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| Rourkey's New Policy | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Jan 27, '09 02:36 |
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Rourkey poured himself a glass of whiskey and ruminated upon his latest idea. He quickly drank the whiskey and departed for the streets, his favourite stomping ground of the day. Upon nearing his toppled pyramid of mafiosos, Rourkey became quite disappointed and instead used BrianRourke's large frame as a make-shift stand. Rourkey climbed for several hours to the top and upon reaching it began bellowing to the crowd. Fellow mafiosos.....I have heard many a speech on rank, family, and respect on these streets, but I have failed to see much action as a result. Starting from this day forward, I will refuse to talk to anyone below my rank of Consigliere unless you are a Rourke, a crewleader, or a RHM/LHM. I apologize for this policy, but I am holding ranks here at their highest regard. Rourkey flicked a cigarette butt at a passing Boss. Good day to you sirs who fall within my categories. Rourkey smashed a beer bottle over the closest Capo and shoved a nearby Goomba to the ground. Thinking to himself for a moment, he turned back to the crowd. I would be happy to negotiate my position for sexual favors....or naked photographs. Rourkey tipped his sombrero the lovely Mirage and dashed off into the distance. |
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Digger jumps out of a nearby hole in the ally Yea the MIGHTY ROUURKES With the eyes of the mafioso's now turning towards Digger, he jumps right back into the hole he had crawled out of |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Jan 27, '09 03:12 | |
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I'm a crewleader and a Consig. Do I get a button or badge for this achievement? |
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| Reply by: Phantom-Ghost at Jan 27, '09 03:56 | |
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| Think of all those poor souls who will no longer be wantonly propositioned! I consider myself lucky, but this is a sad day indeed. | |
| Reply by: Silky-Slim at Jan 27, '09 04:17 | |
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I would like to say that since Rourkey will not be speaking to anyone under his rank that all the fine ladies that would normally talk to him can come see me. I am a great listener and am sensitive to a woman's need oh and no need to waste any pictures I prefer things on the spot. Thank you for this opportunity Rourkey. Your the best! |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Jan 27, '09 10:42 | |
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Looks back and forth from Jimmy to Rourkey. How can anyone pick between the two of you? |
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| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Jan 27, '09 10:49 | |
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HydroPhonic...it's not that hard... Looks at both JimmyTheLionheart and RourkeyRourke. Can't you see? Jimmy is way better in both personality and looks... MOWF gets distracted by the smell of fresh cookies sitting on a window sill. Well I'd love to stay and chat...but I have cookies to nom nom nom. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Jan 27, '09 10:52 | |
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This is a superb opportunity. For the simple task of requesting to be dropped from a family position and requesting a demotion to thug... don't want to take a risk with going to Boss or Capo... I can finally get Rourkey to leave Mike Hunt alone? Where do I sign?!?! |
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| Reply by: MikeHunt at Jan 27, '09 11:35 | |
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*looks at Rourkey* *turns his nose up* *walks down the alley talking to himself* That damn Rourkey. Always changing. Always drinking. Always letting the drinking change. Always drinking and then changing. And then changing and then drinking. drunk |
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| Reply by: JamaicanDon_Marley at Jan 27, '09 13:59 | |
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*looks at Rourkey* *turns his nose up* *walks down the alley talking to himself* That damn Rourkey. Always changing. Always drinking. Always letting the drinking change. Always drinking and then changing. And then changing and then drinking. drunk |
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| Reply by: JamaicanDon_Marley at Jan 27, '09 13:59 | |
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*lites another joint unaware of his own insecurities* *looks at the joint and think, "ow well"* |
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| Reply by: JamaicanDon_Marley at Jan 27, '09 14:03 | |
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| Who wants to talk to you anyways? ;) | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Jan 27, '09 15:55 | |
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| Guess that's the million dollar question Sal? | |
| Reply by: BroodRoosterNL at Jan 27, '09 16:05 | |
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Looks at his rank. "check" Smiles at his lack of ranking within a family to RH or LH positions. "check" I guess things are looking up after all. And leave it to my crewleader to take it upon himself to use this as a way to get to the ladies. I'm so proud. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Jan 27, '09 16:09 | |
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Rourkey pours himself a glass of whiskey from the hollowed out bones of BrianRourke's buzzard-pecked corpse I would appreciate it if some of you folks privileged enough to speak with me would please remove some of the "riff raff" from my earshot. Rourkey waves a hand jauntily |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 27, '09 16:16 | |
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| sneaks up behind Hydrophonic with a bunch of roses and whisks her away to stop here thinking of jimmy and rourkey | |
| Reply by: BetterOffDead at Jan 27, '09 18:25 | |
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About time BOD, been waiting to snuggle all day !! Skips to BOD's side and huggles him Bye boys |
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| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Jan 27, '09 18:40 | |
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Smithy yells from the couch in the HQ "Don't forget interogee's Rourkey!" |
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| Reply by: SmithyRourke at Jan 27, '09 18:44 | |
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RedDevil picks some of the glass beer bottle out of his head and examines it Extra light beer...why does that not surprise me Rourkey? Were they all out of water? RedDevil continues on his way down the street while looking at the Consig with his popped collar whilst shaking his head. Light-weight! |
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| Reply by: RedDevil at Jan 27, '09 22:34 | |
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| Call me naive, but I do not understand the meaning of this new policy Rourkey, I guess ill have to wait until I'm Consig to find out. | |
| Reply by: Jasey_Rae at Jan 27, '09 23:22 | |
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