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| Coolington Cooles | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Jan 16, '09 12:11 |
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A distinguished man in a giant sombrero pulls up to the nearest street corner. He builds himself a pyramid of mafiosos from the passers-by and climbs ninety feet to the top. You remember last time he did this, the pyramid was a scant fifty feet high and you find yourself impressed by his brute strength. His muscles glisten in the sunlight. He speaks to the crowd: Friends, foes, and female acquaintances of mine.....I have returned from my long trek across the sands of time to bring to you another "hip saying" to help raise your cool meter on the streets and in the coffee shops. Coolington Cooles A phrase so excellent, it shines brighter than one thousand suns. Coolington Cooles Is something great? If so it is definitely better than just "cool" and needs a little extra to get it going. Coolington Cooles Another new way of life. The GRHS Society (Acute, KingOfOnePercent, and I) met again in that warm coffeeshop known as #badass to discuss another problem with the streets. We have seen too many mafiosos unable to express their excitement over the regular occurrences of the day. Certain words just couldn't hold the exact meanings they desired. After much deliberation we arrived on one saying that would epitomize how great something is: Coolington Cooles Named after a good friend of mine, GRHS, who was quite enamored with his own greatness, we believe that Coolington Cooles is the hot new phrase that will inevitable sweep the nation. It is an exclamation at how "cool" something is to you personally. Much like GRHS, this is an opportunity to get in on the ground floor. Use it carefully or The GRHS Society will introduce themselves to you. The man climbs down from his pyramid and shoves a few mafiosos at the base, toppling the entire pyramid from the ground up. After marveling in the large smattering of bruised mafiosos at his feet, you hear him exclaim to the streets: "Coolington Cooles!" |
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This phrase, so mind bogglingly clear and concise, is a beacon of hope to those who cannot fully express themselves without foaming at the mouth. This phrase, which goes the extra mile on your behalf, never lets you down when you need to profess your like or approval of something. This phrase, is Coolington Cooles! |
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| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Jan 16, '09 14:03 | |
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Rourkey, you seem to be a man of fads and phrases. God love you for it... no one else will. I certainly don't approve of this. If anything, you need to copyright these phrases and charge people for each use. You'd have an empire in your hands. After all, you're already targeting the less educated of the lot here with the whole "words can't express" speech. Ignorance is not exactly few and far between here. I'm telling you, a simple copyright form and you'd be swimming in the cash flow. |
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| Reply by: HarveyDent at Jan 16, '09 14:17 | |
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I don't mind giving the public a few freebies until The GRHS Society has fully gotten its operations off the ground. Feel free to use GRHS and Coolington Cooles without pay until The GRHS Society deems otherwise, friends. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 16, '09 16:28 | |
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| How on earth did you come up with this material? I must know at once! | |
| Reply by: Die_Clause at Jan 16, '09 20:37 | |
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