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| I have the FINEST beard in the land | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Feb 19, '09 14:13 |
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Rourkey pulls out a hand-mirror and begins talking to it. Oh, Beardy. Beardy, what will we do with you? You are so handsome. Rourkey pauses to admire his reflection in a store window. Such a fine, POWERFUL beard you possess there. Looking good with all that facial hair. Rourkey stops a moment to admire his visage in the reflection from ForkRourke's bald head. I don't think I've ever seen such a fine beard in all my days. Rourkey jogs on over to a hubcap and holds it up. Long....strong....ginger....this beard has everything a man could wish for. Rourkey holds up a spoon. This is poor for reflecting the beauty of my beard. Rourkey sprints into a nearby tailor shoppe and parks himself in front of a full-length mirror. I am captivated by your beardedness. Come hither. Let me stroke at your face. Rourkey begins to embrace himself and run his fingers through his own beard. |
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| Reply by: HumBug at Feb 19, '09 14:17 | |
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Rourkey wraps his mighty beard around HumBug. Come use it as a blanket and bask in its warmth. I will protect you from the harsh realities of life. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 19, '09 14:20 | |
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Beard? BEARD! Why its simply marker pen, not even permanent *Ig does a rain dance* wmu ha ha ha ha |
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| Reply by: Ignatius_J_Reilly at Feb 19, '09 15:03 | |
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Lucky Grabs Sissors and atempt to cut Rourkey's beard HOLD STILL!! |
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| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 19, '09 15:15 | |
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Rourkey strokes his beard mightly and watches as the scissors break upon contact You will have to try better than that, Charles. My beard is stronger than the mightiest mafiosos in the land. It is also a better battle rapper than you as well. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 19, '09 15:26 | |
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Lil_Wayne Walks down the street with a chain saw. "This shouldnt break lets cut it off." Lil_Wayne starts it and smiles |
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| Reply by: Lil_Wayne at Feb 19, '09 15:30 | |
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Rourkey watches the men try to saw at the beard, but watches the chainsaw break like the scissors before it. Gentlemen, I would suggest you woo the mighty beast before you try to do your worst. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 19, '09 15:32 | |
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| Tis a mighty fine beard you have growin' there! | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 19, '09 15:35 | |
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Grabs His Tommygun and aims at Rourkey,s beard Lets see how it stands this "It is also a better battle rapper than you as well." tell your beard to come prove that in the ooc |
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| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 19, '09 15:38 | |
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| Drives past at a moderate speed then brakes and turns on the left signal light. Turning left and accelerating to not slow traffic then merges onto the freeway and continues Northbound in the fast lane. | |
| Reply by: Yellow-Cab at Feb 19, '09 15:42 | |
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| Oh Rourkey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind oh Rourkey | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Feb 19, '09 15:42 | |
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| omg you rourkes really do stand side by side... | |
| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 19, '09 15:58 | |
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how could one not stand aside a beard of such distinction and richness. This beard puts all other beards to shame, as a matter of fact, it overachieves most of you street bystanders by its very essence of glory and unique Rourkeness |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Feb 19, '09 15:59 | |
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| Or back to back, but that's normally just Thomas and Brian. | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Feb 19, '09 16:00 | |
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Rourkey's beard curls up into a small ball on the end of his chin. Gentlemen, I would appreciate it if you could keep it down for a minute. My beard is going to take a quick catnap. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 19, '09 16:02 | |
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| "Sure thing RourkeyRourke but when its back awake may i touch it?." | |
| Reply by: Lil_Wayne at Feb 19, '09 16:06 | |
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| Holy secondary sex characteristics Batman! Damn you puberty! You're a fickle mistress, indeed. Strokes his beardless, scarred face and shakes his fist in the air. | |
| Reply by: Deadpool at Feb 19, '09 16:51 | |
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| Ahhh that be a fine beard Sir Rourke. | |
| Reply by: Odetta at Feb 19, '09 16:55 | |
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| ive had a hair cut....tell me how good mine is | |
| Reply by: HumBug at Feb 19, '09 16:56 | |
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