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| Clearing Up Some Confusion | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Feb 09, '09 13:38 |
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Rourkey puts on his finest sombrero and checks himself in the mirror. You, my friend, are a handsome mother fucker. I am proud to know you. I am proud to BE you. It is time we take our sexy selves to the street to clear up some confusion. Rourkey slams down a glass of whiskey and cruises out to the streets to yell at his favourite group of mafiosos. Friends, I am having a hard time these days discerning which of these family heads are considered "captains" and which are to be considered "leaders." I notice that some of these older mafiosos have tattoos directing me towards "street bosses" or "captains," but I would appreciate it if someone could clear up this confusion. If you can provide me with a full list either in the street or in mail, I will pay $10,000 to the first person who clears up the confusion. Thank you for your time. As an aside, if you see Cab_Tufting, please encourage him to be more vocal on the streets. Thank you! Rourkey tips his sombrero to the ladies and departs. |
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Shakes his head at the new "cowboy" look being modeled by Rourkey in the streets. ? Nice outfit Rourkey. I particularly like the chaps with no pants. That's some sexy ass goin' on there. I have to admit. Hey, at least we've found your good side. Now, I'm here to try to shed some light on this situation for you. Takes Rourkey's glass of whiskey and downs it in one gulp. Ah, thanks. Okay. Here we go. First you take all those in bold. Then you divide them by two. You eliminate 2 for those cities that don't have leaders. Then you multiply by 8, the number of crewleaders in Detroit. You subtract 4 from that, for the philadelphia leaders, then divide by 5, the number of cities with leaders. Then you add 56, because it's a great number, isn't it? You subtract 3, for the number of crews or leaders or families or captains - whatever, in Los Angeles and Vegas. Then you close your eyes and shoot yourself in the head. The answer is so clear. It's right in front of you. Where's my $10K? |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Feb 09, '09 14:04 | |
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Taking out some herring from one pocket, some crackers from another and from yet another (god knows where from) a flask of the best polish shnapps, Fu munched happily and thought about this Fu cleared his throat and offered some of his L'chaim to his Bestie Rourkey. "here, have some of this, its a real mans drink, it will bring some hair to your ears." "and while at that, I have to admit that you did not seem to clear up anything for me, rather, I've ended up in a worse state of confusion....." Fu noshed down and sipped at his flask, each time stopping to say a Brocha. |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Feb 09, '09 17:01 | |
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