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| Regarding Don Haley and the Angels | Started by: MacLeod on Jan 21, '09 19:26 |
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Stepping out from the local church, MacLeod walks down the streets slowly with a hand scratching at the back of his head. His eyes narrowed in thought, he leans against a street light and addresses the crowd. It seems like every funeral I go to, there are people saying "Sleep sweet with the angels" or "Rest with the angels" or a dozen different variations of the same. Again and again and again. Now, many of my family line were born and raised in Chicago and I've read their journals, so I'm quite confused, since I don't recall an abundance of available space. So I would like to respectfully question Don Haley. Where did you find enough beds for all these people to sleep on? Do you charge a fee for said usage? Why is your family so good to sleep near? Do you have people stacked? Why do you think people want their friends to sleep with your family? Please enlighten a curious mafioso. |
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| It's because she is just that cool, why must you question this? >:| | |
| Reply by: BFNRourke at Jan 21, '09 19:27 | |
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Obviously, I meant Don Hayley. My deepest apologies. Luckily, I pay a diminutive Briton to follow me around and bring such things to my attention. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 21, '09 19:28 | |
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| lulz pwnt briton | |
| Reply by: BFNRourke at Jan 21, '09 19:29 | |
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| BFNRourke. I am curious- like a cat. That's why my friends call me "Whiskers". | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 21, '09 19:29 | |
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| :o OKAY MY FELINE WHY DO YOU QUESTION MS HAYLEY? | |
| Reply by: BFNRourke at Jan 21, '09 19:31 | |
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| Didn't I sufficiently outline the topic of my curiosity above? | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 21, '09 19:35 | |
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Seeing her name, or a butchered attempt at her name, Hayley checks it out. She ponders this question, having no idea how to explain. MacLeod, you bring up a good question. I guess I never really thought about it. I did noticed an abundance of dead people piling up near my HQ. Is that what that horrid smell is? And this I find amusing.
I really do not know why people want to sleep with them. What they do in their private time is none of my business. I am quite flattered, really, but I should really start charging a tax for all of these people burying their family with us. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Jan 21, '09 19:45 | |
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| She won't charge me though, I am speshul | |
| Reply by: BFNRourke at Jan 21, '09 19:48 | |
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Ah, more taxes. We in Detroit know that idea's gettin' old. First, I gotta pay to off somebody in the Godmother's town, now I gotta pay to have a go with Don Hayley's mother-in-law? What's the world coming to fer-Christ's-sake? Santino chuckles, taking a moment to urinate on the corpse of a deceased Detroit resident, the main source of the City's income. Just bustin' balls, don't put a hit out on me! I know your mother-in-law's a saint. If you... have a mother-in-law. |
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| Reply by: Santino_Bucci at Jan 21, '09 19:53 | |
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Draven walks out of the HQ and shakes her head at the smell. Walking over to MacLeod she shakes his hand. Maybe sir you would be so eager as to when you die to rest with the Angels. It is quite a wonderful place, and you know I'd be more then obliged to sell you a place now. I just say this since you do seem so interested into why people want their friends to sleep with your family? I also would have to ponder that question myself.. Oh but I don't have to. Draven turns and laughs. Oh and next time as far as respect goes. Double check how you would say a CL name. Some might not take that as well as Don Hayley. Draven turns and smiles at Hayley and waves. |
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| Reply by: DravenLynn at Jan 21, '09 20:32 | |
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I have already apologized for the unforgivable, egregious spelling error. I throw myself on the mercy on Don Hayley and will do whatsoever she asks for penance, so long as it not contrast with the duties to my own family. Also, please direct all future typo comments to either my small Briton dwarf assistant or Godmother Marietta. Thank you. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Jan 21, '09 20:47 | |
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| MacLeod has the best penance-sex ever. | |
| Reply by: Santino_Bucci at Jan 21, '09 20:50 | |
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