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| Rumors by Black Market Publishing | Started by: Silky-Slim on Mar 04, '09 03:20 |
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Nothing confirmed, nothing denied. The statements and views herein are not necessarily those of Black Market Publishing or Silky Slim. Praise, accolades, complaints, and/or bullets should be directed to Thomas Rourke's LHM. Gossip and whispers on the street: - King of One Percent's great-grandfather died of wack-back on a training range. - Striphe Venzetti secretly owns all the casinos. - ITSJUSTAGAME does not in fact believe "it's just a game." - Thomas Rourke has never failed to raise in the opening hand of any poker game. Ever. - Guardian has effectively ranked himself out of anyone to guard. - Louis Gato is so young he was recently asked for proof of age at a local Detroit speakeasy. - Rourkey Rourke's beard is actually Rourkey Rourke. Everything else is merely a benign growth. - Anything and everything you have ever heard about Sayyid's lollipop is true. - Stenchman's picture is really Stenchman. - Draven's jail breaking skills are a result of her moonlighting as a prison guard. - Fu-Manju Rourke cannot die until the code is altered to give him a Hebrew burial. - Prozac suffers from clinical depression. - Despite almost every invite request he's ever received, Silky Slim's secret name is not "Sliky." - Lessthan thought Silky was a girl for two months because he was "nice and not tough sounding." - Macleod once said a word with so many syllables several goombas are still sounding it out today. - Macleod is also a moderator on the Outside forum. - Somebody tried to WACK! you. - Marietta has spent so much money on her bodyguards that eight of them have advanced degrees. - Dr. Tran's holstered .38 Special accidentally went off once and shot him in the foot. - Higgs Boson is a figment of your imagination. - Buddah Duck is a practicing Episcopalian. |
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Wait, what? You mean to say that all these nights, when I was dreaming of Silky licking various lollipops, and people looked at me funny... It was because... Oh God. Oh... God. No. It can't be. I refuse to admit it! So silky! So slim! It can't possibly be! My fifteen inch lollipop refuses to believe it! |
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| Reply by: Sayyid at Mar 04, '09 03:57 | |
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| It in fact is just a game, but i guess by looking at it, you are right. I liked this, totally gave us the chance to laugh at each other. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Mar 04, '09 04:15 | |
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What do you mean believed?!?! I know you are... i just need proof Grabs his camera and makes his way to Silky's house |
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| Reply by: LessThan at Mar 04, '09 04:28 | |
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| I knew it was wierd when Louis asked me to buy him booze. | |
| Reply by: Carmine_Ttrapani at Mar 04, '09 06:31 | |
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| Throws his dolly out the pram | |
| Reply by: LouisGato at Mar 04, '09 07:56 | |
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Also believed Silky-Slim was a female. Come on! With a name like that how could you not think it was a female? |
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| Reply by: skitz at Mar 04, '09 11:21 | |
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OBJECTION! In regards to Silky Slim's gender, I think his profile picture gives a feel of masculinity. Now if it were a heart or a flower or a girl or something I too would go ahead with the notion of him being female. But as it is not the case I wouldn't believe such notion to be true. |
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| Reply by: ApolloJustice at Mar 04, '09 13:18 | |
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- King of One Percent's great-grandfather died of wack-back on a training range. Very close, it was actually a stuffed target put into place by City Hall. |
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| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Mar 04, '09 16:51 | |
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| ahah this is like Letterman's top ten, only longer and better :P | |
| Reply by: A-Mac at Mar 04, '09 17:19 | |
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| Silky, tell me if your going to do another one of these! | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Mar 04, '09 17:38 | |
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Nice job man! Waits anxiously for the next edition |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Mar 04, '09 19:07 | |
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Walks past a couple goombas muttering "antidisestablishmentarianism" and shaking their heads. I would just like to say that this is full of blatant lies. But good work, sir, for bringing this to the streets. Takes out his flamethrower and returns to Outside Avenue. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Mar 04, '09 19:14 | |
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*standing with the I thought Silky was a girl group* *scratches his head* Damn! I got to give up these joints *lites up a joint* |
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| Reply by: Kingston_Assassin at Mar 04, '09 19:36 | |
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| I also thought silky-slim was a chick | |
| Reply by: Inferno-Conjurer at Mar 04, '09 20:15 | |
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| lolol that settles it, from here on out Mr. Silky Slim will be known as the one and only, Mrs. Silky-Slim =D | |
| Reply by: LessThan at Mar 04, '09 21:17 | |
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Regarding Somebody...This person is quite a trouble maker... Somebody broke you out of jail! Somebody tried to pickpocket you! Somebody shot your doberman! Somebody seduced your mother! Somebody dropped your egg salad sandwich! When will the madness end!! lol |
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| Reply by: High_SocWinter_Hill at Mar 04, '09 21:21 | |
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| Tis true Silky, the actual person and the physical element are only in your mind. :0 | |
| Reply by: Higgs_Boson at Mar 04, '09 21:51 | |
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hahah now some of those are funny lmao i love the RourkeyRourke beard one hahaha thats 100% true :) Cant wait to see if you make more Sliky !!! |
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| Reply by: DeathKnight at Mar 05, '09 02:58 | |
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| Sits back in his chair.. watching all the suckers.. I mean mobsters.. gamble all their money away.. | |
| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Mar 05, '09 03:18 | |
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