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| SSDD: Same Shit, Different Day (An Open RP) | Started by: Deadpool on Mar 11, '09 13:08 |
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Deadpool awoke to the sound of gunshots. He leapt from his bed, ready for action. Then, the shots sputtered away, as they were only a car backfiring. Standing there, nude, but with his gun drawn (if you know what I mean) Deadpool began to think that, perhaps, he was longing for something different. Each day grew more and more like the last. (Fractal-like, for you math geeks.) Deadpool himself had become predictable, perhaps even mundane. Yes, it was obvious, he was stuck in a rut. Well, that was about to change. Dressed and ready, Deadpool reached for the doorknob. Instead, the door hit him in the face, knocking him back. Two men stood in the door, both carrying some heavy artillery. Holy crap! Two gorillas escaped from the zoo! If you'll excuse me, I have a call to make. As the men began to fire into the room, Deadpool jumped through the glass window to the street below. Oh shit. Fourth story. I forgoooooooottttt! As he plummeted to the ground below, his life began to flash before his eyes. "Get that out of your nose. What are you doing, kid? You'll go blind if you keep doing that! No, I won't go to the dance with you. No, I'm not sleeping with your friend, too...." WHUMP! Surprisingly, Deadpool hits an awning above the Chinese Laundry below his one room flat. He rolls off, landing on his feet, then turns to see the men peering down from above. So long boys, I can't play anymore! Tell your boss I said "hi"! Deadpool suddenly looks worried as the men have left the window and he realizes that he really doesn't have an escape plan... |
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Howey nearly shit himself when he say a man falling from the 4th story of a building. Howey watched mouth open as the man kept on falling. Howey was sure he was a dead man, but he was wrong, the man hit a awning. What a lucky man Howey thought to himself. Howey noticed two gigantic men appear at the window in which the man had fallen from, both holding big weapons. Howey ran over to the man, weapons drawn, ready to kill either the man or the two giants. 'Are you ok? What the fuck happened? Who are them two guys? Do you need some help?' Howey watched the doors to the building as he asked the man the questions. |
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| Reply by: Howey at Mar 11, '09 14:32 | |
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Deadpool looked up, still dazed, to see a man yelling questions at him. Suddenly, a moment of clarity. Hitmen. Working for the Albanians, probably. You have a car? |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Mar 11, '09 14:41 | |
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'Whats your name? Yes I have a car follow me this way.' Howey set off back the way he came with the man following shortly behind. Limping along. |
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| Reply by: Howey at Mar 11, '09 15:00 | |
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Out Come's LuckyLuciano with his trusty shotgun And starts to shoot at the car as it drive's off You wont get far! |
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| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Mar 11, '09 16:19 | |
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Deadpool begins to run, as he introduces himself. The name's Deadpool. A shot shatters the air and Deadpool turns to look at Luciano shooting at a random car passing. I think I know that guy. Luciano! Damn it! Stop shooting at tourists! Luciano looks confused. He thinks that all people from out of town are here to sleep with his sister. It's a long story. Luciano! They're behind you! Those bastards are here for your sister! Shoot the door! Luciano's eyes widen as he turns and shoots at the door of the Chinese Laundry. Inside, people duck and scream, including the apes chasing Deadpool. That'll slow 'em down. Don't worry, we replaced the shot in his shotgun shells with rock salt. Let's go... |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Mar 11, '09 17:32 | |
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| Wait for me guys drops the shotgun and runs after the car | |
| Reply by: CharlesLuciano at Mar 11, '09 17:43 | |
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Howey ducks when the shot goes off and picks up speed, leaving Deadpool trailing behind. 'Oh your with the pharmacy correct? One of Proazc's guys? Names Howey im with KOOP.' Howey ducks as the big guys start letting shots rip off. Howey reaches the car and thumbles with the key trying to open it. He gets in and waits for his new associates to join him. |
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| Reply by: Howey at Mar 11, '09 19:20 | |
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Deadpool slows to look in a store window where a attractive woman is offering samples of perfume. Someone screams. Damn it, I forgot. He takes off running and jumps in the waiting car. Lucky's on his way, just far enough ahead to make it interesting. Start rolling, it'll be more fun that way. The car starts rolling as Luciano catches the rear door handle and jumps in the moving car. A bullet shatters the rear window of the car. Deadpool leans out the passenger window and gives the Albanians the finger. Bastards. Hey, thanks for the ride, Howey. And thanks for slightly distracting them, Lucky. It's on, now, I suppose. Friggin' Albanians are moving in on The Pharmacy turf. Pushing their crappy drugs and their old hookers. Since they've been around, we've lost two customers to poisoning from the heroin and four customers to syphillis. Last week, I taught some of their people a lesson. They were hitting up one of our places for protection money. Two of them will never have kids, the other one will be in traction for a while. Hey, Howey, if you'll drop me off at that Pharmacy over there, I have a prescription to pick up. And by prescription, I mean weapons. The car stops and Deadpool gets out. Thanks again, guys. Wish me luck... |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Mar 11, '09 20:32 | |
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Giovanni already knew who this was coming in his shop before the man entered, there was only ONE man that entered his shop after gunshots filled the air outside....DEADPOOL!! Giovanni immediately told everyone to clear the store, once the store was clear Giovanni turned the open sign over on the door....CLOSED FOR BUSINESS!! "Follow me man" "Ya know, your the only man I know that can get shot at day after day and still live to tell about it, what are ya a fuckin' cat, geez?" Giovanni then lead Deadpool through a door, and into a closet to the left of the hallway. The air was musty as Giovanni lead Deadpool down the stairs, but there was also a familiar smell that both men knew too well...Artillery!! Reaching up in the dark, Giovanni pulled a rusted string and a light blinked on and started swaying to and fro from the stress of Giovanni pulling on it. Giovanni then turned to Deadpool, "Alright man, get what you need, I'll send ya a bill." Deadpool's eyes scanned the many shelves of artillery with awe, and only shook his head in agreement. "I'ma go upstairs and make sure these clowns don't bust up my place, hurry up will ya? I want these fuckers dead!" -Giovanni_Castellano- The Gato Regime |
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| Reply by: Giovanni_Castellano at Mar 11, '09 23:39 | |
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Deadpool quickly looked over the hardware in front of him. Well, let me see, I'll take one of these, four of these, a handful of those, and two of those penny candy sticks. Deadpool began locking and loading as he heard the squeal of tires outside. Time to go to work. Mmmm, peppermint. The streets suddenly clear, Deadpool stepped out of the Pharmacy with guns in each hand. The two henchmen stepped out of a sedan and began blasting away. What? No witty lines? Nothing? Just shooting? You guys suck ass! Deadpool shoots one man in the knee, as the other man ducks behind the car. Hiding behind an innocent car, eh? Well, you underestimate me! I care nothing for the lives of the innocent automobiles! Take that! Deadpool tosses a grenade under the car. BOOM! Well, so much for subtle. How 'bout you, skippy? That knee hurting? He nudges the big guy with his foot, as the man curses him in Albanian. Blah, blah, blah. I'm going to let you live, so you can go tell your boss that I'm not the type to mess with... oh to hell with it, you don't understand me anyway. Hold this. Deadpool hands him a grenade, sans pin, and runs like hell. BOOM! That had to make a mess. Clean up, aisle four! Sirens wail in the distance. Um, perhaps it's time for me to make an exit. Exit, stage left! Deadpool runs away, off to fight another day. |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Mar 12, '09 00:09 | |
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Nice RP Deadpool, hope to do more in the future! Respectfully, Giovanni_Castellano The Gato Regime |
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| Reply by: Giovanni_Castellano at Mar 12, '09 00:28 | |
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