especially aimed at those ranked above you and RHM to a Godfather, are not acceptable. You have a lovely way with words and would expect better of you then to reduce yourself to such petty remarks. 

As a gesture of goodwill, I gave WhereWasI a bundle of credits

Mannnn, it's hilarious how you say everyone else has OOCtitis after all your speeches. So I guess the constant death, new kin coming off the boat, and same old boring ass Kuku speeches are all In character? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

At least you don't need viagra to get it up. Seems like a single thought of WWI does that job for you.

Hello Mako,

Erm, yeah, I don't suffer OOCitis and no serious, sensible person would claim such a thing.

That remains a fact.

What is Viagra?  Is that something you take for your OOCitis?

Where Is He?