Draven looked down at a few small pills that she had bought off one of her members. "Sleep finally... " She popped the two pills into her mouth as she sunk back into her feather pillows. Her eyes felt heavy as she felt a new world somewhat unfamiliar to her envelop her. Tugging a few of the covers over her she sighed a bit as her breathing slowed to a steady pace.  The pills entranced her in a world of darkness that she had needed for weeks but was unable to attain, she was greatful for them. 

Crash... Draven sat up suddenly and in the darkness around her listened carefully. She heard nothing, but she knew she had been startled from sleep. Pulling the covers up a bit more she peered in the the blackness in hopes that nothing would show its face. "Damn dreams" She laid back down and stared blankly at a cieling she couldn't even see. Giving off a huff she sat back up again and then kicked her feet over the edge of the bed. 

"Christ.. Can't I ever get a full nights sleep?" She rubbed her eyes sleepily as she walked over and flicked a light switch on violently. Nothing angered her more then seeing the clock on the wall say 1:30 am. "Fack.." Draven threw a sock at the clock and then pulled a pack of smokes off the top of the dresser and a lighter. Drawing in a breath she walked over to the door and opened it. 

The creek of the door echod off the wooden floors and down the drywall of the hallway. She flicked on light switches as she came across them all the way down the hall to the right and then to her office.  Throwing open the door she looked oddly at a small cat that had somehow entered and perched itself on her desk. "well.. who are you?" She walked over to the black cat and peered into it's green eyes. Being no more then a foot away she reached out to it and watched it give a small growl and then run from it's happy spot and down the hallway. "Just like my sleep I see?" 

Not particularly caring about the cat she walked to her chair and sat down. Pulling out a few records and reports she had worked on earlier in the day she began to read over them. She shook her head as she looked up at the clock after a bit realizing that over an hour had gone by and her sleepiness was still being elusive. 

Being the ass she is, Draven hopped up and then ran down the hallway. Beating loudly on the door of TinyTina she couldn't help but get a slight feeling of she shouldn't do this as again she saw the little cat. 

Surprised by the loud knocking TinyTina threw open the door. "We under fire? We dying?" Her hair was a rats nest that jutted out in ever direction from her head and her eyes were blood shot from just being woken up. 

Draven couldn't help but give off a little giggle as she walked into the door. "no no.. I just can't sleep." She shrugged as she saw the look of what the fuck come over Tina's face. 

"Are you freaking kidding me.. It's almost 3 am. I know your my crew leader and all but seriously.. ugg.." She opened the door more so that Draven could enter. "What can I do?"

Draven shrugged a bit as she took a seat on the edge of TinyTina's bed, and watched as Tina tried to smooth down her hair as she sat in a chair across the room.

"TinyTina.. how do you relax? I mean sometimes there's so much going on...So much to do not enough time... And all those things won't let you sleep.. What do you do?" Draven's lips pouted a bit as she leaned back on her elbows. 

Pimp hand strong y'all. Pimp hand strong

TinyTina had not been asleep when Draven came beating down her door. She had been painting her toes. Yesterday, TinyTina had spent the day, the whole day, out at the quarry with Mr. Pinky and Fred. They were testing some of her new explosives. Lighting fuses all day, scraping at the ground had caused all her polish to come off. So, she was now taking some down time from her criminal life and painting her toes. When the booms came at her door, TinyTina waddled over making sure her polish wouldn’t get all messed up. Not because she was fat. Her name was not ironic. 

We under fire? We dying?

TinyTina’s hair was a mess. Sure, she kept up on her nail polish, but her hair…there were other things to worry about. Like what she’d put on her sandwich when she raided Draven’s kitchen later. Maybe peanut butter and anchovies. Mmmm anchovies. TinyTina followed her crew leader into her bedroom and took a seat across the room. TinyTina then quietly listened….looked at the yellow polish sparkling on her toes…attempted to listen….got distracted again….

Wait, so the place isn’t on fire?

Draven gave a sigh as she looked oddly at TinyTina. She looked at the sparkle nail polish and then sat up. "You know TinyTina your something special." She stood up and gave a small laugh. 

"Nothing is on fire. Well not yet.. but if you put anymore sparkles on those toes i'm sure a reflection will catch something on fire at some point."

While walking out she patted TinyTina on the back. Walking through the hallway she wondered if anyone had any good ways to really relax. Spotting the kitchen down the hall she walked into it. Flipping on more lights she opened the fridge. The cold air that came from the fridge relaxed her ever so slightly as she stared blankly at all the food.

TinyTina sneered at the compliment. Next they would be saying ‘Oh TinyTina you are so nice, you are so adorable.’ TinyTina could not let this happen. This could not happen. This is exactly why she joined the mafia. She wanted to be a vicious person snatching up purses and pushing old ladies into puddles, running away howling at the moon. No, no. She was not going to grow up ever and she was not ever going to be nice. 

TinyTina hadn’t noticed at first that Draven had left the room, but when she did notice she immediately flung herself from the chair and followed her crew leader. If Draven went to the kitchen everything would be ruined. Damnit, she was going to the kitchen. TinyTina followed her like a shadow. Every step her crew leader took, she took. Draven was her mentor, well, that was suppose to be BigBlack, but she was pretty sure he was still passed out up in her bedroom.

Once they entered the kitchen area, TinyTina watched Draven immediately go to the fridge. Crap, crap, carp. She clenched her fists and looked for something she could knock Draven out with. She would not be happy with what she would find in the fridge. What TinyTina had put in their for later, finish a job she was on. The rolling pin was too far away. There was a plate, but TinyTina didn’t want to clean up that mess or that blood. So, she let Draven open the fridge, hoping her crew leader was too tired to notice the bloody horse head on the bottom shelf. 

Draven peered further in the back of the fridge scanning for anything she might find that she wanted to eat or drink. "Not even one freaking beer in here.. I swear everyone here steals all my beer!" Hearing something behind her she turned and noticed TinyTina. 

"Tina? I'm surprised your standing up on your freshly painted.. ugg........" Draven say the dabs of sparkly yellow on the hardwood floors. "i think your polish is messed up." Draven gave a frown as she turned back to the fridge. "Why is there never anything appealing?" She rummaged around this time on the middle shelf a bit. "Tina what the hell is this?" 

Draven snatched up a bag of what possibly was moldy cheese and turned to Tina. "God these guys around here are gross..." Draven threw the bag back in the fridge and slammed the door. She opeend up the freezer to find a bottle of tequila sitting on the top shelf and much to her surprise wasn't empty.

"Bottoms up?" 

BigBlack was sound asleep like a newborn child after it had got its full of nice juicy breast milk.  All the talking and commotion had woken him up from one of the best dreams he had ever had.  He picked his head up and looked around and saw -Draven- and TinyTina chatting it up, looking in the fridge, and doing God knows what else.

"First of all if you want to sleep better you need to stop smoking those damn cigarettes.  Its a well known fact they dont help you sleep any better or relieve stress.  They do the exact opposite."

BigBlack waved his hand in front of his face to get the smoke away from him.

"Second of all there is liquor in the cabinet right over there.  That shit will knock you out.  Bring it on over and lets get this started"
 

TinyTina ran a hand through her hair a few times waiting for the disaster that was about to happen. She then pulled her hand down her face slowly, making her eye droop and then one side of her mouth frown. She finished it off by looking up at the ceiling to wait for some sort of outburst. Draven was going on about something, hardwood floors and TinyTina rolled her eyes into the back of her head. Then her stomach rumbled. If Draven wanted to her to hit the streets hard tomorrow to make some cash money she’d have to let TinyTina eat her banana anchovies sandwich at some point.

“Tina, what the hell is this?”

TinyTina was still looking at the ceiling when the question came. She lobbed her head to the side and kept her eyes averted from Draven’s.

Just somethin’ I picked up the other dayyyyy.

TinyTina hoped that keeping it casual Draven wouldn’t be to mad or grossed out. TinyTina remembered herself where the rolling pin was just in case Draven got out of hand. So, TinyTina looked at Draven to see if she’d need to get physical like a ninja monkey, but no, Draven was just holding up a half eaten loaf of bread…that were now so moldy it looked like anything else but bread. 

Ohhhh. No, that’s my experiment. I’m going to cure one of those insanely deadly diseases that kills everyone. Just you wait.

This seemed to work and kept her from digging any deeper into the fridge. Muttering something about how it was the guys nasty shit.

Oh yeah, it’s someone else’s. That was just a joke. I like to joke.

TinyTina laughed like a crazy person straight out the asylum. Draven gave her one look and then turned away, closing the fridge and opening the freezer. The horse head had one more night in the comforts of the fridge. 

“Bottoms up?”

What???

TinyTina was confused until she noticed the bottle of tequila Draven was holding up. TinyTina waved her hand at it.

All yours.

She remembered last time they all drank. BigBlack had an affair with a clown. Speaking of….BigBlack was there, in front of her. 

Good morning honey boo boo.

"Good morning to you as well!  It is not officially morning yet for me though and I would appreciate it if you all went back to sleep and stopped causing so much damn commotion."

He pointed to the bottle Draven was holding and nodded his head.

"That is what I am talking about right there.  The answer to all your problems.  So stop waving your hand and grab the bottle and start drinking.  We can all be passed out in a couple of minutes."

TinyTina rolled her eyes at BigBlack when he explained it was not morning yet. Of course it wasn’t morning yet. It was still dark out and she hadn’t gone to bed and they didn’t live in goddamn Alaska. TinyTina decided she liked BigBlack better when he was asleep. She crept over to the cupboard where the rolling pin was located while BigBlack and Draven talked to each other about sleep aids and smoking and for all she knew, puppies. She heard someone was selling them down the street.

Just as TinyTina was pulling out the rolling pin Draven snapped her head to the side and looked at her. TinyTina pointed to the bat to BigBlack and then back at the bat. Draven aggressively shook her head no. TinyTina frowned. Again, Draven shook her head - hair flying every where. All the while, BigBlack was still talking, completely oblivious. TinyTina pouted. If she wasn’t able to bop BigBlack over the head then she was for sure going to fill the man’s room with spiders. TinyTina dropped the pin and walked away from it like nothing happened. When it clattered to the floor TinyTina assumed the whole place would be up soon. It was pretty loud. 

Visas had been paceing her HQ her stomache was twisted into a knot she felt ill no matter where she looked she could not find her Panties sleep had eluded her her coko clock had tryed to strike 3 but was executed at 2. Visas then had no idea what the time was she had been in Chicago early in the day and had run an job one of the people she had recruited for it was Tiny Tina Visas decided to ring Tina to see if she had any idea on how to get to sleep.

Visas dialed the number that Tina had given her.

Hello who the fuck is this??? Do you know what time it is???

Visas tryed to not be alarmed at the anger showen towards her.

T..Tina its me V....Visas i c...cant find my Panties *Sob* I....i cant sleep without my Panties w...what should i do?? Visas choked and sobed into the phone.

Draven stared blankly at the phone as she heard Visas sobbing. "umm.. Visas? This isn't Tina." Draven held bit her lip trying not to snicker at the thought of Visas standing there unable to find panties, and then she wondered how Visas got her private number. 

Not saying a word she picked up a shot of tequila and handed BigBlack the phone. She thought to herself how comical this could end up being. 

BigBlack not knowing what was going on held the phone to his ear and suddenly Visas stared sobbing even louder. "Draven my panties.. Help! They are gone.." BigBlack let out a roar of laughter as he whispered in the phone back "I'll come help you find your panties." 

Draven nearly spit out her tequila as she stared at BigBlack and then watched as TinyTina snatched the phone away. 

Shrugging Draven reached again for the bottle of tequila.

TinyTina never answered the phone. It was usually for Draven (important business) or for BigBlack (the girl from last night) or someone else. The phone was never for Tina and if it ever was, she never spoke on it. She was convinced it was tapped and she didn’t want anyone to hear her conversations over the phone. Didn’t want whoever was listening to know her business. So, when the phone rang and Draven answered it, even after she said it was Visas and it was indeed for her, she didn’t want to take it. Not that she disliked Visas. Tina did. She appreciated how Visas body wouldn’t quit. 

Tina watched the conversation Draven had with Visas and then watched the phone be passed to BigBlack. Maybe the conversation was not just for her. Maybe Visas was BigBlack’s last night girl and Tina could pawn the whole conversation off on BigBlack. Of course it couldn’t work out this way. After BigBlack was done the phone was passed to Tina. Who took it with a humph. 

Hello?

She said and then the sobbing started up again. TinyTina looked at Draven who was taking a swig of Tequila. Tina then looked at BigBlack who was eyeing up the same bottle. 

Visas. It’s okay, they are probably in the freezer again after you dropped them for you know who. They are either in the freezer or they’ve been burned in the streets.

This didn’t help Visas. The sobbing became even greater. Tina moved the phone from her ear and was just about to put it back where it belonged. Just then, the back door opened and there stood the most glorious person TinyTina had ever seen. The woman glowed. It was like she had just fallen from…

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Tina asked Kelly. She had never met the woman, but had heard many things about her. Kelly had been away in Paris for business. When the business part was said, it was always followed with a giggle from Draven. Tina envisioned Kelly off galloping in a field of poppy’s with Prince Charming. Tina just stood there, with her mouth hanging open. There may have been some drool. Staring at Kelly. 

Draven snickered at TinyTina as she stared at her Angel that appeared. 

"How was paris?" Draven handed the bottle over to Kelly who stared blankly at TinyTina. The blank stare was followed quickly by a point at the phone that was still hung to the side of Tina's leg just dangling by the cord. Sobs came eevn louder from the phone followed by the shouts of Visas. "I THOUGHT YOU ONLY USED THAT ON ME!" This was then followed by more shouts as Tina simply handed BigBlack the phone back.

"Make her feel better BigBlack" Tina shrugged as the words rolled off her tongue and she moved a bit closer to Kelly. 

Kelly was quite unsure of the strange new women and took a few steps bakwards. "Aww kelly she's quite the gem youll warm up to her very nicely!" Draven pushed Kelly towards her admirer and giggled. 

"So.. I'll just bring you over some new ones?" Draven spun quickly around as BigBlack's words rang out through the kitchen. 

"BigBlack..." Draven shook her head as he shrugged and again repeated the offer. "I don't know if I have enough tequila for all this.." 

She looked up at the clock by now it was nearly 4:00 am and she still hadn't began to even get tired.