Amid all the confusion and panic, a shocking revelation has occured. Through out time, my bloodline has gone via the name Sprozza, performing under guises such as Templar, Barry_Scott and everyone's favourite - BitterBastard, oh he was a card.
However, all is not as it seems, the shocking revelation is so shocking that you will actally be shocked. To put that in perspective, that's four times the population of Haversham.
Ladies and Gentleman. It was all an elaborate ruse, it turns out my real name, and that of my bloodline is actually Jethro Q. Walrustitty.
More on this later, live from Haversham.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty - I put the "Jethro Q. Walrustitty" in "Jethro Q. Walrustitty." |
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I'm annoyed at whoever rattled your cage. |
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I'm so fucking horny right now
see what you could have won? |
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its good but its not the one im afraid! |
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Jethro Q. Walrustitty....Come on Down!!! |
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God, I fucking knew it. You pick a good time to pull shit like this, you know that, right? Shakes his fist at the sky and screams, "Whyyyyyy?!" |
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