Forever_Sexy sat in his office putting together the matchups for hours.  After he was finished he lit a cigar and walked it outside to post

Sorry for the delay folks.

The First

fs' Golden Gloves Tournament

First Round Matchups

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for all of the interest in our first Tournament.  I'm looking forward to a good.  Now, on to what you are all here for:

Amethyst v BoxCutterPazzy

space-to-the-pole v Garrus_Vakarian

Ironsight v Jono

Angus v Genocide

Capitalist v KittyHawk

Princess v Rebecca

Shaggs v Tyrion Lannister

Best of luck to the fighters.  Let the trash talking begin :D

Results will be posted Jun 25 17:00

lronSight begins smiling as much as humanly possible.

"Will the referee be okay with me scalping my first opponent after I win or will I have to wait until later to catch him in a dark alley and take my prize?"

lronSight turns to Jono,

"I'm going to publicly beat you to death, scouse. Prepare for the fight of your life."

BCP offers IronSight a hacket for his future scalping. Looking at his matchup and laughs.

Well I guess I'll get demoted after I win vs my godfather. My luck it'll be all the way down to wise guy or worse lol. Goodluck Bosslady, you'll need it.

~sits back in his office chair reading the first round match ups and grins~

After discovering she would be fighting one of her very own members she glared at BCP and pointed out it wouldn't just be a 'demote' he would have to worry about and how she is inclined to go order a special gold bullet for him with his name on it. "Just kidding, just kidding" she said to him as she walked by to make her way home "or am I" she winked before telling him to make sure he trains for the fight well and that as of now booze was banned in Brooklyn.

Whilst halfway home she found Kyubey sitting on a log by some trees with his head tilted down to the ground. Anyone would think he was about to shed a few tears. Amethyst went over and sat beside him asking whats up to discover he feels hes been forgotten in the torny this time. "It's okay, we will get you into the next one and how about you become my personal trainer?" Kyubey looked up with a massive smile as if his teeth had a sparkle "Really?" he said. "Yeps and I promise to do anything you feel is in my best interest to kick the drunkard BCP ass" she replied. "In that case no more coffee.. less driving and more walking" He began to instruct before Amethyst interrupted as she found herself tying up Kyubeys ear hairs saying "Lets just get to the gym.. race you there" "Your on" meowed Kyubey excitedly before saying "Get set.. Get ready GO"

Apparently, I'm a bit of a dumb dumb and left a match off the ballot:

Kyubey v Inertia

Good luck all.

Stares at his Godmother and curses.

Banned booze in the district and city. What the fuck. Thats just cold, I'd rather have a bullet. Screw this I'm gonna go train with IronSight in Chitown for this fight. If I have to I'll fly city to city every day or two to "train".

Takes a flask out and sips on it.

See my training has just begun.

Really? Me vs lronSight in the very first round? I was hoping for a more climactic finale between maybe myself and lronSight or the imp that is Tyrion. 

If I have to knock him out in the first round. Then so be it. He may have wrenches and plans on scalping but I have monkeys who have been looooonging to get their teeth in to some WWI blood for quite some time. 

I just can't see past the Scouser for that fight. And thats not because I'm so small that he blocks my view.. (before LronSight says it)

As for my own epic battle with the one they call Shaggs. I'm praying to The Warrior to guide me to victory, so that I may fight on and face the victor between LronSight and Jono.

Tyrion you have no sellsword to step in for you this time. It comes down to you and I, and while we may be roughly the same height I'm pretty damn good with my fists.

No axes allowed!