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| Gogo-Lakz Fast Food and Dining | Started by: LessThan on Feb 15, '09 20:19 |
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While taking a mid-day stroll through the streets you happen to notice a new store on the corner. A big sign out front reads Gogo-Lakz. Curiosity over comes you so you make your way to the new store. This recently rundown building was in tip top shape, the best these streets have seen. You decide since you've already come this far, might as well take a peek inside. The interior reminds you of a cult meeting place. A slight feeling of fear makes its way through you. Pictures all over the walls depict the life of Frankie_Gogolak, from when he was born to him running naked through the sprinklers at his 22 birthday. Weirded out by what you see, the idea to leave quickly comes to mind. As you make your way back to the door LessThan cuts you off "Hey Mate! Welcome to Gogo-Lakz Fast Food, serving Frankies body since 1835! Here at Gogo-Lakz the customer comes first. Your happiness is our reward. Have a seat will you?" LessThan pushes you into a seat near the door and hands you a menu. Looking at the menu you decide maybe this place isn't half bad.
After giving you a moment to read the menu LessThan walks back over to you "So what'll it be my friend?" |
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Frankie comes running in laughing his arse off Haha..awesome set up you have here, I feel honoured to be the key ingredient in your business..LITERALLY! |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Feb 15, '09 20:25 | |
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"How did you get out of the oven" LessThan chases Frankie down and sticks him in the freezer "I guess i'm just going to have to wait to cook you until I get some business rolling in" |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 15, '09 20:29 | |
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| "ummm... hey there Mr. Can I just get a sprite?... not feeling on the top" | |
| Reply by: Mrs_LessThan at Feb 15, '09 22:06 | |
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Pokes his head out the freezer "HaHa! She doesn't want me!" "Oh..wait..why not? whats wrong with me? Not good for you!?" Closes the lid of the freezer and mopes |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Feb 15, '09 22:13 | |
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| "No, it's not that... its just Not feeling on the top... maybe one day when I can hold it down I'll stop by and get some fried Frankie Fingers. Sound like a plan?" | |
| Reply by: Mrs_LessThan at Feb 15, '09 22:25 | |
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Any chance you can order the fingers on my right hand? I'm left handed and am constantly in demand from Hypno to write his prayers at night. |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Feb 15, '09 22:34 | |
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Hits Frankie in the head with a broom stick. He falls back down into the freezer Will that be fountain or bottled? |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 15, '09 22:48 | |
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arrgggh...your always hitting me..why can't you just be nice once in a while.. Nervous of another broom attack, Frankie cowers under a box of frozen chips that are 2 months past their use by date Oooh..you attack me, I'll say bad things about you food, how ya like me now! |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Feb 16, '09 03:34 | |
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ummm... ill take... bottled... maybe safer. |
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| Reply by: Mrs_LessThan at Feb 17, '09 20:40 | |
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Ah, bottled. The bottles are made from Frankie skin, finely pressed together for the perfect leak-free enviroment. Good choice. |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 17, '09 22:24 | |
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strolls in after hysterically laugh on the sidewalk outside 'ey! whats a guy gatta do to eat around here?! eyeballs the menu liver.....feet......hand...........hmmmmm gimme the heart and we'll call it a deal =] gives a wicked grin then proceeds to withdraw his wallet |
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| Reply by: skitz at Feb 18, '09 02:34 | |
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LessThan takes Skitz's menu and goes back to the kitchen "Here Frankie, frankie frankie, here boy" Frankie pops out of the freezer and runs by LessThan, out the back door. LessThan goes back to the front to tell Skitz of the bad news "Well mate... your food was definately fast, he got away" |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 18, '09 02:42 | |
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mmm... skin it is then... *tries to keep from throwing up* |
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| Reply by: Mrs_LessThan at Feb 18, '09 15:33 | |
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opens wallet and flipps thru the crisp hundreds within so what will it take for me to get a Gogolak heart.... medium please. =] |
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| Reply by: skitz at Feb 18, '09 22:51 | |
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Free =] Were running a special, its blackened =/ so with Fried Frankie Fingers you get a free heart =] |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 24, '09 22:38 | |
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IJAG looks at the delicious items on the menu .....hmmm...Yes, i think i will take a Dr.Pepper if you got it. Thank you! |
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| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 23:04 | |
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ehh due to copyright laws we only carry Nurse Salt. I'll grab you one just tell me what you think LessThan runs to the knock off cooler |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Feb 26, '09 00:29 | |
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A loud giggle comes from the freezer "Nurse Salt??" "lmao..where on earth did that come from?" Frankies makes a quick dive for the freezer just as LessThan swings the broomstick past his head |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Feb 26, '09 00:50 | |
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well, how bout if we not have the nurse salt crap, and i just get some water to take these pills with eh? IJAG holds out in his hand some circular pills with smiley faces engraved in their center You know you want some .....^_^ |
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| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 26, '09 00:58 | |
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