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| This Parade Was Started for a Bullshit Reason | Started by: ThomasRourke on Mar 12, '09 16:08 |
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The day started as any other day would, as Thomas was out on his morningly parade about town. It was every day that the head of the now depleted Rourkes (Big RIPs to such legendary figures as Phatballz, Digger, and Brian) gallivanted around New Orleans and neighboring cities in a flash of pomp and style. He felt that being Godfather entitled him to parades. Out of nowhere he was just shooting his gun wildly and running around the parade floats like a man-child naked and free. When it was all over he had killed 3 crewleaders which could NOT have been more surprising. Thomas normally fired off into crowds of people during his Rourke Parades, but was stunned that other bold suits had actually attended this one. It was widely known that he had a hyper-sensitivity in his trigger finger and that he had the impulses of an unruly street tough. When it was all over he noticed that Frankie Figs was a casualty of his spent rounds, so for all intents and purposes there was no logical way for Thomas to be able to leave Frankie Figs a proper whisper as he had done a spray and pray. If he were to leave Frankie Figs a whisper it would probably be: "My dearest B. James your chest just couldn't deflecta, My bullets as they killed 3 bolds and accordingly hit the Frankie Figs Trifecta. I will miss you always as one of my closest non-Rourke friends, Just remember the way I love you truly... transcends. Thomas continued on his parade where several others received flesh wounds, hoping that somewhere Frankie Figs and his caliente alter-ego Cilantro approved of poetic last words unspoken. |
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seems that the dear old Godfadah Rourke has been sniffin too much gun powder. Good Ole Brian is alive and kickin back in Steel City. Name: BrianRourke Status: Alive Home City: Detroit |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Mar 12, '09 16:33 | |
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| Not for long. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Mar 12, '09 16:34 | |
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perhaps, but in that case ole Tommy boy was dreamin in his sleep and walkin around Sleep Wackin |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Mar 12, '09 16:35 | |
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| Do the streets have no meaning anymore? If our godfathers cannot even act seriously how are the rest of us supposed to be? | |
| Reply by: V05 at Mar 12, '09 21:25 | |
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Its been known in the past that a wanted member of This Thing of Ours posed as a person of broken mental abilities. One family boss for example was known to have always worn his bathroom and PJ's as his street clothes to throw a red herring at the damn feds. That being said, it is very possible that one of the stray bullets that were flying all over the place yesterday, hit our dear Thomas and diminished his cognitive processing. Only time will tell. |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Mar 12, '09 22:45 | |
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| Stunning work. I think someone was slightly excitable. | |
| Reply by: InfamousGrouse at Mar 13, '09 10:01 | |
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Looks cock-eyed at Fu-ManjuRourke I thought Pittsburgh was the Steel City. |
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| Reply by: Vic_Vaselino at Mar 13, '09 10:55 | |
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| Shhhhh, Vic. He's old. Just nod your head and smile. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Mar 13, '09 10:57 | |
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