Lulu ran around the world gathering supplies for a massive party and FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

Something amazing had happened.

Something the world had been suffering for lack of had been returned to the world after far too fucking long, and since the return the sun was brighter, the temperature warmer, the grass greener, this shit was so epic it may have fucking TRIGGERED SPRING.

Quietly, in the midst of the great chaos filling the world the last few days a promotion had happened.

ROBERTO_CARLOS HAS ONCE AGAIN BECOME ROBERTO_CARLOS (CONSIGLIERE)

Lulu ran into the stock room where she'd been stashing the supplies for weeks (or I guess 3 days because Lulu hadn't been alive for weeks) she'd amassed enough libations to give alcohol poisoning to entire damn continent. Things were looking right.

Except.

Oh.

Fuck.

Lulu had neglected to invite anyone to the celebration...

She ran around NY looking for someone to help her make posters to invite everyone to celebrate. Sadly, the only person she found

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 Come Party

was clearly fucking Jeddy (who was not a rogue.) 

Whatever.

Run with it.

She made trip after trip dragging her supplies into Central Park (oh hey Manhattan), set the place up, and waited for merriment.

Pulling aside to the curb in his new car, purchased with DanTheMan's bank line of credit, Don Jeddy enters the gate to Manhattan's Central Park

"Ah, what a day it is! First I, Jeddy reach Don, and now the most FABULOUS Roberto Carlos is now Roberto Carlos, Consigliere! This truly is the golden age of our time! Now we need to get ready, there will soon be droves of people here, waiting to have an audience with our saviour, Roberto Carlos, Consigliere of the wondrous organization, originally starting in Detroit but now spreading across the country, the Roberto Carlos (Consigliere) Appreciation Society"

*Numbers4Glory was walking through the streets when his spine began tingling with joy... His great great grandfather Epsilon once told him about a party. A party so grand it shook the four cities. With more more booze and sex than you could shake a beer soaked dildo at*

It has been said that Roberto_Carlos (Consigliere) only reaches full potential when he attains the rank of (Consigliere). I'd go so far as to say until that time he is only a shadow of the man he could become. We are all aware of the cult following started by JamesKnowles in Detroit. The glorious RC(C)AS Appreciation society taught us much about this wise and venerable man.

JamesKnowles' teachings were picked up and his good work was continue by his disciple Stelengum, but if religion has taught us anything it's that anytime a nice guy wants everyone to be friends and spreads the word of awesomeness and love... some cunt will nail him to a cross or shoot him.

*Numbers looks to the skies as rain starts crashing down to earth soaking Lulu's white top*

JamesKnowles and Stelengum crying tears of joy no doubt.

Congratulations Roberto_Carlos. A greater man there is none.