RalphDahl after consuming nothing but cheese and beer for the last 2 weeks is desperately seeking a place to use the toilet. My headquarters has no bathroom and apparently everything I start to go. I get yelled at. I have used funeral caskets, cups, drug briefcakes and my own pockets and now I am being told to use a bathroom.

Does anybody know of a bathroom that will allow non-patrons in?

Tough times indeed, can’t say that I know of any free bathrooms around but a word of advice, I hear pissing on the Alamo is a bad idea just in case you find yourself down that way.

I can urinate in a bottle but pinching one out is the issue.

Well i would advise against doing that on the Alamo as well. :)

I thought this was gonna be an etiquette forum lol like

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Stefano chuckled to himself as he thought of the current conversation. 

"You could always get a colostomy bag."

Stefano reaches in his pocket grabbing two quarters and a cigarette.  While walking past he tosses the change then lights his cigarette and nearly chokes as he busts out in laughter as he slides down a back alley into the shadows.