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| Fuck you Jimmy, we might be taking you to war | Started by: ThomasRourke on Feb 09, '09 21:57 |
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Thomas assembled the Rourke nation and stood outside the walls of JimmyTheLionHeart's HQ. Brian was late, and everyone assumed Jimmy was the father. Jimmy, it is time for you to come down from your HQ and own up to all the mishaps as of late. We know you gave it to Brian and now he is bearing your seed! Oh, and you let the new Tea Time publish their paper and drive a wedge between us. Do you know how infuriating it is to read that you are great and that the Rourkes are mongs? You'd think after producing four Dons we'd get a little more respect... But no, our good name was tarnished by the one paper that has the ear of the people. Understand that Detroit is a patient city, Jimmy, so the Rourkes are taking this matter into their own hands. First we're going to weaken the foundation to your HQ, then Rourkey is going to make "nan" rounds, finally Fork is going to distract all of your people by allowing them free pickpocket access. Once we're done with you we're going to take over the empty cities and rid the world of scummy liars. Daniela was right, we did kill Mirage!! Oh... No, wrong section, you are ruining this place like CP did! I'm not sure if you noticed the filling crews, overall pleasantry, and eagerness to rank, but it's all wrong, and it's all your fault. Now, Brian is pregnant, so you better do right by him, or we will see this war through so help me. We are Rourke, for we are many. |
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| Oh, and get your Rourkey quotes for a one time limited offer of $25,000! This has nothing to do with the previous speech though. | |
| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Feb 09, '09 22:02 | |
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| No self respecting LionHeart would ever touch a Rourke with a ten foot pole - even if they had bathed within the month. I've said my past. He's innocent! | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Feb 09, '09 22:07 | |
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| I have 3 words for you. Bring it bitch! | |
| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 09, '09 22:07 | |
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Dr. Ball opens the window to see what is causing such a horrible noise outside the HQ. Oh of course, those Rourke's again. You know, I had once thought that there were enough Rourke's in this world and this was when there were two. I do think it's about time that "The Rourke Family Tree" be trimmed. On another note, I'll give you 25k for two Rourkey quotes and not a cent more. |
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| Reply by: Dr_Ball at Feb 09, '09 22:08 | |
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| I love the Rourkes, but i love Jimmy more tho :D | |
| Reply by: _Stormvind_ at Feb 09, '09 22:09 | |
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| Storm, you've got some brown stuff dripping from your nose. | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Feb 09, '09 22:14 | |
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Oh Sal! head in hands, tears flowing. I have a confession. I did touch a Rourke once. I don't even know which one. It was dark, I was drunk. I took several showers after. It will never happen again! I'm so sorry. Throws himself on the floor, and curls into fetal position. I touched a Rourke. I touched a Rourke. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Feb 09, '09 22:14 | |
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Oh my God, Brian is pregnant?! I want a paternity test done immediately. Or would that be Maternity? I'm so confused. Aurora wipes her tear and blows her noes on Thomas' shirt sleeve |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Feb 09, '09 22:15 | |
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lmao! Sal, that brown stuff got me were i am today k thx! :P hihihi! |
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| Reply by: _Stormvind_ at Feb 09, '09 22:18 | |
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Brick, according to my fathers journals, it seemed you rather enjoyed the petting session! Benjamin reads from the journal labeled on its spine "A monkey and a baboon". It was a clear Wednesday evening, the starts glittered across Detroit skies. What? Do my eyes deceive me? Is that Brick_Pollitt petting DiggerRourke?! I drowned myself with whiskey that night, hoping to forget those images burnt into my memory. Sadly, it was not forgotten, only to be reminded by Diggers filthy smile! Signed, MickeyRourke |
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| Reply by: Benjamin_Button at Feb 09, '09 22:21 | |
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Everyone settle down... War is not to be taken so lightly... YOU FILTHY SONOFABITCH JIMMY YOU FUCKED OUR ROURKE AND GAVE HIM A BABY, OWN UP TO IT!!! Thomas watches Brian furtively lay his head into Rourkey's lap as Rourkey coos showing Brian there is nothing to fear. |
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| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Feb 09, '09 22:28 | |
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I have laid my seed in more than one Rourke Mister Thomas. They will have the best of both world children. They will be RourkeHeat babies. This will make there breed 100% perfect.! |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 09, '09 22:44 | |
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| Oh Jimmy, When you said early "bring it on" and said it was three word, technoly it was 9 words. | |
| Reply by: Inferno-Conjurer at Feb 09, '09 22:59 | |
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| Are you correcting me? | |
| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 09, '09 23:37 | |
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a mysterious figure slowly aproaches from the shadows, claping his hands together and snickering at the events before his eyes... hahahaha, finally some action around here! so who will throw the first punch, eh? who will fire the bullet that will start a massacre? who has the balls to belly up to the bar and say "I'm ready! I'm ready to start the slaughter that will be remembered for ages!" Now this is better then TV my friends, I feel humbled to witness this event inches away from my very face. And I would say the same about you except for the fact that one of you won't have a face for very long HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! The stranger's laughter bellows all through the street as the thick smoke from his cuban cigar hovers over the events taking place only feet below... |
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| Reply by: PhantomSavage8745 at Feb 10, '09 00:04 | |
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| No....*looks both ways with eyes only* I swear | |
| Reply by: Inferno-Conjurer at Feb 10, '09 00:10 | |
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| I don't know whats more shocking Brian being pregnant or that he got pregnant in his semi comatose state...... | |
| Reply by: El_Nino at Feb 10, '09 03:28 | |
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Approaches from a dark alley way Brian sounds like a man's name to me.... ....The rumble fish has spoken.... Disappears back into the alley |
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| Reply by: skitz at Feb 10, '09 03:57 | |
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| Overall, mongs are great lovers. | |
| Reply by: PhatballzRourke at Feb 10, '09 07:16 | |
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