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| Imma spit this beat | Started by: CAPSLOCK4EVR on Mar 11, '09 20:11 |
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"No, really I'm not, I've came out here though to say how sad I am... Sad that people like you are allowed to stay alive. I am not talking about the average person, no, I am talking about those damned Koala bear killers. Did you know that every day at least ten koala bears are killed a day by random mafia-related shootings?" Looks down at the ground and sheds a single tear in the form of a Koala, as he then looks back up to see a group of people staring him down. "You people... you just look at me crooked as if I am weird, this is not the case. You people do not understand the seriousness of Koalas. One day we will need them and yet they will shun us. How would you like being shunned? Shunned by Koalas is serious business." Grasps his hands together and lifts his head back to the ground, knowing that nobody is listening, suddenly without a moments notice a Koala bear falls from the top of a building, a bullet in his head. Upon seeing this, CAPS lifts his hands up to the sky and yells. "WHY DO YOU DO THIS?!" Not able to handle it any longer, CAPS pulls out a giant poster and beings to chant. "LEAVE THOSE KOALAS ALONE!" |
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| Sorry, but Koala's taste to much like spotted owls to NOT kill and eat them. | |
| Reply by: SelectiveTourettes at Mar 11, '09 21:18 | |
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| O_O ummm......wow | |
| Reply by: Knight_n_Gale at Mar 11, '09 21:53 | |
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I have to agree with SelectiveTourettes on this one. Koalas taste so damn good...in fact...I'll have some right now... Sao pulls out a strip of Koala jerky and starts to nom as he continues on his way. |
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| Reply by: Sao at Mar 11, '09 22:01 | |
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| Yells at Sao Hey mate pass some of that I LoVe Koala meat! | |
| Reply by: Nathan_costello at Mar 11, '09 22:29 | |
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Turns around with the Koala jerky hanging from his mouth and reaches into his pocket. Here you go bud. He tosses a piece of jerky. ENJOY |
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| Reply by: Sao at Mar 11, '09 22:57 | |
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walks by looking at CAPS crooked as if he's weird "... yupp that is def the case." |
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| Reply by: A-Mac at Mar 11, '09 23:01 | |
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"You guys just do not heed my warnings. It shall be a sad day when the Koala overlords come and rip you all to shreds. My warnings are dire and you must think about them. For the time being however, I will be giving out free [b]I shall sell my soul to the Koala Overlords.[/b] t-shirts!" Pulls his t-shirt stand out to the front of the street and begins to throw them out to the crowd of bewildered people. |
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| Reply by: CAPSLOCK4EVR at Mar 12, '09 02:30 | |
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| and "beings" maybe you should know how to spell before you use Caps Lock....:p | |
| Reply by: CH at Mar 12, '09 02:31 | |
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"Sorry, there where a misprint on those t-shirts, the bold wore off in the laundry. I have made up a new batch!I shall sell my soul to the Koala Overlords. Everyone will be getting new shirts post haste!" Takes back the old shirts and hands out the newer ones. |
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| Reply by: CAPSLOCK4EVR at Mar 12, '09 02:33 | |
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| As long as you printed new ones, i will def. sport one of these fancy shirts. | |
| Reply by: CH at Mar 12, '09 04:05 | |
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