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| Story Time With BFN! | Started by: MyObsessionWithFire on Jan 11, '09 22:19 |
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BFN approaches the mean streets of Chicago with a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He notices the large group of Mafiosi crowded around the Chicago soap box. They are chanting “BFN” over and over again. It all of a sudden hits him. He runs to the soap box and hops upon it. It has recently occurred to me that I have never finished the tale of the experience Phantom-Ghost and I had in a small town outside of this great city of Chicago. He pauses a minute to drink a little more of his booze and finish off the cigarette he has in his hand. He tosses it down and continues to speak. I’ve forgotten where I left off, so I will continue where I think is a good start. We met up with a friend of ours named Cory. He had this amazing idea to travel via train to Elmhurst, a small suburb of Chicago, for some “amazing” pizza. PG and I were bored at this time, so we decided to go ahead and hop on the train to Elmhurst. On the train, we met a few strange characters, such as the famous hobo of the CTA (Chicago Transit Association). So we get to Elmhurst, and the pizza place isn’t too far of a walk from the train station. We walk in, and feel the attention turn to us as soon as we walk in the door. It’s not everyday that 2 men in fine suits walk into a small family owned business. We walk in, wait 30 minutes for a smallish pizza. The pizza isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but for the price, it couldn’t be beat. We finish the pizza and I step out for a smoke. I get even stranger looks as I realize that I had my gun exposed for the whole world to see. Instead of trying to hide it, I flaunt it. As people walk by noticeably staring at the gun, I wink and nod at the people as if I am saying “Yeah, that’s right, I’m a hardass.” The things that I do always seem to entertain me…isn’t that the point? Follow your bliss…anyway, I digress. We pay for the meal and all step outside for a smoke, and to go on an adventure in this unknown town. All of us realize that we have to use the restroom…like we are about to pee our pants, bad. So we decide to walk down the street to the movie theatre to use the restroom. As we are walking in that direction, a freight train crosses the railroad, which we needed to cross in order to get to the movie theatre. Why we had to go to the movie theatre to piss, I have no idea. So we wait…we literally waited for about 30 minutes for the train tracks to be clear. You’re probably wondering why it took so long for the train to cross. Well, about halfway through, the train decided to stop. And as the train begun moving again, another freight train began crossing. Let me tell you, this was turning into a great night…that’s sarcasm for you by the way. Soak it in, absorb it. Anyway, we finally got across and made it to the rest room without pissing our pants. Afterwards, PG and I turn to Cory to ask when we are supposed to be back to catch the train. He says 9:30 pm, so we have about 25 minutes to get back down the street to get to the train station. We light up a smoke. Being a 20 year old man, surrounded by little 14 year olds who think they’re the coolest thing since sliced bread, it gives me the urge to make fun of them and talk shit about them to my friends. We get carried away with the new found fun, and decide we should go ahead and get to the station. At exactly the same time we arrive at the train station there is a train leaving the station. “That better not be our train,” says Cory. He looked back at his book and realizes…the train was not at 9:30 pm, it was at 9:13 pm. How do you fuck that up? To make a long story short, we saw a horrible film while waiting for the next train, which was two hours from the last one…We make it to the train station 10 minutes early this time…and at this point the temperature was below zero, so we were freezing our asses off. We finally made it back to Chicago just in time to buy some booze and get drunk off our ass to forget the pain in the ass that Elmhurst had become. After telling such a long story, MOWF decides to light up another cigarette, and drink some more of his delicious booze he has in his right hand. I hope you all thoroughly enjoy this story. PG and I have some amazing adventures together, and you never know what might happen next. I will be back to these mean streets again to share some more adventures. And for now, I bid you adieu. He hops off the soap box to a crowd cheering for his amazing story telling abilities. He wanders off chasing after some random woman who passes by him. |
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As MOWF hops off the soap box and starts to chase the random woman that he had seen Tazz_J stops him for a sec to tell him something Great story MOWF....All together your story made me really hungry and craving for a pizza. It also made me have to pee really bad and decide to smoke until my lungs collapse (surprisingly they haven't yet). Tazz takes out his pack of classic Marlboro reds lights up a cigarette and then retrieves another cigarette from his pack Here you go man I guess you can call it a great after story congrats cig Tazz smiles a little bit and carries on with smoking his cigarette as he watches MOWF continue to chase after the woman |
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| Reply by: Tazz_J at Jan 12, '09 04:18 | |
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OMG! Great story MOWF. I'll even sleep in a tent to wait the next part, if there is a next part. Cheers... LeXuS gives a bottle of JD to MOWF & Tzz_J |
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| Reply by: LeXuS at Jan 12, '09 05:12 | |
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| Ooo cool nice story MOWF hope we see more of this :) | |
| Reply by: DeathKnight at Jan 12, '09 18:30 | |
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Seeing as how I have fans again for my stories, I may have to come out with a few more stories :) MOWF grabs the bottle of JD and the cigarette, lights up and goes to find that hot woman again... |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 12, '09 19:19 | |
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Very nice story MOWF, I enjoyed it. Lights up a cigarette and looks for Tazz_J to bum a swig of his JD. |
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| Reply by: Jasey_Rae at Jan 13, '09 17:22 | |
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| Not a bad story...Geoff..it's almost as good as.. your guitar playing.....:P....can't wait to read more of you stuff..sweetie... ;) | |
| Reply by: Ryann` at Jan 13, '09 18:39 | |
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