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| Another Wedding Proposal - To NikkiPhoenix | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Jan 29, '09 15:50 |
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Rourkey wanders into the streets, obviously drunk from pouring himself so many glasses of whiskey over the course of the afternoon. He constructs a tree fort in the highest tree in the city and climbs inside. Rourkey pulls a large megaphone out of his pants (heyoooo) and yells loud enough for all to hear Hey everyone! I have returned from a long trip to Salt Lake City, Utah, where I have come to understand the benefits of extreme polygamy. It has come to my attention that I could use another wife these days to help me cook, clean, and have naked pillow fights with Mirage, Marietta, and Aurora. I am bending my revolutionary "Rank Policy" in order to accommodate another female into my stable of wives. NikkiPhoenix - you have captured my heart in ways that most female mafiosos can barely understand. You are quite limber and I appreciate the ways that you "mind the stepchildren" while we are engaging ourselves in deviant pleasures. Will you be my newest wife? Please keep in mind that I will not take "no" for an answer. I have a basement just in case you attempt to "get wise." Rourkey gets down on one knee and holds a few dollars in the air, anxiously awaiting NikkiPhoenix's response. |
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There was something about the way he dangled from the tree before he dropped to one knee that caught her eye, but in the end it was the scent of the money that wafted to her heart. She was drawn to him, as if he sang a siren's song, or had tied her up and dragged her down the cement walkway. Oh Rourkey.... Wait, no. I can't. But the money... Absolutely not. But then there's three other women? Absolutely... wait, three other women. Nikki paused, and reflected on the offer. Surely Brick_Pollitt would understand. Money AND three other women? Wouldn't she be an idiot to refuse? Wouldn't anyone be an idiot to refuse? Then again, he was a Rourke, and their questionable genealogy left a lot to be desired. But the money... the money left little else to be desired. As she struggled with the decision, her cheeks burned bright like the bottom of a baboon's ass. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Jan 29, '09 15:57 | |
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| How exiting! | |
| Reply by: BroodRoosterNL at Jan 29, '09 16:04 | |
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Tosses a bottle of whiskey to Rourkey and takes away his megaphone. Alright Rourkey. Enough is enough. Aren't you supposed to be on the short bus for the speshul kids? Shakes his head. This is ridiculous. Last night it was me who captured your heart. The night before it was the sheep down the road. You can't have us. And you can't have Nikki. Glares at Nikki. Surely Brick would not understand. Surely Brick would be able to find three other women and as much money as you could ever need. And less of the itchiness you'll suffer by getting to close to Rourkey. Tired of referring to himself in the third person, he straps the helmet back on Rourkey's head. Now, Rourkey, get your ass back on the bus and quit bothering my lovely fiance....if she'll have me? ? ? |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Jan 29, '09 16:26 | |
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Ah, I can feel the tension in the air. It feels like a morning mist after a summer night's rain. It smells of mom's freshly baked apple pie. Damn, I'm hungry. Scampers off around the corner to buy some snacks while Brick and Rourkey thicken the tension in the battle for Nikki Don't let me disrupt you. |
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| Reply by: HarveyDent at Jan 29, '09 16:32 | |
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Aww, Brick did you really have to do this? It was just gettin' exiting! Turns around to the bar and orders another beer. |
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| Reply by: BroodRoosterNL at Jan 29, '09 16:33 | |
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Deadpool grabs a box of popcorn and a chair, sits, and noisily munches the popcorn. Don't mind me, just hurry and get to the love scenes. |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Jan 29, '09 17:52 | |
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Keep your pants on, Deadpool. Literally. Nikki turned and looked first at Brick, then at Rourkey, then back to Brick. Alas I have made a decision. And I believe it is fair. Since Rourkey already has three... 'women', I suppose it is only just that Brick have at least one. Given the ratio of men to women in our community, its only right. And lets be serious. So many illegitimate kids pop up around here right after daddy dies... its about time us non prostitutorial women stood up and made honest women out of ourselves. So. Nikki brushed off her hands and hopped on Brick's back. Go West Young Man! |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Jan 29, '09 18:20 | |
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Rourkey pours himself a glass of whiskey as a lone tear falls from the inner corner of his right eye. I'm disappointed in your choice, Nikki. I guess I will have to introduce you to Mr. Rohypnol and gauge your reaction afterwards. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 29, '09 19:05 | |
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em>Jimmy slips some Rohypnol in Rourkeys whiskey. Waiting for him to drink it down. Drink my little Rourkey, its okay. I am sure you won't remember a thing in the morning :) |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Jan 29, '09 19:56 | |
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I really thought about just riding off into the sunset with Nikki on my back, and just letting Rourkey drift away behind us. But I just had to come back for a second. Dances around, slapping himself on his hip as he galloped with Nikki on his back. That just wouldn't be me. YeeeeeHaaaaawwwwww. And now...now I'm going to ride off into the sunset. Smile. Big smile. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Jan 30, '09 11:32 | |
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Rourkey quickly hopped on his trusty steed, ThomasRourke, and began to gallop off after Brick_Pollitt and NikkiPhoenix. As Thomas whinnied and began to run faster, Rourkey whipped out his lasso and ensnared Mr. Pollitt in a well-casted toss. Rourkey tied up Brick_Pollitt, left him in a ditch and lit him on fire. Hello Miss Phoenix, it looks like I have saved you from this villainous knave. Care for a drink of this whiskey Jimmy made for me? |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Jan 30, '09 11:34 | |
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