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| Detroit Stays Competitive | Started by: ThomasRourke on Feb 03, '09 20:32 |
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Thomas hears the insane riffs of a dueling banjos. Bold suits popping up left and right, it was fucking madness. Thomas saw that Detroit was in trouble. There was only one man who could save their crews now... Rourkey Rourke. "Many of you have seen Rourkey in the streets, he's my friend, and a man lover, but most of all, crewleader material. I can't believe this hasn't happened sooner, but I would like for Rourkey to step out on stage here, and accept this auth on behalf of us all in Detroit, but not Guardian, he voted against you." Thomas applauds heartily and has all the captains, Guardian, and Hypno give Rourkey a vehement handshake. |
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Marietta approaches the Rourke brothers, a single tear cascading from her face. It hits the stage with a small 'plop' sound, and she arranges her face into a quick smile as she embraces Rourkey. "Oh Rourkester," she says with a small laugh, "I can think of no better man to become the eight bold suit-wearing Mobster in Detroit. You have already made a fine addition to our city, and I know that you will help us carry our torch far into the 1940's... and beyond. Congratulations! Clapping proudly, like a mother that just saw her baby wrestle a mama raccoon from a tree, she gives a cat-call towards Rourkey. He was good looking, after all. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Feb 03, '09 20:36 | |
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| Congrats to you sir | |
| Reply by: tonythefruit at Feb 03, '09 20:39 | |
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*Walking out towards the streets Acutie hears of massive news that one of he fellow fanny fillers has just been granted permission to set up headquatres in the city of detroit heyooooo.* Like omgz! no wayz! i am so delighted for you. I have been saving this gift for quite some time and now i think the time is right *She reaches down into the depths of her ripped tights and pulls out three golden hairs* Abit sweaty but it is the thought that counts. *She hands RourkeyRourke the hairs and begins smearing herpes all over his lovely face* I wish you the best of luck sweetheart. |
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| Reply by: Acutie at Feb 03, '09 20:41 | |
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Never have I approved of an eigth auth in Detroit more. You will, I am sure be a huge success in Detroit and I wish you well in leading your family in establishing Detroit as a powerbase within these cities. Congratulations Rourkey - you deserve it :) |
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| Reply by: Mac at Feb 03, '09 20:54 | |
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| Congratulations Rourkey. I don't know you but a lot of people have great respect for you, so with that I say I am sure you will do great in Detroit. | |
| Reply by: Jasey_Rae at Feb 03, '09 20:58 | |
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| Congratulations Rourkey! | |
| Reply by: PhatballzRourke at Feb 03, '09 20:59 | |
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*peeps out on the streets* *wondering if Rourkey talks to the low level scums of the streets* CongratZ! You will do fine my friend. Good luck |
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| Reply by: JamaicanDon_Marley at Feb 03, '09 21:14 | |
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| Cangratulations Rourkey | |
| Reply by: AJMan_4 at Feb 03, '09 21:19 | |
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Rourkey pours himself a glass of whiskey and knocks it back in one fell swoop. He boldly steps to the front of a quickly constructed stage and declares into the microphone: I DECLINE. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 03, '09 21:40 | |
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Silky sticks his head out of his office on the top floor of Guardian's HQ. Looking down at the sea of bold and slanty suits he yells to Rourkey, "Congrats Ser Rourke! We need more sombrero-wearing bold suits around here. I trust this promotion means you'll only be speaking to other CLs and Captains from this point on." |
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| Reply by: Silky-Slim at Feb 03, '09 21:41 | |
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*Acutie snatches back her golden hairs and firmly pushes them back down her ripped tights* Oh i see, Just throw it back in Detroits face why don't you you can keep the herpes btw Heyoooo |
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| Reply by: Acutie at Feb 03, '09 21:43 | |
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This is just utterly surprising and unprecedented. You'll never get anywhere in this town, Rourkey Rourke. EVER! I hope you like life in Boise, Idaho, because guess what buddy, that is where we're shipping you. We have a small Riot! outpost out there in a potato production plant, and the front desk has Rourkey written all over it. In closing Rourkey, suck mah balls, suck 'em good, suck 'em long! Thomas storms off |
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| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Feb 03, '09 21:54 | |
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Rourkey approaches the microphone once more and speaks loudly enough for everyone to hear: I DECLINE THAT AS WELL, THOMAS. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 03, '09 22:01 | |
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| An interesting move old friend although is nice without the paperwork and strife of a family | |
| Reply by: BetterOffDead at Feb 03, '09 22:25 | |
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RourkeyRourke for Auth! You can't deny your destiny Rourkey. You thought it was to become a Mormon and have four wives, but you were mistaken. You were meant for much more, a place to call your own. A place to keep all your wives. You would be able to have up to 49 wives total. You could even have a BrianRourke to call your own. Please rethink this, your future depends on it. |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Feb 04, '09 04:18 | |
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| Le sigh...if only you were as gay as your father. | |
| Reply by: AlexanderCorvinus at Feb 04, '09 05:53 | |
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