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| If I were in charge. | Started by: Diamond_Jim on Jan 18, '09 11:22 |
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If I were in charge, I would enact a tax whereas everyone who looked upon me would be required to pay me $1,000,000. Mirage would be fully exempt from this tax, but Aurora would have to pay double and Marietta would have to pay half. I would also raise the corpse of MagicMan from the dead, GRHS, so I may kill him again. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 19, '09 01:57 | |
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If I were in charge, I would enact Rhyming Couplet Thursday Time. During which everyone would be required to discourse in rhyme. (Also, I would offer free punch and pie.) |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 19, '09 08:42 | |
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If I Was In Change By Fu-Manju Rourke Grade 17. If I was in charge, I would have it made I would put my right hand and left hand together and sit back and relax. I would have them do all the work and I would reap all the benefits. I would have them do all the mail and take care of all the crew problems I would just sit in front of the piles of cash that came in and drool at it. If I was in change, I would not give a flying crap what happened in other cities. I would run my city like a oiled machine and use Thug Power to keep it running. I would decide who gets a crew and who gets to live in my city, I would keep my Made Men close and my associates at arms length I would have those Made Men treated like gold, or heads would fly. If I was in charge, I would drop all auto taxes and enforce a weekly kickback. I would be a hard mean SOB if I did not get my cut. I would get my cut and the capos would do whatever the hell they want with the rest. I would party like crazy, but never get drunk I would never touch those meshuganeh drugs, I want a head on my shoulders. If I was in charge, it all would be different, but it still would be the same old Thing Of Ours. |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Jan 19, '09 09:18 | |
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Oy Gevalt! I forgot the most important item... IF I WAS IN CHARGE... I would demand additional tribute in the form of food! I would implement a once a month free food fest! I would bring out shnaps and herring that would flow like the river Styx! |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Jan 20, '09 13:43 | |
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If I where in charge I would auth Mirage so she could auth Sal_Giaquinto and BlackVampire. That would truly be a change! *smiles and lites his joint* *looks at his joint* *thinks to himself, "this could be the reason I'm not in charge to auth Mirage so she could auth Sal_Giaquinto and BlackVampire."* Ow well.... *puff his joint* |
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| Reply by: JamaicanDon_Marley at Jan 21, '09 18:57 | |
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