BloodySpikes stretches out all soberlike and proceeds…

And so I’m sure you all have heard of this new super group, straight in from the UK, and playing on our radios here in the states. They're even on tour. It’s an Invasion by the Brits, through our airwaves, our stages, no red coats involved.

A five girl band sweeping our nation, our candy market, and our children’s hearts. But what do you really know about them? “Spice Up Your Pro”, “WannaBG”, “2 Become OC”,  their major singles, but what do you know beyond these jazzy singles and vaudeville antics? Do you know the band? The members? 

Well, you’ll be learning about them here. The first place to hear a report about this musical mayhem, across our states, cities, and towns.

Meet The… Girls

Trixie Spice BlackBetty

She has hooves, and spots. She moos, and she drinks booze. She’s a party cow, and she’s got a good fitness program. You can watch her lessons in flip books. She doesn't like being tipped.

Anna Spice Maria

She’s a badass. She’s scary. She’s got a loud mouth, and she dances around. She’s scared of spiders, but that doesn’t stop her, always.

Bunny Spice Bunny

She hops, and has a tail. She gets on stage and you better know she’s posh and has heels. She is a recovering carrotholic.

V Spice Gravity

She’s a sexy girl, and wears a pink babydoll top all the time, which drives the boys wild, with a nubile build. Give her a wink, and she'll be yours for the night.

Lush Spice aka Amethyst

She’s the stable one of the group, the leader. She’s got maternal instincts. Mama Lush some might call her. All the boys get a crush, especially Tepid.

La la la la la la la la la

How long can this group last, you might ask? Well, I’d say until the next new fad band comes through, but for now, let’s enjoy the show.

Perhaps they'll do a benefit concert for under-appreciated Left Hands. at the World's Fair in Flushing, Queens. 

Sable_Tights starts jumping up and down in joy. It's because he can't contain it all in himself, you see? He NEEDS to get rid of the energy. 

OHMYGOSH! I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN!! 

TRIXIE SPICE IS SOKEWL.

do the concerts have beer?

Sable_Tights You're right. Trixie Spice is so cool, and yes MissPinky, there will be beer.

Pratster is very sad that he couldn't be in the group. He missed the auditions, but it seems she might be working on a group of her own called PPers Allowed.