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ADMIN COMP: Dumb Ways To Die - May 27th 23:59 Started by: Squishy on May 23, '14 14:47

ADMIN COMP: Dumb ways to die.

So there is this cute little phone app called Dumb Ways To Die, its more of a single serve game that you can finish up in an hour - BUT, one of the bonuses if you reach a certain level is they have a song/video which I got a kick out of.

Sooooo, here is the admin comp: Apply a MafiaReturns theme to this song.

Options:

1) You can rewrite the song and do it via text.
2) Rewrite it and sing the vocals via mp3.
3) Rewrite it, sing and play it via mp3.
4) Do the dance via youtube video.
5) Have multiple people (in same frame or split frame) do the dances.

You can do any combination of above, as long as you have applied a MafiaReturns theme to it - the deeper you go with your options, the greater the reward :)

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1QJk_7xe9s
Instrumental mp3: https://www.google.com/#q=dumb+ways+to+die+instrumental+mp3
Android link to the game: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.au.com.metro.DumbWaysToDie
Iphone link to the game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dumb-ways-to-die/id639930688?mt=8

You can partner up with any one from anywhere, as long as you document the role of of each person.

Post your entries/links here.

This competition ends Tuesday, May 27th at 23:59

(We are not being rigid on the rules, just have fun.  Participation means more than professionalism)

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May we do multiple entries?
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Sure!  Rewards are based on effort, so splitting the effort between two may or may not help your final rewards, but if you can put forth multiple quality entries, then by all means :)

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OK, I've got for option 1 for now...

 

Stealth BGs without a care
Poke a stick at a grizzly(Lou)bear
Send a random duel to someone you hate
Shoot at Goku's reinforced front gate

[Refrain:]
Dumb ways to die on MR
Only some of the many
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die on MR

Go rogue without a gun
PickPocket Melis just for fun
Ask your friends to suicide
Forget to lock your screen when you go for pie

[Refrain]

Invite Dan to give you a pro
Call a Godfather a lazy bitch ho
Let RuhRoh touch your face
Or worse down in your special place

[Refrain]

Shoot a friend instead of sending mail
Try to 1% someone and completely fail
Accept a duel from someone that you can't hit
Believing that their BG strength is shit

[Refrain]

Lose pro to shoot an MIA during war
Go inactive during crew transfer (Cav)
Put up a big hit but forget to use anon
Fail on a Durden and you could be gone
Shoot a CA for no reason

They may be shit reasons but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die on MR
The dumbest ways to die on MR
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die on MR

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Post bad shit on the streets

Diss Dantheman, Amethyst?

Wack on back with Rob or Tyler

Dumb stupid fucking way to die yeah

 

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

 

Try stealth PP with bodyguard

Get caught and then get pummelled hard

Shoot protection even worse

Book a trip in MR's hearse

 

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

 

Break omerta, call your CL gay

You'll get your own cement holiday

Shoot forts and try to break some walls

They'll get you, string you by your balls

 

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

 

Keep your tax money to buy a cred

Sure your gonna wake up dead

Whore a newbie without no pride

May as well go suicide

 

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

 

Be safe around MR

A message from Angus

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Inspired by AlabamaWorley's amazing lyrics, this is an entry for category 2. The lyrics are those submitted by Alabama, and I thought why not take it a step further, and provide you all with some visuals to go along with the vocals?

Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/XmFqnQreJlU

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Here is my entry , some of which Really did happen on MR :)

 

Have a pissy ex- girlfriend play 

And have her kill you all the wayyyyy

Ignore a girlfriend , play MR all day 

She gets your account suicide the next day 

 

Chorus:

 

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die

 

Make a stupid boast at the streets

Call Mako a big tyrant-y

Go suicide after winning the lottery

Pretty sure you gonna be legendary at the MEET

 

Chorus:

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die

 

Snitch on your friend 

And became a fiend

Retire on the vday competition to win 

Guess this is the end 

 

Chorus:

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die 

Dumb ways to die 

So many dumb ways to die

 

Get killed on a 1% pro

During a four day war (May war ) yoh!

Be so drunk and tell a  GF how he screws you

Shoot Tyler with a shitty gun

 

They may not rhyme but they're 

quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die 

The dumbest ways to die 

The dumbest ways to die 

So many dumb 

So many dumb ways to dieee

dieee here on MR

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Duel an IWP with an unmaxed gun
have 30 units in a day but claim is first one,
Spam the streets with abusive crap
is one quick way to a dirt nap

Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to die ie ie,
so many dumb ways to die

Join an experiment city
Die and come back really shitty,
shoot a sponsored in the face
you will dissapear without a trace

Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to die ie ie,
so many dumb ways to die

force fail on a durden
1%'s are such a  burden,
Be sayyid and take pro
guess poor sayyid will be re-ranking real in a mo

Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die on ,
dumb ways to die ie ie,
so many dumb ways to die

Rogue with out a pro'er
tell a godfather his mothers a whore
make a witness thats not true
oooh, what does this suicide button do

Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die on,
dumb ways to die ie ie,
so many dumb ways to die

Don't join a crew in 48 hours
Somehow you may need super powers
Advertise your kills in your profile
treat people with contempt and denial
Leave your character for a week
Cement shoes are not for the meek.

Dumbest ways to die ie,
Dumbest ways to die ie,
Dumbest ways to die ie,
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die on MR

(a bit rushed sorry)

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I had expected a much bigger turn out on this, so it looks like all the prizes will go to just 4 people.

AlabamaWorley, with your great entry, you received +100 to your gun, +50 to your defense, +50 to your stealth, and 3,000 XP

Zmeika , with your great entry, you received+100 to your gun, +50 to your defense, +50 to your stealth, and 3,000 XP

SophiaDeveraux, with your great entry, you received +100 to your gun, +50 to your defense, +50 to your info, and 3,000 XP

Lizzie, with your great entry, you received +100 to your gun, +50 to your defense, +50 to your stealth, and 3,000 XP

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thanks very much, was expecting just to win some cash or credits, this was a great surprise

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Grats everyone.

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Awesome, cheers Squishy!

Was quite surprised at the lack of entry too. I downloaded the damn game now too, someone please figure out how to make the plane one work, I keep blowing at my phone :-/

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My phone doenst work with the plane one either, but in the options there a "Disable Plane Game" (Looks like its a common problem?)
 

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Thank god its not just me.. though are you physically blowing at your phone like a numpty the way I am? :D

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I was blowing on the microphone, shaking the phone, making plane sounds at it, heh.  The disable button was a godsend :)

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Thanks Squishy!!! I had loads of fun doing this one!!!!!

Also, I think with the plane you flick up....but it only sometimes works for me :( it's the tilty guy I still can't figure out!

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Oh aye. Cant get him to work either.

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damn i misread the title of the post i thought it didnt start til the 27th at 23:59 :(

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Damn, no prize for me.....

Aw :(

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Holyshitballs Angus, I missed you!

 

Gimme 2 minutes!

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