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| The GRHS Society Presents. | Started by: KingOfOnePercent on Feb 02, '09 09:31 |
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Arriving at the scene on his three wheeled unicycle, KingOfOnePercent gracefully dismounts and adjusts his suit lapels. The crowd gasp in surprise, for atop his head there is no novelty sombrero! Ladies and Gentleman, this official GRHS Society dispatch brings you another handy acronym for usage in everyday speech. AR'ed An acronym for the people, by the people. AR'ed The only utterance which fully illustrates misfortune on a grand scale. AR'ed Another new way of life. Today, the tranquil atmosphere of a warm, cosy coffeeshop known only as #badass was punctured by an urgent telegram, delivered on behalf of MikeHunt. He needed the collective genius of the GRHS Society, he explained, to devise a new phrase that referenced an unlucky, unfortunate or downright unacceptable set of circumstances. Immediately getting to work, Acute, Rourkey and myself reviewed the current terms that are employed. P/owned - An immature phrase used only by ill educated proles. In Your Face - A confusing phrase, due to the borderline sexual innuendo. SOL - A very poor and weaak acronym which fails to convey the true seriousness of a situation Deez - A once majestic phrase since adopted by mongs and imbeciles alike. GRHS to this gem. After much discussion, we knew there was only one phrase we could settle on, AR'ed - Arse Raped. This jazzy new phrases is spreading like wildfire among Mafia and nymphomanic circles alike - and you too can be one of the Coolington Cooles kids if you use this phrase whenever something goes awry. We require no thanks for bringing you the latest in tasty acronyms, we ask only that you use it with pride, and also discretion! Remounting his three wheeled unicycle, Koop gives the crowd a jovial wave and pedals away into the distance |
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I have a confession: I was Ar'ed by MikeHunt, he was quick to tell me that if told anyone he would do it again and this time he would pull my tail! Having said this PabloTheDrugMule slips back into the shadows hoping not to be found by MikeHunt |
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| Reply by: PabloTheDrugMule at Feb 02, '09 09:40 | |
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Still reeling from the awe strook state he found himself in, he stumbled back to the streets. Guess what? They've only gone and done it again! Another gem! A truly magical addition to our vocabulary! So, the question remains... Have you been AR'ed? My most recent experience was a tragic one. I had spotted a local miscrent up to no good. A terrible young fellow, with a hidious appearance. I saw someone mistake him for JimmyTheLionHeart, says it all really. So, this young feller was starting to fell all grown up. He was thinking he was a real gangster now. I polished my pistol in anticipation. I was going to solve this problem, I was going to take him down. I was so confident, before I had even loaded the bullet, I was dedicating the kill to Rourkey's nan. However.... BANG! Someone beat me to it. I had been..... wait for it.... wait for it.... can you tell what it is yet?.... just a little more tension.... I had been AR'ed. I shall never forget the feeling. My sympathy goes out to anyone else who has suffered such an AR'ing, it's not as pleasurable as it might sound. |
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| Reply by: MikeHunt at Feb 02, '09 09:43 | |
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"Deez - A once majestic phrase since adopted by mongs and imbeciles alike. GRHS to this gem." I have it on record your boss uses this one a lot specially usually followed after "in your face" when he is being dominated by a lady boy aka his mother |
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| Reply by: HumBug at Feb 02, '09 12:32 | |
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I have never ever said "in your face" "deeez" was once part of my vocabulary, I can't argue with you there.. I'm trying to change though :( |
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| Reply by: Acute at Feb 02, '09 12:33 | |
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| This proves my point then Humbug! | |
| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Feb 02, '09 12:38 | |
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| This proves my point then Humbug! | |
| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Feb 02, '09 12:38 | |
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your point was so big i respect you for posting it twice. Fancy dueling, i fancy my odds with that 1% heyooooo! |
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| Reply by: HumBug at Feb 02, '09 12:45 | |
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| Verily, "ar'ed" is Coolington Cooles. | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Feb 03, '09 16:03 | |
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| haha I agree with your points about p/owned and Deez! | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 03, '09 16:20 | |
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