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| Cleaning out . . . | Started by: The_Jedi on Feb 01, '09 14:29 |
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Walking into my the new HQ, I decided to have a clear out, my room at Guardian's was full of junk my minions had collected over the years. My small network of street urchins had managed to build up an impressive collection of odds and sods, in my early days, I threw nothing away. I hired a van, filled it to the brim and headed for the streets. Upon arriving, I jumped on top of the van, whistled loudly and started my boot sale with a difference. "Ladies, Gentlemen, Cuties, I have collected a large amount of miscellaneous goods, some honestly, most dishonestly, well, all dishonestly if I'm honest. . . Anyway, all if you recognise anything, please come forward with proof of purchase and it shall be returned to you free of charge. So, please feel free to take a look at the items on display, here are the first 5: 1. Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom (Dirty Version) LP 2. 100th mail from Crunch threatening grannies 3. A badge stating: DO NOT PICKPOCKET ME YOU DIRTY OXYGEN BANDITS! 4. A Half eaten Cookie 5. A box full of pills. "If they're yours, please come forward." |
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| i call....the song i guess... lol | |
| Reply by: skitz at Feb 01, '09 14:32 | |
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Looking sceptical at Skitz. "Do you have proof of purchase my friend? Or some means of proving you owned the LP in question?" |
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| Reply by: The_Jedi at Feb 01, '09 14:34 | |
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She wanders over to The Jedi and glares then smiles as she plucks her "Oxygen Bandits" badge from his hands. Thank you sir, I was wondering where this went. It's not nice to take a lady's belongings you know. She looks at The Jedi and smiles. Good thing I'm not a lady. Have a good day sir. Good luck and whatnot. |
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| Reply by: Angel at Feb 01, '09 14:48 | |
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Im sorry but I must pull rank. GIVE ME BACK MY LP!!!!!!! |
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| Reply by: El_Nino at Feb 01, '09 14:49 | |
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I watch as Angel comes and claims her badge. "See, skitz, that's how you do it! She just took it, no questions, no request, she just strolled in, politely informed me and confidently reclaimed her item!" Watches Angel walk away, tilting my head slightly before snapping out of it. |
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| Reply by: The_Jedi at Feb 01, '09 14:51 | |
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Pushes El_Nino out of the way I'm sorry but i must pull rank GRABS BACK HIS LP |
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| Reply by: Guardian at Feb 01, '09 14:56 | |
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Button walks in and takes the LP. See Nino, this is how you do it. You walk in and take it. Notices the bill filled pockets of El_Nino. You know where to find me and its going to cost you! |
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| Reply by: Benjamin_Button at Feb 01, '09 14:57 | |
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Cost me ..... again Sigh I will just pop round on business and sneak it out after I get you drunk :) |
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| Reply by: El_Nino at Feb 01, '09 15:17 | |
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Walks in Could I have my cookie back, please? |
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| Reply by: BroodRoosterNL at Feb 01, '09 16:00 | |
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| BroodRoosterNL, as long as this gentleman doesn't make a claim, I'm sure you can have the cookie! | |
| Reply by: The_Jedi at Feb 01, '09 17:58 | |
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| hahahahah omg you had to add the 100th mail from cruch :P | |
| Reply by: DeathKnight at Feb 01, '09 18:16 | |
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"Ah, the 100th mail must belong to you DeathKnight, please feel free to take it." Looks into the van, still heaving with items. "More items will be put on display shortly people." |
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| Reply by: The_Jedi at Feb 02, '09 03:32 | |
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| Hands the box of Pills to Cav.. and disposes of the rest of it | |
| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Feb 02, '09 03:43 | |
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| OD'S | |
| Reply by: Cav at Feb 02, '09 22:18 | |
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