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| A Community Initiative | Started by: Munchkin on Mar 01, '09 21:48 |
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Since there is "too many crewleaders" and we all "coddle" each other way too much, I have devised a plan to ensure the non-bold suit wearing members of our society get the special attention they deserve. This plan has 7 steps as follows: 1) Fly to Detroit and talk with Don Hypno His crew will give out back massages to ensure all your stiff muscles will be relaxed after a long day of criming. These men and women are relentless in relieving every single knot. 2) Fly to New Orleans and talk with Consig Munchkin Her crew are always handing out lollipops, a little sugar to allow you to continue out your day. Sayyid will even show you the best way to suck that pop. 3) Fly to Los Angelos and talk with Don Angel Her crew will give you all the drugs you need to keep you awake and lively. The Pharmacy of course has the highest quality drugs for all your woes. 4) Fly to Las Vegas and talk to Godfather Acute His crew is full of cuties! A better companion could not be found to converse with around the cities than a cute one! 5) Fly to Chicago and speak with Consig Stapled His crew will stitch you up a brand new suit. What kind of mobster could you be without a new suit to wear around the streets? 6) Fly to New York and speak with Don FrankieFigs His crew will allow you to put your hands in their pockets at any time. What a great way to make yourself some extra money? 7) Fly to Philly and speak with Godfather JimmyTheLionheart His crew love to hold hands and sing Kumbya! We always knew Canadians were overly caring but the insane ones have therapists who have recommended extra human interaction and sing-alongs. Hopefully this will allow everyone to feel a little more loved by the leaders as a whole. |
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Have to love the referral to yourself in the third person! Grins I shall be sure to do all of these things! |
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| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Mar 01, '09 21:55 | |
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Locks the gates of Detroit* Ooooh, no you don't! no winging little cry baby, moaning about too many leaders are coming to me! Muwhaha |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Mar 01, '09 22:03 | |
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Unlocks them again and turns to Frankie, shaking her finger angrily. Oh no you don't! If people come here for the back massages, then they'll be sure to buy the pies that Obizzle's division has made up. That, or if they don't bite, the RIOT! is selling bottled water. It's all about working together. It's all about the money. THIS SCHEME CANNOT LOSE. Applauds Munchkin wildly, pausing briefly to thump Mister Gogolak on the shoulder. "Clap, you buffoon!" she hisses before continuing her standing ovation. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Mar 02, '09 02:08 | |
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Prepares a massage table and oils. When he walks out of the room to get some towels Frankie_Gogolak jumps up on the table completely in the nude. When LessThan gets back into the room FG remarks "Ive been in the freezer all day, dont go easy on me" |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Mar 02, '09 03:08 | |
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Looks lovingly at Marietta with his puppy dog eyes in the hope that it'll melt her heart and she'll let him off In my defence, I locked the gates while you were sleeping, I figured you didn't want to be disturbed..I was doing it for you!..or..well, at least that's what I'm going to say.. |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Mar 02, '09 03:20 | |
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