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| Striphe is a Big Bad Meanie! | Started by: Cav on Mar 07, '09 17:09 |
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A man wearing a long black trench coat sits in front of the Cafe Looking at everyone in the room, he begins to speak... Everyone, Striphe hates me. At night he goes out and doesnt tell me where he's going. In the mornings he pours hot coffee down my shirt and calls me names. In the evenings after his early drinking binge and gambling he beats me and makes me do thangs I dont wanna. Saturdays were fine untill his brothers arrive, they tie me up and do stuff to me. On days he won big at the casino, he drew moneys signs on me with a razor blade. On days he lost big at the casino, he would tie me up and throw baseballs at me. Im saddend. I thought we really had something. Last week I heard news he had a hit out on me for not cooking him breakfast. As soon as I learned of this I headed where every normal person with a hit on their head would head, to Canada. People dont murder people in Canada, they're a very clean and respectful people. Tuesday morning, I awoke to the sound of a woman screaming. I hurried to the door as fast as I could only to see, yes, Striphe, gagging the hotel maid. He looked at me and pointed, so then I knew I was in serious danger. I dressed quickly and jumped out the back bathroom window and traveled back to the states without a trace of the Striphe behind me. A day later sleeping I awaken to see a not so strange face at the foot of my bed. Holding in his hands was a 12 guage shotgun and razor wire wrapped around his shoulders. Right then and there I knew I was in for a treat. As he pumped his shotgun I grabbed for the revolver hiding under my pilow and luckily hit the meanie pants in his trigger finger with one go-lucky shot. I jumped up drop kicked him in the face and ran off to a place where he will never find me. I am safe, I am safe friends. So I got free and my point here is Striphe is a very mean, cruel person. Stay away from him at all costs! |
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Frankenstein looks oddly at Cav and wonders. Now where exactly have you gone? |
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| Reply by: Frankenstein at Mar 07, '09 17:12 | |
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...Cav i think we all know Striphe is a big meanie !! He hits everyone round the backs of there legs with his walking stick when we walk past him in the streets. Dk walks away and gets hit by a Striphe Fan |
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| Reply by: DeathKnight at Mar 07, '09 17:28 | |
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Reads in horror with a tear slowly rolling down his face.. I thought I was the only one who got teased and molested by the great and beautiful Striphe.. Damn you Striphe..damn you to hell! you two-timing, cheating thug! |
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| Reply by: Frankie_Gogolak at Mar 07, '09 17:46 | |
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| Well Frankenstein, he's probally paying you to ask me that question, so I wont tell you, but what I will tell you is, its really hot here and my hut nearly burned down last night due to the drunk firing squad. | |
| Reply by: Cav at Mar 07, '09 20:38 | |
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Strolls up to the gathered crowd and shrugs. These accusations against my client are baseless, false lies perpetrated by an irate man who was saddened Striphe left him. The nights in question, Striphe was in a Las Vegas casino seen playing blackjack and slots. Mind you, he lost every penny, but that's irrelevant. I demand that you cease and desist the spreading of these falsehoods immediately - or legal action will be taken. |
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| Reply by: Vicodin at Mar 07, '09 21:20 | |
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BuddahDuck looks at Cav Cav just admit your madly in love with Mr.Striphe. |
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| Reply by: BuddahDuck at Mar 07, '09 21:22 | |
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| StripheVenzetti is my hero. | |
| Reply by: PhatballzRourke at Mar 07, '09 21:25 | |
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Where has my Cav gone is a good question.. Spends countless hours searching local whore shops and male bars and establishments where my woman use to hangout.. not finding any trace of Cav Love and lust and how people show eachother they care are very important in our society, and I thought cutting money signs into your skin showed you that I cared about you Cav.. I guess I was a little wrong, in my thinking process. Im offering a reward, small yet large for Cav's body.. Dead or alive.. I dont care.. I just want his body and maybe his wallet.. as that bastard took a 20 dollar bill before he ran out on me Grabs the baseball bat, a razor, some rubbing alcohol and a flashlight and three condoms and waits for Cav..... |
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| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Mar 07, '09 22:02 | |
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I would have to agree with Vicodin on this matter. I can attribute to the fact that Striphe was at the casino in Las Vegas. I happened to be sitting at his blackjack table. He ran into some rather unfortunate luck that night, but he stayed as long as he could... until his money ran dry, that is. He tells some great stories and I do not believe that he could be this horrible man you are portraying. I stand by my own judgment in the matter. Good day, sir. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Corleone at Mar 07, '09 22:15 | |
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Walking over to hear Cav's declaration, Hydro realized she knew better. She had to stand up for the man that was being talked about Mr Cav, I believe you've misunderstood Mr StripheVenzetti, I know him as a keen man with interest in a lady's social status (rank) and enjoys looking at said lady's pictures. Many times he's sent me a letter stating how I'm a social butterfly, drooling over my art work. |
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| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Mar 07, '09 23:03 | |
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Looks down saddend by the resplies from the people... If you people only knew... Spend one day with this man and it could very well be your last. Striphe me and your woman are doing well. No need to worry. Please stop threatening me, Im a good person, why would you want to harm me? You sir need Jesus. |
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| Reply by: Cav at Mar 08, '09 01:51 | |
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Smiles at Cav and rolls his eyes I think what you need, is well.. Your wallet PUNK!! You PICKPOCKETED! Cav. Smiles at the young mobster.. so innocent and precious and returns the wallet to Cav Now my friend, be careful out here on these streets, I heard there was a out hit on you.. and your little trip to 'Canada' didnt make the hit go away. Throws a dart at a picture of Cav.. the tip of the dart hitting Cav directly between the eyes |
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| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Mar 08, '09 03:52 | |
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Im hiring bodyguards. Anyone interested? Paid vacations once every 2 years. |
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| Reply by: Cav at Mar 08, '09 15:33 | |
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| A vacation once every two years? I don't know I think you are being far to generous Cav. Isn't the honor of being your bodyguard enough for most? | |
| Reply by: Odetta at Mar 08, '09 15:46 | |
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| For most, but these are desperate times. | |
| Reply by: Cav at Mar 09, '09 00:30 | |
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| Umm....wow. Very interesting story. | |
| Reply by: Knight_n_Gale at Mar 10, '09 11:10 | |
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