i am not sure what the reason is that kyubey is pretending to be a cat when he is clearly a rabbit. maybe someone is making him, he has been caught up in conspiracies befre. i think it is important that the people know what is REAL TRUTH tho. every time he hops buy telling you he is a cat it is all lies. should you really trust that?

I am a cat. I am not a rabbit. Just look at me. I am clearly a cat.

No one is making me believe in anything. Conspiracies? I think you've been drinking again, MissPinky!

The truth is that I don't hop and that I am truly a cat.

Would this lie to you?

He smiles at the drunken woman.

Maria is walking down the street when she catches sight of the lovely MissPinky giving a speech about Kyubey. The question of what exactly Kyubey was had been something that had been puzzling Maria's mind every time she saw him roam the streets of Chicago. MissPinky was first rate at unveiling the REAL TRUTH behind any and every situation though, and so Maria decided to take a walk across the street to listen more closely to MissPinky's words. 

MissPinky I think you have truly stumbled on to something here with this latest discovery. I think that this new found knowledge must be 100% accurate, and I think that because you said yourself, he HOPS. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT CATS DO NOT HOP. BUNNY'S HOP. Kyubey, you must stop being caught up in all the lies. Be true to yourself, little Kyubey. Feel free to be the hopping little bunny rabbit that I know you are!

Maria pulls a carrot from her pocket - carrots are something she likes to carry with her, as with Bunny around, Maria liked to have something lying around to bring a smile to her face. She lays it out on the pavement in case Kyubey happens to hop past.

This action brings another thought to Maria's head.

MissPinky, I think you have stumbled on to another conspiracy! Maybe Kyubey should really be part of our crew, with Mako, as he is clearly a bunny? We have a HoneyBunny, and a Bunny, so we are clearly the crew for bunnies! IT'S A CONSPIRACY. 

Maria scans the skies for black helicopters before running indoors.

yes ur disguise so weak even drunken ladies can know!!! you are totally a rabbit with delusions of being cat! are u telling me that they are making u believe by putting things in your drinks? we can find you help. you are so cute. Why are you hopping right now??

Garrus walks out onto the street and hear the talks of rabbits and cats, then he hears something "Everyone know's cats don't hope" Garrus laughs.

Is this really so?? I dare you to watch this.

The evidence!!!

I rest my case.

Garrus walks out onto the street and hear the talks of rabbits and cats, then he hears something "Everyone know's cats don't hope" Garrus laughs.

Is this really so?? I dare you to watch this.

The evidence!!!

I rest my case.

Maria watches the "evidence" and remains entirely unimpressed. 

Garrus_Vakarian, I reject this fallacy you call evidence. One cat does four hops and suddenly that is evidence that all cats hop? I think it looked more like the cat had a slight seizure anyway. Besides, it was more of a kangaroo bounce than a bunny hop. 

There is a conspiracy at work here and non-believers like you will never suppress the hard work of MissPinky in unveiling each and every last one of them!

Garrus hears Maria shoot down his evidence, he goes to find more.

"Now THiS this is evidence!! If it is not then you are obviously in denial!!"

Garrus hears Maria shoot down his evidence, he goes to find more.

"Now THiS this is evidence!! If it is not then you are obviously in denial!!"

Garrus_Vakarian, I will share some advice I have learned during my life with you now. This is 100% no conspiracy, good advice. The mushrooms you buy from the same guy you buy coke from? Stop using them when you cook dinner.  

"But they give the food an unbelievable taste! And the dragons that always come out and eat with me are really funny, and nice!

"But they give the food an unbelievable taste! And the dragons that always come out and eat with me are really funny, and nice!

DO NOT LISTEN TO A WORD THEY SAY, ESPECIALLY IF ONE IS PINK AND CALLED ALFRED. IT WILL ALL BE ANTI-CONSPIRACY LIES. 

Garrus' face immediately changed. His mouth opened in shock..

"His name is Alfred.. and he is pink."

I have always been suspicious of him....

Do we present a carrot or a ball of yarn when trying to trap him in his death?

MissPinky even until this day you scare the shit out of me. I am not sure I can believe a word you say.

I feel like you haven't been drinking as much lately and that is a problem.

Ladies Ladies Ladies. Kyubey is a Cat'thing with an overgrowth of ear hair. This is why you think he is a rabbit when he hops.. he is just tripping over the hair.

His personality however is very 'Cat'. Every morning I am there placing down a bowl of milk for him and to help him enjoy I hold back the hair.. so that he don't get milk over them.

But at the end of day no matter what he is.. Unlike many other 'male' beings he is a little cutie who is simply adorable. <font He is extremely efficientand domesticated (Does his share in all housework with no complaints!).

He does his work with a world Class A plus grade. So give credit where it is due and embrace the love of my tom Cat'thing

A rabbit? Surely not. Have people even really looked at Kyubey closely? Tepid doesn't seem to think so, he is embaressed to share his thought, some may laugh at him, some may laugh with him. Choices choices. Can Kyubey really be so confused as to what he is? He shows traits of numerous animals, after working with him for so long, most of these have been wrote down. A personal thing for Tepid, he simply likes to know who he is working with.

"After much study and analysis, I have finally come up with a suitable name for the confused Kyubey."

There seems to be a lot of people around merely for one person, Tepid hopes his conclusion doesn't backfire.

"Kyubey is in fact...

A raboctopotamuscat.

It may be a struggle to say such a word, but he shows the traits for a rabbit, octopus, hippopotamus, that of a cat too. I believe one such as Kyubey has been a government act gone wrong, they are as corrupt as we are as mobsters."

Some look puzzled, some laugh but the crowd seem to be having a good time regardless.

Vaelin_Al_Sorna I shall be seeking a good quality lawyer to have a restraining order on you to never be within the same area of my RHM. This is for your own protection, not just his.. should you find yourself in a moment of madness and hungry.

As well as the usual protections Kyubey as my RHM would have he also falls under the protection of the RBPoCT(Royal Brooklyn Protection of Cat'Things).

now christianthelion is a REAL cat. don't be scared lion, I am bringing REAL TRUTHS. you wanna help me get more to drink? LOL

amethyst I think kyubey is super adorable and a great male thing!!! it is just that he is a male rabbit thing. that milk may be part of DISGUISE

To: MissPinky
From: Kyubey
Sent: Jul 03, '14 17:05
Subject:

nibbles

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To: Kyubey
From: MissPinky
Sent: Jul 03, '14 17:02
Subject:

It's okay kitty! Here is some nice lettuce for you!

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To: MissPinky
From: Kyubey
Sent: Jul 03, '14 16:58
Subject:

I'm cat!!!!

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To: Kyubey
From: MissPinky
Sent: Jul 03, '14 16:56
Subject:

*puts some lettuce in front of you*

SEE!!!!