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| Rapping Geek Style. | Started by: Mikus on Jan 15, '09 12:17 |
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Just a little something that tickled me today for your viewing pleasures: <djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e <djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b <djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes <djahandarie> while i program lines <djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes <djahandarie> word, son <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks, <http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six. <http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans, <http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands. <http402> Cut the crap rap, <http402> Or I'll run ettercap, <http402> Grab your AIM chat, <http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap! <http402> peace <djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans <djahandarie> while i got other plans <djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right <djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites <djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three <djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi <djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch <http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up, <http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP. <http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow! <http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show! <http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school, <http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool, <http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool, <http402> Face it. I rule. <djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch) <djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets <djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup <djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup <djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage <djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge <djahandarie> you say i'm still in school <djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule <djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three <djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e <http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch, <http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch. <http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match. <http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch. <http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner <http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner <http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape, <http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows, <http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows, <http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows, <http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows. <djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P <djahandarie> You win haha * http402 takes a bow If anyone can do any better I would love to hear it. It must be "nerd" style though. *kiss kiss*</djahandarie></djahandarie></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></http402></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie></djahandarie> |
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Holy shit that last one by http402 was incredible... ... |
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| Reply by: NoDice at Jan 15, '09 12:21 | |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNXe_3gVz6I Check it |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 15, '09 12:23 | |
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http://odeo.com/episodes/22411009-Nerd-Rap-is-the-new-black-Baby-Got-Stats Lookin out for you Mikus. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 15, '09 12:27 | |
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Take this to the boards of www.rapmusic.com ;) Where we all use to flow. |
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| Reply by: Communist_Cav at Jan 15, '09 17:05 | |
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| Reply by: Shinn at Aug 06, '19 14:40 | |
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what the hell is that? god its mind blowing lol |
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| Reply by: Savannah_Dubrinskiy at Aug 06, '19 14:41 | |
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