I was just minding my own business one day when this KuKu guy comes along and said "Hey JudasPriest you should totally go rogue". I'm not very good at doing his Irish accent but you get the point. So I turned to him and said "What is in this rogue life that will keep me happy?" he then said "It's like paradise, you can do what you want when you want and nobody will bother you". 

I'm calling you out KuKu because you told me that nobody would bother me and since I've done this all I have had is death threats and nobody wants to be my friend. You told me the exact second to do it because you said "The DT war will start then!" and you instructed me that nobody would notice me and I could be a rogue for a long time... Now I'm not so sure.

I'm looking for help and a new home, please help me. - Anyone but Mrkuku unless he is willing to apologise.

MrKuku Approaches the miscreant and starts to talk.  Stunned, the gathered people hear an accent - a Scottish one, not an Irish one...

You have broken the law, broken the law... Broken the law, broken the law.

And now you must pay.

You put me in this mess MrKuku and now you condemn me! 

I iz sad, so sad.