Skorpeon was sitting in his HQ talking with Thane and Melis shortly after they were going to attempt an organized crime. Skorpeon missed out on it because per usual he was late to the party. In an effort to help out Skorpeon, Vindictive sent some money gained by the crime and handed Skorpeon an envelope with the cash inside. Skorpeon was extatic as he was low on cash being a lowly Earner.

Skorpeon then received a call from one of his associates, Striphe. Striphe notified Skorpeon that he had been looking over the hitlist as he does occasionally and saw Skorpeon's name on the hitlist which was posted by an anonymous source and was posted for 1 million dollars. Skorpeon was in awe. He took it to the streets.....

Listen up! I hear my name is being dragged around the streets in an attempt to discredit what I have done and what my ancestors have done. Also, I hear someone was man enough to post a hit on my head, but not man enough to put their name in the public eye. Also, it was for 1 million? What a cheapskate. You want to place a hit. Place a significant hit, not something I wipe my ass with.

Want to be man enough to place a hit.. well be man enough to step to my face and put yours out there in the public eye. That's all I have to say..

Skorpeon storms off.

JohnnyNoname stepped out into the streets, after reviewing the hitlist he noticed many other Godfather's heads had been placed on the list, and all for the same amount of $303,303. We are not here to discuss the amount.

"It is indeed kind of strange that someone would post a hit on your head, you being a lowly earner and what not."

"My only true concern is if you truly do wipe your ass with millions of bucks in hard earned cash, why would you need someone to send you money for an organized crime you weren't even involved in?" 

Melis strolls in having looked at the list herself. She knew that DanTheMan was a friend of the rest of the Godfathers so the amount and the joke was not lost on her. Skorpeon however seemed to be singled out.

Next OC that I plan Skorpeon be sure to set your clock an extra five minutes early. Everyone needs a good driver, ya know?

I hear my name is being dragged around the streets in an attempt to discredit what I have done and what my ancestors have done.

LOL!!!!!!  

I don't know if it's just me or whether it's the alcohol talking but I seriously can't help but laugh. Listening to this gave me a head ache.

Ouch.

Then I guess it's a very good thing that I don't give two flying fucks what AssChicken or You  have to say or think about it.

Thinking.. just to remind people of past accomplishments. Which are mostly abunch of crazy rants as far as I call tell.

When I first heard about Skorpeon complaining about someone not stepping to his face I thought to myself "oh no, who authed that idiot again". I'm glad no one authed him and he's still an idiot handing out free entertainment. 

A news boy taps Eeeeepz on her shoulder and whispers into her ear.

Seems the great idiot killed himself. Well, that's a shame. Whoever posted the hit is amazing, but remember for next time that he's not worth a million. One dollar will be good enough, the bloodline will probably take their own life again.