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| We Hate Cheeze Association | Started by: iMgNaMaKeUrEyEzBlEeD on Feb 19, '09 00:49 |
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A rather dashing "Geeza" takes casually walks up to the soapbox, His wearing a rather bright pink suit with bright yellow patches on it. Ladies and Gentlemen, I come to you today to start a war. I have come to assemble a small army. We are fierce and we come armed with bacon, Lots of bacon. Have you ever found yourself loathing something that much that you want to kill anyone that is involved with it? I'm sure you have. Well a few colleges of mine have decided "We hate Cheese." Its time to bring an end to you cheese loving rats. My grandad once said to me "I used to eat cheese, breath down a mice dens and draw the buggers out!" Cunning plan eh? I would like to announce "The We hate Cheeze Association" is open to new recruits, apply with in! We have bacon. Begins throwing bacon at the crowds. |
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Jimmy walks in carrying a wheel of cheese. He sets it down and uses a knife to carve a huge piece. Right in front of the cheese hatters! he eats a large chunk Free cheese get your free cheese! |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 19, '09 01:13 | |
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She stands beside her beloved left hand and glares while holding a tray of assorted cheeses and a thinly sliced prosciutto. And we have cheese. LOTS of cheese. Cheese is the perfect partner to bacon. This is a well known fact. What would a bacon burger be without cheese? Think about it. It would be BORING. You know it as well as I do. Band together, save the cheese! She motions to her guards to hand out shirts saying "Cheese FTW!" Support the OH EM GEE YES CHEESE! coalition today! |
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| Reply by: Angel at Feb 19, '09 01:16 | |
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Sighs then walks calmly over to the man hole to the sewers and opens it. IN! Its where you belong. |
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| Reply by: iMgNaMaKeUrEyEzBlEeD at Feb 19, '09 01:17 | |
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I couldnt agree more, Cheese def. s00ks compared to bacon. When you get an option at breakfast, they dont say, "would you like a side of cheese with your eggs?" They ask if you want bacon or sausage, and on the rare occasion a slice of toast. |
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| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 19, '09 05:14 | |
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| Is there a secret agenda to form a hate campaign against the once very powerful PriceOfCheese??;) | |
| Reply by: HumBug at Feb 19, '09 05:21 | |
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| I'm in a paradox. Should I support the gold, creamy delight that is cheese? or be a nay sayer, and go for the bacon? What I am to do? | |
| Reply by: Carmine_Ttrapani at Feb 19, '09 05:41 | |
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| I think you will find that a bacon butty is much improved with a small amount of brie! I will continue to sample the delights of solid dairy products & fight for my right to do so ;) | |
| Reply by: Slips at Feb 19, '09 06:06 | |
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Cheese rulez! Bacon droolz! Cheese is way better than that horbbile piece of shit bacon! |
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| Reply by: Cruel at Feb 19, '09 08:47 | |
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Cheese is so the way to go.. No to bacon!! Draven says as she dips a chip in a blend of melted cheeses mixed with hot sauce. |
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| Reply by: Draven at Feb 19, '09 09:25 | |
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But I like them both.... Grabs the cheese and bacon then runs off |
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| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 19, '09 09:34 | |
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Runs up to the soapbox with Mr. Bleed I have a confession! I too, HATE CHEESE! I am calling for the disbandment of all cheese involved facilities in every country. Cheese is worse than the plague! |
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| Reply by: WildTurkey at Feb 19, '09 12:12 | |
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I can safely say Cheese causes the plague! No cheese = no rats! No rats = No plague. Cheese + Rats = Plague. Simple math. Throws more bacon at the rats |
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| Reply by: iMgNaMaKeUrEyEzBlEeD at Feb 19, '09 12:24 | |
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| Rats will learn to love the bacon, this also relates to psychology, B.F.Skinner actually preformed this on rats and birds. They will adapt to what they need to adapt to in order to survive. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 19, '09 12:30 | |
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| Rats will learn to love the bacon, this also relates to psychology, B.F.Skinner actually preformed this on rats and birds. They will adapt to what they need to adapt to in order to survive. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 19, '09 12:30 | |
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| But bacon comes from an animal that rolls around in its own shit and urine. Therefore there are large chances of the plague as well! | |
| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 19, '09 12:55 | |
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YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO PROVE THAT JUMMY NONE! Bursts into tears |
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| Reply by: iMgNaMaKeUrEyEzBlEeD at Feb 19, '09 13:01 | |
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| you used to do that when you were a baby jimmy. i believe we take baths, and pigs get the hose. ;P | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 19, '09 13:19 | |
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| Bacon rules and I definitely think I just cut the cheese...if you know what I mean. As The_Messiah sits there with a grunted look on his face. | |
| Reply by: The_Messiah at Feb 19, '09 13:59 | |
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"Is there a secret agenda to form a hate campaign against the once very powerful PriceOfCheese??;)" I just have to point out, he was the son of the devil. |
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| Reply by: iMgNaMaKeUrEyEzBlEeD at Feb 19, '09 14:07 | |
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