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| Moltov Radio (Bigger and Better) | Started by: MyObsessionWithFire on Jan 24, '09 21:56 |
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Whiskey: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen To the first edition of Molotov Radio I’m Whiskey Along With My Co-Host MyObsessionWithFire Now we are not experienced Radio Broadcasters by any means, More so just here to fuck around. Whats up MOWF? MyObsessionWithFire: Your co-host? Bitch you're MY co-host... Haha...Okay well Lets See if we can Put Daze Craze To Shame MyObsessionWithFire: Won't be too hard! Alright Well as this is our first show we Have A basic Interview With FrankieFigs and feature A surprise Guest All three men sit down around the triangle shaped table ready for the interview. MyObsessionWithFire: First of all we would like to thank you for coming. What was going through your mind when you heard the shot coming from the hands of the late SaintTonyCapone? FrankieFigs: The sooner I start chasing him, less people will die. MOWF lights a cigarette before continuing. MyObsessionWithFire: Were you confused at all for the reasoning behind the shot? FrankieFigs: Not really, they had been talking about it for sometime. It only made sense for him to come for me, he wanted his own city and the only one Family City’s was me, Prozac or JimmyTheLionHeart, who would you go after? MyObsessionWithFire: So you saw it coming? FrankieFigs: Yea, I didnt think he would have done it without help…and i don’t mean another leader. I mean help from his own family. His RHM was unaware, he had no one ready to protect him. He must have just got lucky in Vegas and thought the odds were in his favor. Not very well thought out in my opinion. You hear, in the background, the sound of a door closing and a loud “HEY” as well as the bustle of chairs turning etc. SelectiveTourettes: What the fucks going on? Whiskey: Ahhh there’s our surprise guest now! MyObsessionWithFire: What the fuck are you doing here ST? SelectiveTourettes: I am lost and prone to wandering, and i was offered heroin and muffins for showing up…I kid…I hate fiber… Whiskey: Well You had shit timing I told you to show up Later you interrupted our interview with Frankie. SelectiveTourettes: Later? You said hurry up we need your wit and charm! MyObsessionWithFire: Selective, just sit down and watch the interview… SelectiveTourettes: Okay…But I will be in protest. MyObsessionWithFire: Frankie, you good to continue? FrankieFigs: Yup :) SelectiveTourettes: Naw, he’s asleep. Whiskey thwaps ST Whiskey: Hush! MyObsessionWithFire: So Frankie, how long did the dispute between you and Capone last? SelectiveTourettes: About five minutes, the rest was foreplay. ST chuckles. MOWF tries to hold his laughter and be professional. SelectiveTourettes: Wtf are you laughing at? It was my joke! MyObsessionWithFire: You fucker… SelectiveTourettes: Now I’m a fucker? Hmmm…I work so hard to be a twat and I never get called one… SelectiveTourettes then kicks MOWF in the hairy end of the guts…and Whiskey clears his throat. Whiskey: Frankie, need us to repeat the question? FrankieFigs: STC shot at me at 02:38. I was contacted by a few other families and was able to wake up, get some pants on, grab my gun. By the time I had fired back it was 02:51. So about 13 minutes passed. MyObsessionWithFire: You’re a cunt ST… SelectiveTourettes: BINGO! MOWF wins the fur lined pajamas. Moments of silence pass… SelectiveTourettes: Did you know it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in a bathtub in Kentucky? No Donkey baths…but cousin fucking is A-OKAY! Whiskey: Fit right in there huh ST? MyObsessionWithFire: Oh wow Frankie, you handled that shit quick… Whiskey: So Frankie, were you happy with the support from the other crews? SelectiveTourettes: Not as happy as he is with the support of his truss… FrankieFigs: Yeah. I have some good friends in the other families…they were quick to get in contact with me. SelectiveTourettes: Do yerr balls hang low…do they…dum dee dummm… Whiskey: ST I swear to God… At this time you hear a swift slap across SelectiveTourettes face deliever by the great MyObsessionWithFire. SelectiveTourettes: You swear at God? HOLY shit…It is okay though…I’m assuming he is Christian as the church says and he does have to forgive you. ST then flips off the heavens… SelectiveTourettes: See? A lightning bolt then comes straight the ceiling of the radio studio and strikes SelectiveTourettes and he falls to the floor. MyObsessionWithFire: HOLY shit! Whiskey: Well Frankie, I apologize for how this turned out…but thanks for coming anyway. Whiskey glares at ST. SelectiveTourettes: How it turned out? We ain’t done yet! I haven’t even said anything about MOWF and his rash… MyObsessionWithFire: Okay, we’re done here…Thank you Frankie! SelectiveTourettes: And Whiskey, does that sore on yer penis still hurt when you stick it in yer cat? There is so much left to say dammit! FrankieFigs: Thanks fellas! He begins walking out the door. HOLLA! Whiskey: Well that wraps it up… SelectiveTourettes: Fine… MOWF and Whiskey get up from the table leaving SelectiveTourettes at the table with all the buttons…ST is grinning and MOWF notices…MOWF walks back and turns all the power off to everything and grabs/drags ST out of the room with them… |
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*Fu-Manju twirled the dial, hoping to catch the last bit of his favourite show, Benny Hillsmayer, The Phantom Killer from Hell, but all he could get on all the channels was some yappity yapp from some guys named booze and some perfume name... "Whatever... mebbe I can hear a ad for ExLax so I know where to buy more.." he said as he sank in to his sofa chair with a glass of shnaps and some herring with crackers. After waking up from a deep snore, Fu exclaimed. "BEST DAMN RADIO SHOW EVER! they just need more ads for ex lax." |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Jan 24, '09 22:23 | |
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Don't worry Fu...we will be including ads for the next episode of the show. Glad you enjoyed :) |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 24, '09 22:29 | |
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Whiskey Gets On the Phone and Starts lining up Sponsers Additionally If Anyone Wants A shout out for their Bar Casino or Business Our Next Issue will Have free Advertising for limited spots so Get your place today. |
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| Reply by: Whiskey at Jan 24, '09 22:34 | |
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| when is the next one? :D | |
| Reply by: Calhinhas_is_back at Jan 25, '09 13:40 | |
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Okay well Lets See if we can Put Daze Craze To Shame MyObsessionWithFire: Won't be too hard! Well bravo!!! You took our template and turned it into your own! Your on your way for pwning the Daze Craze for sure. I mean it always does make it easier when it's been done before. I understand this must be the shorter version, well if you want, you two can open up for our show. |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Jan 25, '09 13:50 | |
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| After tuning in to Moltov Radio, Swisha is looking forward to the next broadcast. | |
| Reply by: Swisha at Jan 25, '09 14:18 | |
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Do I sense some hostility from you dear Bear? She coughs slightly and nods toward Buddah Bear. I can think of radio shows my mother, grandmother, and even great grandmothers wrote about in their journals and once upon a time newspapers. I mean really, how many newspapers have you seen and do you see me out telling people they copied my ancestors? No... I rather enjoyed this show and sometimes, well most of the time, it's not length that matters Buddah. It's all about the quality. She smiles sweetly and turns to the newest radio hosts to hit the airwaves. Congrats guys, you should get a hold of that Tourettes guy, he's funny! I'm sure return engagements could be sorted. If he puts up a fight just tell me, I'll beat him into submission. |
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| Reply by: Angel at Jan 25, '09 19:00 | |
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| best radio show eva. | |
| Reply by: Da_Kurlzzz at Jan 25, '09 19:36 | |
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Angel they challenged it when stating "Okay well Lets See if we can Put Daze Craze To Shame" so therefore there is nothing wrong with me being competitive over it. Plus, what makes new newspapers worth reading, is their originality. Yes some copy old papers, but it don't make them any good. |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Jan 25, '09 19:57 | |
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seems to me that all talk radio shows are more or less the same format, I mean, how many formats CAN you have. What makes a show great are the hosts and the presentation! |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Jan 25, '09 21:22 | |
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BuddahBear...no need to get get all fiesty and such...that's no fun...this was meant for a laugh...and apparently we got the expected response. And yes, this is the shorter version...would have been longer if the cunt known as SelectiveTourettes didn't interupt. I do say, other than the comment from my good buddy Buddah, we got some good responses, and as Whiskey said, if you would like an ad for your business, or ex-lax...whatever, just let us know. And maybe, if I can get him to stop being so mean and defensive, maybe I can get BuddahBear on the show :) But, if not...that's okay...'cause I'm still fly. Thank you all for your kind words, and we look forward to broadcasting again :) |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 25, '09 21:52 | |
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Your still fly? Who the fuck laced his breakfast burrito? Stares at POD Thought I told you to stop drugging people and taking advantage of them. This is what happens! |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Jan 25, '09 22:13 | |
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No one drugged the buritos...you should know me by now Buddah...I do my own drugs playa! Speaking of which... Pulls out his little sack of cocaine, grabs a bit, and does a numbie... mmmmm |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 25, '09 22:39 | |
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| That was entertaining. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Brown at Jan 26, '09 01:17 | |
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Ouuu very nice, I hope you can keep this up buddeh You see the man come up and tag a kick me sign on the back of MyObsessionWithFire and chuckle Keep it up :) |
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| Reply by: Phantom_BFN at Jan 26, '09 01:31 | |
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BuddahBear, Drugging people is my national past time. It HAS to be done. |
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| Reply by: ProphetOfDeath at Jan 26, '09 02:05 | |
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Jack is listening at home on the radio laughing This shit is funny as hell. The guest our amazing. Jack take another drink and the girl from between his legs arises and wipe her mouth. Dam good show! I hope it's on daily! Jack looks at the girl and nods she goes into the bed room droping of pieces of her cloths like a trail of bread crumbs. and Jack follows |
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| Reply by: Jack_Grimm at Jan 26, '09 05:06 | |
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Wow...I'm glad our show turns women on so much they give head to the nearest Grimm. Thanks guys. We'll be going on the air again here soon. Be expecting it. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 26, '09 20:05 | |
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