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| "Medical Castration" | Started by: MrShady on Feb 07, '09 17:50 |
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MrShady enters a pub in East Harlem called "Vinnie's Italian Hell" along with Paul_Pirazzi. They take a seat and watch Vinnie, the bartender, serve drinks to 5 other patrons. He barely glances at them "Hey Vinnie I'll take a Jack Danial." Paul_Pirazzi called out. "Can't you see I'm fuckin busy?!" yelled Vinnie back in anger. "Busy enough not to make your payments?" asked Paul_Pirazzi. Vinnie's face turned pale, and he dropped the glass of Vodka he was holding. "Oh shit....." Vinnie attempted to jump over the counter and run towards the back entrance, but Paul already jumped over the counter, and grabbed and Vinnie and slammed his face into the counter, smashing a Patron's beer in the process, and scaring all them into backing into a corner. "Now Vinnie, see my friend Shady?" Paul questioned as Shady pulled out a pocket knife and held it to Vinnie's throat. "Now he's got a bitch of a landlady, but when he says he'll be late for one week, he'll only be late for one week. Not two, three, or four, but he will pay his rent after one week. Now you Vinnie. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, we let you run this fine establishment in our territory, and you DON'T even bother to pay your rent to us for 5 weeks. Now what should we do about that. Shady what do you think?" Paul looks over at Paul and makes a "I don't know gesture" and shakes his head at Vinnie. "Here Paul, let me take over." He puts his knife away, and tell Paul to let go of Vinnie. He gets up with a black eye, and a terrified face. Shady reaches over and grabs Vinnie's face, Vinnie flinches, but Shady laughs and says "Relax Vinnie" He squeezes Vinnie's cheek like a baby and then lets go. "Now Vinnie how many children do you have?" "Three sir." Vinnie replies "Let me guess, there a pain in the ass?" Shady said as he laughed. "Uh, yes kinda ha, ha" Vinnie agreed nervously as he chuckles nervously. Shady again got his pocket knife out, and motioned to Paul to grab Vinnie. "Now, where was I..... Ah yes, if you don't want to pay, here's what I'll do for you. Now, your wife might not get happy, but it sure as hell will cut down on your spending. If you don't want to pay, me and Paul offer you a free "Medical castration." All of the color from Vinnie's face disappeared and Paul was about to fall over laughing. "D-o-o-n't d-o-o that! Please!" Vinnie screamed out as Shady motioned his knife downwards. Then he put it away, and Paul let go of Vinnie. "I see you would rather pay. Too bad, I really wanted to practice this new "medical technique." Shady said as he and Paul walked out, "But its not out of the air yet....." And with that they were out on the street again. "Damn Shady, you were gonna cut his balls off!" Shouted Paul "Huh, you never know...." "You sick bastard" Then both men exchanged hearty laughs. Then a black Cadillac pulled up and both men stared with fear with their hands in their jackets..... The window slowly rolled down..... |
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Paul looks at shady and wispers I hope you brought a gun with that knife of yours? Pauls has his hands on the trigger of his colt 45. Shady wispers back i never leave home without it. shady smiles the car stops it's the English Gangster rolling down the windows Mr English tell them to get in quickly the cops are on the way and he's got a job for them! they quickly get into the car and speeds off |
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| Reply by: Paul_Pirazzi at Feb 07, '09 18:17 | |
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English_Gangster takes out a cuban cigar, lights it, then smokes. "So is that guy gonna pay up?" asked English_Gangster "Yeh" Both men replied in Unison. He paused for a few seconds, taking in the aroma of the cigar, then he continued: "Remember the mexican, Hernandez?" "The guy who supplys us with H?" said paul_pirazzi "That's the one" "What about him" questioned MrShady "He's gone State." Complete silence went around the car as he spoke those words" "So what are we going to do?" asked MrShady |
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| Reply by: MrShady at Feb 07, '09 19:13 | |
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English never fliched at the question Shady asked, he simple blow a heart shape puff of smoke then stuck his finger into the center and then looked at them. Did you hear me when I said he's gone state? Paul said Yes we understand how much time do we have to plan this! English smiles All freak'n week but the DON wants it done in 24 hours understand! Shady speaks 24 hours not a problem we got this under wraps. Paul and me will not let you down shit we might be done in 12. What can we expect in terms of support and opposition. English shakes his head in disbelief You two are associates you get's no support get this thing done and maybe and I said maybe when the books open up your name might be in it! Now your going up against 6 federal agents and about 10 local cops with shot guns. Don't make a mess of this and it better not lead back to our door you got that! I said got it! both nob their heads that they got it. Paul looks at shady and say's Let go to your house and plan this my girl has some of her friend over and their listening to music on my record player. |
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| Reply by: Paul_Pirazzi at Feb 07, '09 20:54 | |
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Both men pulled up to Shady's 6-story apartment complex in East Harlem "Shady, when we get rich we're gonna get out of this dump and get a nice mansion in bronx" Paul_Pirazzi said as he they walked into the building. A few minutes later, both men were seated at a kitchen table drinking whiskey. "So Shady, what are we going to do? Did you hear English, he said 6 FEDERAL agents. I mean the cops would get a lot of heat, but FEDERAL AGENTS. The fuckin' FBI would be all over us!" Shouted Paul Pirazzi. He wiped liquor of his mouth. "Why dont we turn on the T.V....." Shady said, and he went over to the living room followed by Paul_Pirazzi. He turned on the T.V, and tuned in on a local new channel: A former Hispanic drug dealer, now a federal witness, Is under Federal protection at a Federal building in southern Manhattan..... Shady switched the T.V off Now lets make our plan |
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| Reply by: MrShady at Feb 07, '09 22:05 | |
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the phone rings shady answers it it's for Paul the voice tell him Ok he wont be held at the federal building he'll be at the local station under protective custody. Thats good. They will be taking him out the back of the building under the tunnel and picked up by the hospital. the call ends Paul smiles Well my friend a turn of events have arrived. he fills shady in Now we will hit them in the basement of the police station before they get to the tunnel. we wack them all and get out we need a good driver and a fast car. We need girls to distract the desk sergeant, I got cleaning uniforms and old id tags. bring two boxes of rounds leave one in the get away car. We will arrive in a cleaning truck and have the getaway car meet us near the back. The car will speed away with two men in the back. the police will give chase after the speeding car. we will hide the guns in the station and clean the building. The other box of bullets will be half empty and left. When the police catch the car they will find two women that are dressed like men and a box of bullets no guns. They police will find a box of rounds but they won't think to search the police station. we finish taking out the trash if they search us were clean. My inside guy has called the cleaners and told them to take tomorrow off with pay. sounds good to you! |
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| Reply by: Paul_Pirazzi at Feb 07, '09 22:56 | |
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"Nice plan paul, I know a African Immigrant in West Harlem, who can hook us up with some cheap tommyguns and the two crates of ammo. I know two girls who owe a friend of mine money, who in return owes me a favor, so we'll get the girls from him."Both men smiled "So Shady, were killin a Federal Witness? Damn, this'll be all over the papers."Paul said "The more attention, the merrier" Shady replied with a grin. "Anyway, I've got to get everything ready, from what I'm guessing there moving him at 9:00 A.M tommorow. Its currently 9:00 P.M. So I'll get everything ready tonight." Paul said as he walked out the door, then Shady got up and shouted, "Don't, here take this whiskey! A good citize like me can't be seen drinking it" Paul let out a happy chuckle as he walked out the door with the whiskey bottle in hand |
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| Reply by: MrShady at Feb 08, '09 00:17 | |
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