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| Take what, long-legger? | Started by: Sayyid on Mar 01, '09 20:28 |
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Stepping off the plane back to N'Orlins, Sayyid huffs a bit against his drug-filled luggage before handing it off to one of his bodyguards. After a few moments spent breathing, it becomes evident that the red tint in his face is not because of overexertion but rather a hint of rage. He grabs a megaphone off the rack of the nearest duty-free shop and after briefly wondering who the heck thought of selling megaphones in an airport of all places launches into a rant about his recent experience in Las Vegas. Ladies and gentlemen, Munchkins and Long-Leggers, I come to you with the most disturbing of announcements. It seems that we have somehow missed an obvious and shocking truth while we have been distracted running drugs. Something so horrible that all mafiosos should be appalled and scream in outrage. What is this disturbing truth, this shock and horror which we must remedy? Why, nothing more or less than our newest Godfather, Acute, being the biggest unrepentant bigot on the streets today! Hearing murmurs of disgust and disagreement rising from the small crowd that has gathered, Sayyid decides that he must prove his point in order to be taken seriously, so prove it he does. I know, I know, this is a most serious of allegations, but I think you shall find that their veracity is quite readily proven. All you must do is look at the office door at Acute's headquarters and you will see a bright and clear embodiment of this bigotry. Boldly painted on the surface is a mural depicting a monstrous guardian of the long-leggers brutally accosting a munchkin, emblazoned with nothing less shocking than the words "Take that Short Arse!" Here, a poor, defenseless little person is being brutally slaughtered by one of Acute's own minions, and the man revels in the offensive act of sheer height-based hatred. My friends, in the face of such community-shattering rage and prejudice, we have only one alternative. We must stage a letter-writing campaign against this outright show of hostility, and boycott the streets of Las Vegas until it is once again a friendly city for all mobsters, not just long-legged ones! I ask that until this offensive piece of height-baiting be stripped from Acute's headquarters, no one visit the sinful den of iniquity that he fosters. Furthermore, since mere passive resistance may be insufficient to change the mind of this monster, I ask that you all send him a letter every day demanding a more open-minded city and life philosophy. Make no mistake, ladies and gentlemen, God is on our side in this conflict. The forces of liberty and open mindedness will prevail, with your help. Please, I ask nothing more than that we work towards making these cities safe, enjoyable places for all mobsters, regardless of stature. Is that really too much to ask? All We want is to be treated as equals, even if we might not be as tall as you long-leggers. Please, show some consideration and support for this endeavor. Exhausted by the ranting, and hoping that he has gotten his point across, Sayyid repackages the megaphone and replaces it in the duty-free shop despite the protestations of the workers there. Gathering up all his bodyguards again, he heads out to sell his load of product to the nearest buyer. |
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| He's a mouth-breather too. | |
| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Mar 01, '09 20:29 | |
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| Consciously breathing through his nose, Sayyid turns to ThomasRourke. What's wrong with mouth breathers? Not that I am one or anything. Walks several feet away and resumes normal breathing. | |
| Reply by: Sayyid at Mar 01, '09 20:34 | |
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Even this almighty "God" person that you speak of can't save you when I decide it's time to inflict great amounts of pain on the little people.. There are people in this world who were just born deserving of such atrocities (or playtime as I like to call it), such as Acutie and to a lesser extent, Karl_Hungus! |
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| Reply by: Acute at Mar 01, '09 20:59 | |
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| See the violence inherent in the system? Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! | |
| Reply by: Sayyid at Mar 01, '09 21:06 | |
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Sayyid you fail to realise that being a small person can be an advantage. See we can hide in places the long-leggers can't fit into. We can also dance around their legs and trip them up. Don't worry my dear munchkinny munchkin man, we will rise above this! |
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| Reply by: Munchkin at Mar 01, '09 21:51 | |
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We shall overcome, we shall overcome, We shall overcome someday; Oh, deep in my heart, I do believe, We shall overcome someday. But step one is changing Acute's hate-filled ways! |
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| Reply by: Sayyid at Mar 02, '09 00:24 | |
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| Have you tried offering him lollipops? They are known to melt even the coldest hearts. | |
| Reply by: Munchkin at Mar 02, '09 09:28 | |
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Gino walks up out of a shadow behind Munchkin. "You think it'll work for him, boss?" |
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| Reply by: GinoCeaser at Mar 02, '09 10:12 | |
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I am partial to lollipops But you must get the flavour right! |
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| Reply by: Acute at Mar 02, '09 12:52 | |
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BD's new hired man Tommy, Brings in an industrial size box of assorted lolli pops and sets it in front of Acute. Here my good sir, there are thousands to choose from, go ahead and take them all. You must stop this genocide of short leggers. It is so wrong we must continue the peace!! |
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| Reply by: BD184 at Mar 02, '09 14:54 | |
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| Sayyid gives Acute a Brown Sugar lollipop to suck on and hopes he got the flavor right. | |
| Reply by: Sayyid at Mar 02, '09 23:13 | |
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*the black munchkin walks up* Hey Sayyid! *yells out in disgust* That my lollipop! *walks over and snatches it out of Acute's hand* *throws his tiny finger sign and walks off* |
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| Reply by: Kingston_Assassin at Mar 03, '09 01:35 | |
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