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| My Bastard Son - The_Keywork | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Feb 26, '09 18:46 |
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Rourkey emerges from The Riot! headquarters with a large box of fine Cuban cigars. He begins throwing them to all passers-by. He rushes up to you and shoves his cigar in your mouth. Choking it back, you hear him exclaim to the populace: Friends! Enemies! People who barely tolerate me because of my beard! I come to you today with the most excellent of news.....Aurora finally had our baby! She was in labor for over 12 hours with this small little bundle of joy. He is the apple of my eye and the spitting image of his mother. CIGARS FOR EVERYONE!!! Rourkey throws a few more cigars out to the men and women of the streets. Regrettably now that the baby is here, I will have to leave Aurora to care for the youngster on her own. I don't have the time or patience to change diapers or provide for the little ingrate. Plus, his constant crying and need to suckle get on my nerves when I'm trying to bed the numerous other ladies of our world. So, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure and extreme disappointment to present to you my bastard son, The_Keywork! |
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Ummm... How the hell am I your bastard child?!!? I don't even know you DAD! *kicks rocks at Rourkey* |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 18:50 | |
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| i can tell by the long beard that he is the son. | |
| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Feb 26, '09 19:03 | |
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I knew I should have shaved! DAMNIT! *pouts in the corner.* |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 19:11 | |
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| Carlos faints at the sight of yet ANOTHER! rourke | |
| Reply by: CarlosSantiago at Feb 26, '09 19:24 | |
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I refuse to be called a Rourke... I am not with them. *nods* |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 19:25 | |
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Indeed, I see that Rourkey stopped that tradition with the birth of his son. Otherwise he might have been called The_Keywourke. Perhaps this is the dying out of a dynasty? Or the inbreds finally decided to branch out... |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 26, '09 19:27 | |
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| Or maybe they are trying to mix the rourkes with normal people by changing their identity to create an army of rourkes | |
| Reply by: CarlosSantiago at Feb 26, '09 19:30 | |
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| Smoke those cigars at your own risk. You never know where they might have been. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Feb 26, '09 19:33 | |
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Honestly, I think Rourke cigars are the safest, because you know EXACTLY where they've been. And because of where they've been, they won't burn. Nikki grimaces. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 26, '09 19:36 | |
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I assure all of you... the whole world... I am no Rourke... Never will be... Sorry Rourkey... |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 19:37 | |
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| I thought we had an understanding Rourkey, kill Aurora at all costs...but no, what do you do? You go and impregnate her, I am officially revoking your membership of the 'I hate Aurora' club | |
| Reply by: Mac at Feb 26, '09 19:47 | |
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Obviously, i've been drugged again. I'm going to demand a Maternity test here, folks. I have to kill Mac first though. Back in your box, Mac. |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Feb 26, '09 19:52 | |
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| Lol then are you a LUCIANO? our name is cooler | |
| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 26, '09 19:53 | |
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I belong to no name... I'm The_Keywork... and that's it. |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 19:53 | |
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| He's neither a Rourke or a Luciano. If the kid is indeed mine, he will make his own name. If he wants to go by Frankenstein, so be it. | |
| Reply by: Aurora at Feb 26, '09 19:55 | |
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Back in whose box?...is this how Rourkey ended up with this problem? Right, I understand even more clearly than ever how her devious mind works, it wasn't your fault Rourkey, you were tricked!!! Have your membership badge back |
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| Reply by: Mac at Feb 26, '09 19:55 | |
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Thank you Aurora... I am here for my own name, and own accomplishments :) *dances around in the street* |
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| Reply by: The_Keywork at Feb 26, '09 19:59 | |
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| Aurora you last name should be Luciano my love :) | |
| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Feb 26, '09 20:02 | |
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Charle's she's practically a Rourke. First she had the Famous Rourke Triplett's and now another! Rourkey you messed up this time, what happen to the good ole Rourke seed?!?! |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Feb 26, '09 20:53 | |
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